Please Graveyard--The Schlick-Wainwright Legacy--Ghost of a Chance

[PeregrineTook]

Haha, that's a great take on this - how crazy is this family? Well why don't we ask someone from another country!
I don't think we'll be seeing much from Sun-Li for a long, long time.

Thanks.  I thought it would be a fun perspective for an update, so I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Finally got a chance to sit and read this!  LOL!  I don't even know where to start... other than to say that I love this family and I love their interactions with you. 

Aww, I appreciate that.  I really get attached to my Simmies, so I like writing as if I'm interacting with them.

[PeregrineTook]

The search for quick wealth continues to be less-than-fruitful for Tessa and her family.



Pippin:  While tourists from China and France were visiting the fishing hole, Bianca decided to have just one more visitor.



Bianca:  Well, now that I've ensorcelled you, don't you feel like giving me everything in your inventory?
Ensorcelled Sim:  Oh, that sounds lovely!
Pippin:  And now that they had some money...



Tessa:  Look, honey, we had some money, so I got us a bed, and do you know what that means?
Timmothy:  Oh I think that means...



Tessa:  I used the leftover money to buy a toilet!!
Timmothy:  Oh, I thought we might...
Tessa:  Okay, goodnight, Freddy.
Timmothy:  Actually, it's...(sigh).  Goodnight, Tess.
Pippin:  And despite this influx of wealth, Tessa continued to look for additional income in the time machine.



Pippin:  And this came walking out.
Feisel:  Hello?  Mom?  Anyone?
Pippin:  Fortunately, Timmothy was there to greet young Feisel.  Bianca, in the meantime, had gone off to secure more wealth for her family and to set things up for her new grandson.



Bianca:  Hey, why don't you two give me everything in your inventories and then go make more babies so my grandkids can have more spouse options?
Marigold:  That sounds lovely!
Argus:  Yep.
Pippin:  Of course, they'd already given two options in the form of their lovely young daughters.



Pippin:  Yep, that Feisel is quite the charmer.  Anyway, while his grandmother took advantage of the chance to sleep in a real bed, Feisel gave himself a makeover.



Feisel:  So, how do you like my new look?
Marigold Jr.:  Eh, you'll do.



Pippin:  And with the wealth they had acquired, Tessa got things moving on her lifetime wish.
Tessa:  Yes, that's Tessa and Freddy Schlick-Wainwright, two tickets to someplace in China.



Upon their arrival in this lovely foreign land, Tessa immediately brought her beloved to the adventure board.
Tessa:  Okay, go find me lots of relics, Freddy.
Timmothy:  My name isn't...(sigh) Yes, dear.



Tessa:  Well, I'm off to find expensive old stuff!



Pippin:  Wait, how'd you get a police cruiser?
Tessa:  Bianca gave it to me.  Some guy she made babies with gave it to her.



Timmothy:  This sounded a lot more fun than it ended up being!



Tessa:  Can I have this relic, little baby dragons?
Dragon Statues:  ...
Tessa:  Thanks!



Tessa:  Hi, giant dragon!  Can I go inside of you and steal relics?
Dragons Maw:  ...
Tessa:  Thanks!
Pippin:  And when Timmothy returned from adventuring, he found a note from Tessa:
Freddy,
Put on the outfit in the third drawer from the bottom.



Timmothy:  Really?



Tessa:  Oh yes, really!  Loving the ascot!
Timmothy:  Well, okay then.
Tessa:  You know, Feisel's a nice boy, but I think we should have some more kids, Freddy.



Pippin:  For once, "Freddy" didn't try to correct her about the name.

[Shewolf13]

*snickering a lot* That is too funny.  Poor "freddy".  He's married to a woman who still doesn't know his name XD Gotta admit, though, I love Tessa lol

[Trip]

Is that a Scooby-Doo reference I see?

Also, a less rhetorical question: is Feisel genetically all Tessa, or was someone else added in the mix? I've never gotten a time machine-child, so I'm curious.

[Tiamet]

Freddy is awesome and I love Tessa's brand of madness!  That ascot!

[PeregrineTook]

*snickering a lot* That is too funny.  Poor "freddy".  He's married to a woman who still doesn't know his name XD Gotta admit, though, I love Tessa lol

Yeah, poor Timmothy.  I adore Bianca Crumplebottom (as she was the founder of my second attempt at a decadynasty), so the opportunity to bring in her son for this legacy was too good to pass up.

Is that a Scooby-Doo reference I see?
Also, a less rhetorical question: is Feisel genetically all Tessa, or was someone else added in the mix? I've never gotten a time machine-child, so I'm curious.

Absolutely Scooby-Doo! 
Feisel is completely Tessa.  It only shows one parent if you have a baby from time travel rather than a woohoo in the time machine.  He was an accident, but he's a rather cool-looking accident.

Freddy is awesome and I love Tessa's brand of madness!  That ascot!

Glad you are enjoying the crazy couple!

[Magpie2012]

I just love the belaboured "sigh" that "Freddy" gives each time he realises she's not even listening lol

[LivvieLove]

Oh Freddy Timmothy!
He really needs to learn to just... go with it. Just let it gooooo and listen to the gnomes. That's what Tessa appears to be doing... and well... I guess it's working for her... right?

[Serenity S.]

That steal-from-townie-inventories-and-make-them-have-more-babies trick is just so practical and so Tessa.

[Sherry]

Long time no see, Tessa I mean Pippin 

I wonder... Who did Tess made the kid with? What's his name again? Felon? No? It's Feisel? Sorry, Tess amnesia is contagious.
This name reminded me a lot about Feltson 

[PeregrineTook]

I just love the belaboured "sigh" that "Freddy" gives each time he realises she's not even listening lol

Yeah, poor Freddy/Timmothy is a very patient spouse who has resigned himself to his place.

Oh Freddy Timmothy!
He really needs to learn to just... go with it. Just let it gooooo and listen to the gnomes. That's what Tessa appears to be doing... and well... I guess it's working for her... right?

Freddy/Timmothy probably doesn't have it in him to be as assertive as Tessa.

That steal-from-townie-inventories-and-make-them-have-more-babies trick is just so practical and so Tessa.

Right?  I've always found Marigold lovely, so having baby versions of her as potential spouses seemed like a great idea  :=)

Long time no see, Tessa I mean Pippin 

I wonder... Who did Tess made the kid with? What's his name again? Felon? No? It's Feisel? Sorry, Tess amnesia is contagious.
This name reminded me a lot about Feltson 

Feisel is just a time travel baby.  Tessa is the only parent.  No father required...apparently...

[PeregrineTook]

It appears that things were heating up for the Schlick-Wainwrights.



Feisel:  AHHH!!  FIRE!!!!
Timmothy:  It's okay, Feisel.  We have nothing to fear.  My mommy will take care of it.
Bianca:  Thank goodness neither of you have an over-developed macho persona.
And after things got settled back down, things became unsettled.



Tessa:  Ugh, I think I'm going to be sick!
Pippin:  That means you're pregnant!
Tessa:  Really, Magical Sky Gnome?



Tessa:  Freddy!  The Magical Sky Gnome says I'm pregnant!  If it's a boy, we'll name him Freddy Junior after you!
Timmothy:  But my name isn't...
Tessa:   That's okay, I think it's a fine, strong name for our boy.  Unless he's a girl.  Then it's either Daphne or Velma.  Now if you'll excuse me, the house is on fire again.



Bianca:  You know, we should probably do something about this.
Tessa:  You mean because Freddy is terrified of fire?
Timmothy:  I am not, and my name isn't...
Bianca:  Yes, that's exactly why.
Tessa:  Okay!



As the old saying goes, "If you pound on a fireplace long enough, it will become fireproof."



Timmothy, or Freddy, whoever he is, decided to give his wife a special surprise.



Timmothy:  Greetings, sir, I'm your daughter's husband and you're going to be a grandpa.  Again.  Because you already have Feisel, and...
Cod-Meister:  Yes, Freddy, I already know.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back together with my wife.
Timmothy:  But my name isn't...



Cod-Meister:  Honey!  You gorgeous piece of pixelized perfection!  I'm back, and we can finally actually be together.  Oh, I'm sorry, can you put Mal on the phone, please.



Pippin:  Look, Tessa, your dad is back!
Tessa:  Quiet!  I'm watching the kid's channel so I can have quintuplets!



Mal:  Hi, Cod-Meister!
Cod-Meister:  I...that is...you look different...
Mal:  Yeah, well, you're a ghost, so I think you've got me beat there.
But Cody was not the only person pursuing a lovely female.  Feisel had invited Latonya, daughter of Marigold Maldano, over for a visit.



Latonya:  Okay, that's how you're supposed to greet a lady.
Feisel:  Umm, you wanna play tag?
Latonya:  Okay!!



Pippin:  And speaking of relationships, Jess is pregnant, and still with Malcolm MacDuff.  Meantime, Humberto is still with Felicity MacDuff.  That other person in the shot is a tourist from France who was once hanging out at the Old Fishing Hole when Tess' crew had no real money to their name.  Back to the relationships we were discussing before, this happened...



Cod-Meister:  Mal, will you actually marry me this time around?
Mal:  Why not?
Pippin:  And this happened...



Feisel:  Wow, umm, you seem different.
Latonya:  Yep!  I'm a teen now, and I have a boyfriend!!
Feisel:  I will cut his still-beating heart from his chest.
Latonya:  I'm sorry, what?
Feisel:  I said...



Feisel:  happy birthday!!
Latonya:  Oh, you're so sweet!



Tess:  Freddy!  The baby's coming!  Do something!
Timmothy:  Oh...umm...okay...I could...maybe if I...
Pippin:  Try to stay cool, Timmothy.



Timmothy:  Good thinking, Magic Sky Gnome.
Pippin:  My name's actually Pippin.
Timmothy:  Yeah?  Well my name's not Freddy.
Pippin:  Touche.



Tessa:  You will be Daphne, and I will cake you immediately, because Feisel's a lot older than you.  Now, where are the rest of them?
Pippin:  The rest of what?
Tessa:  I watched the kid's channel.  Where are my four other babies?
Pippin:  Afraid this is the only one.
Tessa:  So be it.  To the cake!



Pippin:  "Caking" the baby doesn't mean putting the baby in the cake.
Tess:  Wait, what?



Tess:  Being a mom is exhausting.  Bianca, take the baby, I'm going to sleep.
Bianca:  Of course, dear.
Pippin:  It seems young Daphne has Tess' hair, but Timmothy's skin tone.  Interesting mix.



Bianca:  Enjoy some time in your playpen, little one.



Pippin:  And so, young Daphne begins using the mirror to learn to speak.
Daphne:  Pretty.  Pretty!  Prettyprettypretty.  PRETTY!
Pippin:  Oh dear.

[Trip]

Oh man, that weird pregnancy dress strikes again!

I have trouble remembering "Timothy" but no trouble with "Freddy." Send him my apologies, because I've joined his family in ignorance.

[notjustabook]

That is quite the pregnancy outfit :b
And oh how I laughed at the whole caking the baby thing xD

[Magpie2012]

I agree with Trip! Freddy just seems to roll off the tongue so much easier than Timmothy (and what's with the double M anyway?!? I think the sims has finally lost the plot lol)

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