It was a very exciting Thursday at Pippin Enterprises. This was the day the Pippins would be conducting interviews with the five potential founders for their newest undertaking: The Schlick-Wainwright Legacy.
Pippin's Self: So, we'll be posting the interviews in order of your ages.
Berucca: Can't we do them alphabetically instead? That would make more sense.
Ezabeth: Alphabetical and age order are the same thing for us.
Berucca: Oh, well then can we go alphabetical?
Pippin's Self: ...Uh...sure...
So, first up was Amella being interviewed by Pippin's Shadow.Amella: So, it's nice that we both get to work at laptops while we do the interview.
Pippin's Shadow: (Awkward silence)
Amella: Aren't you supposed to ask questions for an interview? Maybe you want to know how I'll handle being the heir? How much I dread or look forward to the possibility of having quadruplets like mom did?
Pippin's Shadow: (thinking) If I just ignore her, she'll leave me alone and I can just keep going with my writing.
Amella: Oh, that's how I do it too! Sometimes you just want some peace and quiet for writing.
Pippin's Shadow: (continues ignoring)
Amella: Yes, you make perfect sense to me! Writing and reading are great chances to escape from the cold, cruel, legging-hating world. In fact, I'll just go work in my hotel room on my laptop. Thanks for chatting with me! It's so refreshing to find a like-minded individual.
Pippin's Shadow: (thinking) Now that she's leaving, I miss her.
Meantime, Pippin's Anima was interviewing Berucca.Pippin's Anima: Thanks for coming in to chat with me. You can just take a seat.
Berucca: You're a girl!
Pippin's Anima: Umm, yes I am. Nice of you to notice. So, about being the heir...
Berucca: But you're also a guy. You're the girl of a guy. Not like the girl who's
with the guy, but actually the guy...as a
girl!Pippin's Anima: Yes, dear. The "anima" is the feminine part of each person. So, as I was saying...
Berucca: Wait! I just thought of this. It's very important.
Pippin's Anima: (sigh) Okay.
Berucca: Which bathroom do you use?
Pippin's Anima: We have several all-in-ones. There's no gender designation for them. And, it appears you've just used up all of our time chatting about my gender.
Berucca: Look! That cat in the painting has a sandwich!
in the studio, Pippin's Self was having a chat with Chysm.Pippin's Self: Chysm! Might I say it is just a pleasure having you with us today. There are those who say you're the proverbial "diamond in the rough" in this competition. What do you think about that?
Chysm: That's nice.
Pippin's Self: Alright, you're the middle child of the vampire, Vladmir Schlick, and the scientist, Susan Wainwright. Which one of your parents would you say you are most like?
Chysm: Both.
Pippin's Self: Okay. Next question, then. If you found this legacy, you'll be expected to have multiple children. Are you ready for the sort of commitment that raising several children will involve?
Chysm: (nods)
Pippin's Self: (sigh) Final question. What got you interested in music?
Chysm: Well, really, how could anyone
not be into music? It's like it's own language. A language that is fluid and flowing. One that reflects the passionate beat of a lover's quickened pulse or the slowly beating heart of restful peace. It has the ability to communicate without words and in ways that words can't even accomplish. It's the only true universal language in all the world.
And my dad. He plays piano, so I guess that's how I got started into music.
Pippin's Self: Wow. I mean, okay. Thanks.
In the laboratory, Pippin's Animus sat down for a one-on-one with Dulcinea.Pippin's Animus: Thanks for joining me, Dulcinea.
Dulcinea: Please, call me Dulci.
Pippin's Animus: Okay, Dulci, how excited are you about being on this show?
Dulci: Wait, we need to be clear. Do you mean this interview show, or the legacy?
Pippin's Animus: Well, I thought I meant the legacy, but I guess both questions are good.
Dulci: No, never guess. That's how I ended up with another sister instead of a brother.
Pippin's Animus: Okay, since you brought that up, how does it feel to not only be one of a set of quadruplets, but to then be the exact duplicate of your other sister?
Dulci: Honestly, it's kind of annoying. I love Ezzy dearly and consider her the best mistake I ever made, but we're constantly being compared to each other. We look exactly alike, but she's the "pretty" one, somehow. Also, she managed to somehow end up graceful and confident. I'm just a bit of a klutz.
Pippin's Animus: So, if you win, would you consider having a clone baby in addition to your actual biological children?
Dulci: I'd consider it.
Pippin's Animus: And the final question, what is your favorite vegetable?
Dulci: Umm, I'm a vampire. I don't eat vegetables. Eggplants are purple...so I guess they're my favorite?
And because she requested it, Pippin's Persona is interviewing Ezabeth at Mick's Master Karaoke.Pippin's Persona: Ezabeth, thank you for joining me so the readers can get to know you better.
Ezabeth: Thanks. So, did you ask me here for any special reason? Did you just want to get away from everyone else so we could have some time
alone?
Pippin's Persona: Umm, no. Not at all. Coming here was your idea. I just thought you wanted the vibe of the venue for the background, Ezabeth.
Ezabeth: Please, you can just call me Ezzy.
Pippin's Persona: Oh, well thank you very much, Ezzy.
Ezzy: So, now that we've established that, can I just call you "Persy?"
Pippin's Persona: Umm, how about, no? Anyway, what sort of qualities do you bring to the legacy that set you apart from your sister? This is especially important for you given that you're actually the clone of one of your sisters.
Ezzy: Fashion. I rock way more stylish leggings than Amella, I pull off Bohemian better than Chysm, I'm eccentric without being an eyesore as Berucca can sometimes be, and dear Dulci doesn't manage to pull off our shared look with nearly the panache I have.
Ezzy: And, I'm bringing back the belt purse.
Pippin's Persona: I'm not sure that was ever popular, so not sure that "bringing
back" would be quite accurate...
Ezzy: And I'm humble. Did I mention humble? Anyway, do you want to buy me drinks and take me dancing now?
Pippin's Persona: Well, it looks like we're all out of time, so I've gotta head back to the office...
So, with the interviews completed, the Pippins offer a reminder to the readers.Pippin's Anima: So, if you want your girl to make headline news as our founder, click the
link and vote.
Pippin's Persona: Remember, it's set up to let you vote once per day, so you can keep voting right on voting up until midnight on January 7th.
Pippin's Self: Unless we set it up incorrectly.
Pippin's Shadow: (thinking) Which is likely with these morons.
All Other Pippins: We can hear you!
And another reminder, you can click this link to vote for the town where the legacy will start. Here are the girls in each of our options.
Appaloosa Plains, where the girl are rocking their outerwear by some historic monument or other. I think they're deliberately avoiding looking at the camera.Bridgeport, where our girls show their individual personalities by having some freewill time while styling their everyday wear...except Berucca, because she's insane.Finally, our girls changed into their formal attire and recreated the cover of the Beatles' Abbey Road album in Dragon Valley.Thanks for reading, and thanks for voting!