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In preparation for her next foreign adventures, Mal was hitting the gym.Mal: Yep. Hitting it right. In. The. FACE!
Pippin: I imagine you're rather tired after your workout.
Mal: Yep, time to go share my bunkbeds with my special other.
Pippin: Oh, that's sweet.
Scottie: Umm, isn't that
my bed?
Mal: No, silly bean! I share bunkbeds with my twin! Barbara's my twin now, so you can sleep in her princess bed. Nighty night!
Scottie: (Sigh)
Pippin: And on the subject of twins, the burrito babies are becoming more interesting!
Pippin: Here's child Tessa,
Pippin: and child Jessamine.
Scottie: Wow, they really do resemble you, Mal. Not sure I see my genes in there.
Cody: I have no doubt that your genes are in there.
Pippin: And Cody certainly speaks the truth.
And so, Scottie, confused and forlorn over having children, yet never having consummated his marriage, and then being kicked out of the master bedroom, sought comfort from a close friend.Once she explained that the truth was that it was impossible that those were actually his children, they got even more comfortable.Pippin: That was cold, Scottie...though not as cold as Tessa must have been when she walked into the fridge...
Pippin: Yep. She finished using her potty chair, then stood up and walked
into the refrigerator. Aging up seems to be a rough proposition. The twins weren't the only ones having age ups, though.
Humberto: I'm a teen! I can actually have a girlfriend now!!
Humberto: Say, girl, what's your sign?
Felicity: I believe the best sign would be "bump ahead."
Humberto: ...Ummm...why is that?
Felicity: Because that's my over-protective military father behind me.
Humberto: (Gulp)
Felicity: You're cute, though, and you've been my best friend since we were children, so I'll date you...
Humberto: Yes!
Felicity: after Dad pummels you.
Humberto: ...oh...
And a few days after Humberto's first kiss and first pummeling, another age-up happened.Barbara: Hey, twin, what do you say to finding some adventure?
Mal: Finding some adventure is a verbal clause. You don't
speak to verbal clauses, you just say them!
Barbara: Okay, I think
I'll book our flights.
And thus, the "wonder twins" bring their combined awesomeness to the poor, unsuspecting residents of China.