Pippin: To begin, let's check in on the siblings. Renae and Lucien had another adorable nooboo and continue to be incredibly happy together.
Pippin: Things are not quite so happy with Tipton. This indiscretion...
Pippin: Led to Tipton and Angie's divorce, and he is now getting romantic with her younger sister Tameka (seen in the background of that shot). Angie, in the meantime, got a new house,
Pippin: and has started a new romance of her own.
Arienne: Well, Sean Kelly's certainly gotten old.
Pippin: Be nice.
Arienne: Oh, I'm not judging. Liam's older than me. Not
that much older, but still older.
Pippin: Speaking of your indiscretion with Liam, I guess Devin finally decided to confront you about it?
Arienne: Yep. Only took him half a week to figure out that since we still hadn't consumated the marriage it couldn't be his. He was dumb enough to question my actions, so he's my ex-husband now. Too bad he couldn't learn his place. Besides, it opens the door for me to keep my end of the deal about Todd.
Arienne: Yeeesh, thank goodness I don't need to have babies with that freak show!
Pippin: St. Ari shows her delightful face again. And I see the frightened villagers have raised a statue in honor of your saintliness.
Arienne: Yeah, they never get my horns quite right.
Pippin: (sigh) Anyway, I see that your skilling is going well.
Arienne: Yes. I am quite talented. However, I may have been a bit too lax in putting my talents towards slave management.
Arienne: Cara, now that you're done feeding my demon spawn, come over here. We need to have a chat.
Cara: Yes, ma'am.
Arienne: Don't give me that sweet "yes ma'am" garbage. I could crush you as easily as look at you. Now, tell me who started that growth in your stomach.
Cara: That's my business, Ari. I don't need to tell you that.
Arienne: Oh, look at the little pretend spine you've grown! I can almost respect you for having enough courage to stand up to me. I'll tell you what, go clean all three floors of the addition I had built on to the house and then we'll see if I'm still mad at you when you're finished.
Cara: Umm...okay...
Pippin: Addition you had built?
Arienne: Yep. A tower. She depicted me as the wicked witch. I'm simply living up to my end of that bargain.
Arienne: And so, she has cast herself *click* in the role of princess, locked away in a tower. Too bad we're fresh out of handsome princes.
Pippin: But...what about her child?
Arienne: Not really my problem.
Pippin: Well, when someone runs the math in his or her head and figures out that Cara's child hasn't been showing up to school and such, you may end up with the police on your doorstep.
Arienne: Hmm, given my line of work, that could be unfortunate. Okay, the brat can leave the tower to go to school, but Cara will remain in the tower until I get bored of her existence and decide to have you delete her mini-fridge.
Pippin: But...who's going to take care of the children now?
Arienne: Oh, I had Devin quit his science job and become a self-employed fisherman, so he can work, or
not work, whenever I see fit. He's on full-time diaper duty. I might even let him call a babysitter so he can sleep now and again. Well, back to skilling.
Pippin: So, while Arienne focused on her skilling, Devin cared for the twins, and Cara languished in a tower, a few things changed.
Pippin: Medb became a beautiful blonde, while Malificent aged up with dark hair. Both girls seem to resemble their mother. Meantime, Cara finally gave birth.
Cara: I shall name him Apollo.
Pippin: Like the sun god?
Cara: And more importantly, the god of justice.
Pippin: Well, that sounds like a confrontational comment. Let's go check in on those adorable twins.
Pippin: Young Malificent has a soft spot for the color aqua, hates water, and is generally rather good-natured.
Arienne: She got that from Liam's side. I'm extremely disappointed.
Pippin: She is also almost inseparable from her twin sister, Medb.
Arienne: See, the goody-goody has dependency issues. That figures.
Pippin: Medb doesn't mind her sister's company, likes the color pink, seems frightened by water, and seems to have a natural inclination towards music.
Arienne: Yes. That one takes after me. And the fear of water makes sense since we're wicked witches.
Pippin: Fair enough. Anyway, Devin has been continuing to work on teaching them their toddler skills, but it looks like there's another toddler in the household...
Arienne: Oh look, her nasty little hairless monkey has aged up.
Pippin: Yep, and looks rather like his mother, so no clues for you about the father.
Arienne: I'll figure it out, and then I'll get him, my pretty, and his little dog too.
Arienne: Fly, my pretty, find the father.
Pippin: Wait, where'd you find a black armored dragon?
Arienne: Someone just left it sitting around. Now stop interrupting my witchy cackling. AH hahahaha!!