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CAS Contest 2014 #1 - For Science!
« on: January 05, 2014, 08:09:27 PM »
So you have decided to pursue a career in the sciences. Congratulations! You have now joined some of the greatest minds ever to grace the sim world. Do you have what it takes to become the next Simstein?



The first few years will not be easy. You are the one who does all of the dirty jobs that your superiors don't want to do. You are the one responsible for feeding the cowplants, cleaning the rat cages, bombarding spiders with deadly levels of radiation, mixing this dangerous chemical with that dangerous chemical...the list goes on and on. It is a messy, often risky job, but someone has to do it...for science!



As you advance in your career you will be taken away from the nitty-gritty of low-level lab work. Yours is the realm of data correlation and hour upon hour of painstaking analysis until you finally get that “Eureka!” moment that you and your superiors have been waiting for.



After years of struggle and hard work you have reached the top of your field and are one of the finest minds in the sim world. You have spilled hydrochloric acid on yourself once or twice, been bitten by lab rats more times than you can count, and are now ever so slightly nearsighted from what seems like forever analyzing data on the computer...and now you can call yourself a true scientific master. Quantum physics is child's play to you, and now you have the chance to tackle some of the greatest mysteries of the cosmos.



Go forth, brave genius, and blind the sim world with science!

These career outfits have been expertly modeled by Boyd and Susan Wainwright of Sunset Valley.

 

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