At the local meeting of I Hate Vampires Anonymous:
"Hi! My name is Pam and I hate vampires. I invite them to all my parties and let them have so much fun my best friend, Grimmy, comes and takes them away with him. All except the last one. I helped her escape his clutches. Am I losing it? Will I still be a member of IHVA?"
Moderator: Hmmm. You let one go? We'll have to vote on that one. You may very well have jeopardized your membership here.
Group member raises hand:
Uh.....A question for Pam,please. I tried and tried and tried to kill off a local vampire. I caged her in a room with only a toilet and left her there for days and days but she just WOULD NOT DIE!!!! What did I do wrong and how can I correct this horrible problem? She kept pulling out pieces of Plasma Fruit and healing herself. I mean, just how much of this stuff do they carry? And why didn't YOUR vampires have any, hmmm? Suspicious minds want to know.
Great updates, Pam.