The Nesbit Dynasty

[Asleep]

I agree, that was disappointing. I was expecting a giant explosion that wakes all of SV!

[AriaGirl77]

Lets see what other mischief Epsilon can get into.

Ready... Set...



KABOOM!!!



MUA HA HA HA HA!!!!



Oh... oops...



Hm... lets try that again...

KA BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!



Oh, that was SO worth it!

[AriaGirl77]

Ok, enough of that nonsense, lets get down to business.

Bow chicka bow wowwwww....



Epsilon: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Sasha: Aries.

Epsilon:  Eh, that doesn't do anything for me.  



Sasha: Are you sure?  I'm super cute!  Just check out my pigtails!



Epsilon:  Oh, you're so right!  Those pigtails are H-A-W-T!



Epsilon: I'm so glad I went with the maid.  Maids are smokin'.

Sasha: What's that, honey?

Epsilon: Oh nothing!  I just said, It's amazing how quickly we can suddenly be wearing different outfits even though we're in the same line of dialog.

Sahsa: ...



Epsilon:  I just LOVE that about you!  We could be quick change artists!



Sasha:  We could be.. WHAT?!  Oh my GOSH look at the size of that rock!!

Epsilon:  Sasha, please say that you'll spend forever and ever except not really with me?



Sasha: It's SO SPARKLY!!!



*The next morning*

Nothing says "Here comes the bride" like completely mismatched formal attire.





Sasha's feelin' a bit hungry.  Hungry for Epsilon that is!



And then... I couldn't believe my eyes...

Right there

In the middle of the wedding

With the guests still throwing rice

Sasha ...

Dang, I thought I was OVER it, but I can't even SAY it!

Maybe I'll just have to share tomorrow.  UGH!!!

[Asleep]

So... what, Sasha has a clone?

[ratchie]

please don't say she aged up to haghood.

Rachel

[gerrr00]

please don't say she aged up to haghood.

Rachel

That is what I was going to guess.  I can't wait to find out!  Loved the big boom boom boom explosion.  That was excellent.

[jessiethedog]

No!! The suspense! 

Even if she did age up to haghood on the spot, at least she has started a new wedding outfit trend. I'm sure it will catch on really quickly

[AriaGirl77]

Yup, you guessed it.  During the wedding party Sasha decided to throw a little party of her own.  Much to my dismay.





*SIGH*



Epsilon doesn't seem to mind, but I sure do!

[Joria]

Oh no!  Well, let's hope she ages REAL fast into her farewell and hello to Grim party.  Loved the booms.

[ratchie]

Oh dear, at least Epsilon will still be able to produce an heir no matter how old he is when his bride dies.

Rachel

[AriaGirl77]

I suppose it just gives him more time to focus on his SuperMax skill, but it's still a bummer. 

[Asleep]

Can't Epsilon just divorce her?

[ratchie]

Can't Epsilon just divorce her?

Once a spouse has moved into the house they have to stay there. You cannot move people out of the dynasty house once they are there. Technically Epsilon could divorce her but she would have to live in the house with him and his new wife(if he chose to remarry at that point)
Epsilon has plenty of time to marry again once she dies(wow I sound heartless)

Rachel

[Asleep]

Well, the Immortal Dynasty is pretty heartless already.

[Joria]

Yes, it is heartless.  It is very distressing to know people could just allow the ones they love so much to age and die while they carry on their own selfish ways.

Aria I'm glad you have a good full time job, jobs being as scarce as they are, but I'm so sad you have much less time for Sims and worse, less time for your family.  My best wishes and prayers going atcha kiddo.