This is going to be a very long post. There are 25 screenies out of the over 100 I took during this episode. Without further ado:
"So, Mz. Thyme, this is how it all went down according to your best memory?"
"Yes, officer. It really was quite bizarre. I had just gotten home from fishing and thought I noticed a shadowy figure running ahead of me into our house. I thought nothing of it because, as you know, we keep things pretty well locked up. However, when I entered our home the first thing I noticed was how lovely our home always smells. You noticed that too, did you?"
"Well, then it dawned on me! There was a burglar in the house. She was hopping up and down and screaming, "Oh, no, oh, no! Make it stop!" I hadn't really noticed before, because of the incense you know, but the burglar alarm was just blaring away enough to wake the dead, not to mention our whole household!"
"Well, she was really freaking out, and, I'm rather ashamed to admit it, I started to freak out too! That horrible alarm! It just.......wouldn't......stop!"
"Get a grip, mam! It's all over with now. Calm yourself and continue with your information.".....
"Thank you, officer. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Right about this thyme, after several minutes of joint freaking out, one of your fine policemen arrived. I can't tell you how relieved I was! Finally! Someone was going to turn off that horrible alarm!"
"You can imagine my surprise when instead he just started having a talk with the burglar! The noise! The horrible noise! Anyway, I had said it was loud enough to wake the dead but I should have said loud enough to wake the "darling", because it woke up our Christmas. She really does not like getting awakened!"
"A huge fight ensued at that point, which was very upsetting. I did not want Chrissy to have to witness such violence, and even worse, no matter how much I mentioned it, no one was turning off the alarm!"
"At this point in thyme, my grandson-in-law, Jude, got woken up by the noise. Summer was sleeping through it, of course. Nothing much wakes that girl up after a hard night playing guitar!"
"By this point, Chrissy was overcome with the wonderful aroma of our famous incense. All the way from Egypt you know! Jude had every intention of going right to that burglar alarm and turn it off for me. He's very dear to us all and so thoughtful of all the elders here."
"Unfortunately, he's not the brightest crayon in the box and is easily distracted by things. Like incense. Did I say it came all the way from Egypt? Yes? Well, Jude just walked right past that huge dust up completely oblivious to not only the battle but also to my repeated requests for someone to turn off the alarm!"
"Summer told me that right around then she finally woke up, thinking maybe she heard the alarm. What was her first clue!!!? I tell you when that girl sleeps, she SLEEPS!, even when she's finally up on her feet."
"Ok, so let's fast forward a bit. Now the entire family is up. I'm hopeful that my wonderful son Justin.......you've heard of him, of course? The famous artist, faithful husband and man about town? No? Hmmm. Well, anyway, Justin got up and my hopes soared. Finally! Someone to turn off the alarm! But no.....hopes dashed again as the power of the incense took over once more."
"So here you have the two strong men of the house and they are BOTH overwhelmed by my incense! Well! I gave them the "look" and told them to get busy turning off the alarm. Apparently my look was powerful enough it caught the officer's attention and he promised me he would hurry and do it in just a second. He was the only one unaffected by either my incense OR the alarm! You really must commend that nice young man!"
"Now in wandered Summer. One of the FEW people who immediately was focused on the matter at hand, turning off the alarm! Chrissy was having a temper tantrum because of the alarm keeping her awake when she had school the next day and the two men of the house were still in an incense induced coma! I really have to try a different brand of scent!"
"Jude was starting to shake off the effects of the incense and finally noticed there was something amiss. The alarm was still shrieking! Here's the way it looked right then......yes, that's a good picture of it officer. Your artist did a good job......"
"Neither the burglar nor I could stand it ANYMORE! We both started yelling, (and please forgive the bad language), someone turn off the blinking alarm!"
"Finally we were all on the same page! Everyone was focused. The alarm was going to be turned off, right? Justin was definitely on his way to do just that I swear.....I do think your officer and the burglar had no call to be so rude though. I mean, really to call us all a bit mental. Not nice at all. As if their little fracas was the important factor of the evening!"
"Suddenly, Chrissy noticed that strange person was a burglar! Poor child was really terrorized at this point, while her mother obviously was still sleep walking."
"I must admit I was a little slow on the uptake myself what with the alarm and all. It took me awhile to grasp the fact there was a burglar. Justin, poor dear, once again succumbed to the influence of the incense and wasn't going to turn off the alarm after all. He just wanted to get closer to the scent."
"Christmas was a bit rude at this point. "Well, Gramps. Are you FINALLY going to turn that alarm off for me or what?" I must admit she really has mastered "the look" though. Oh, I feel for her future husband and children!"
"Summer woke up and noticed there was an awful noise and began to freak out over the sound. Justin finally got focused again and swore this thyme he really was going to turn it off. Chrissy just began to sulk and complain about a headache from all the noise and incense."
"My brave Summer obviously couldn't stand all this. She was immune to the incense so took off running toward the alarm! My hopes rose once again! Go, Summer! I KNEW she would be the one to deal with it. She's so responsible you know."
"Again failed by my family! She just wanted to get closer for her freak out! The burglar at this time had been subdued and couldn't wait to "get out of the looney bin", as she so colorfully put it. The officer was just amused by it all."
"That was it. Silence descended upon us all like the voice of doom. We were all stunned. It was over. Burglar went off to prison, officer checked for missing items....and....."
"Chrissy went off to bed to get what rest she could before school. But officer.....how does this explain our missing art work?"
"Well, mam, it doesn't. With everyone so busy what with incense, alarms, and burglars, we just have no way to tell where your art and artifacts went. I'm sorry mam. I know they meant a lot to you and your family. I guess you'll just have to start all over again."
EDITOR'S NOTE: Thanks so much to Gheez for her wonderful patterns! The bird and vine one is one of the ones that transfers nicely in uploads.
So there you have it. I still don't know what happened to the pictures. So I leave it up to you. Do I continue with this line as it is where it is, or do I start over once again?