Jayli, Chapter Four: ElderhoodLet's start this off when I'm
not old and wrinkled, yeah? Let's start it off with me and Jesse playing video games, because that has actually been a nice constant in my life.
"Did you steal this?"
"Maybe.
"Nice."
"You filthy son of a llama!"
"See, this is why we can only play online when the kids are at school."
"We're old, aren't we?" He glanced at me sideways. "Well, you're kinda really old. Since you're almost an elder and all."
"Gnomes, can we
not talk about that?"
"Y'know, Jay, it's not like not talking about it will make it go away."
I huffed. "Yeah, yeah, I know. It's just-gnomes, living here....living with the Dynasty makes you figure out your own mortality a lot faster. I feel like the second I turn old Peggy's going to start hovering over my shoulder so she can cheer when I die."
"Jay-"
"Tell me that's not gonna happen. I
triple llama dare you to tell me that's not
exactly what will happen the
second I turn into ectoplasm." Well, that was fun to say.
"It's not exactly what's going to happen the second you turn into ectoplasm."
I gave Jesse a half-hearted glare.
"I'm serious, Jay. Look-you might not be a rock star yet, but you've done some pretty cool things."
"Like what?"
"A couple of your paintings are up in the gallery."
"You had that one record deal," he added after a second of thought.
"Which fell through."
"That's true, but now you get to ride around in a tour bus."
"That isn't exactly a perk."
"Psh, whatever. The point is-you've done some cool things, Jay. You've left a mark here. Plus, you have a kid who has your hair and eyes, which will probably annoy Peggy for the next seven hundred or so years that you aren't her to annoy here."
"You know, if someone had put it like that I might not have been so reluctant to have a kid."
"I feel like that should make you a terrible mother, but somehow you're actually good with kids."
"Pablo's easy, I just talk to him about art. He really like learning about the Old Masters."
Speaking of kids, I made sure to have a hand in teaching Georgie how to drive.
"No, brake! BRAKE!"
"I'm going to take that to mean hit the gas!"
"GEORGIA FROND, THAT IS NOT WHAT IT MEANS!"Did anyone mention that Pablo and I almost shared a birthday this time?
No?
Whoops.
Well, anyway-yesterday, something related to that happened, which was....
intresting. I wasn't eavesdropping, by the way I was getting something to eat and Peggy and Wyatt were talking right in front of the door.
"Hey Mom, I'm going to Everado's to get Pablo's present."
"Didn't Carolina threaten to burn our house down if we ever showed our faces there?"
"Yeah, but it's fine, he's going to give me the cat discreetly-"
"Woah, woah, woah, he's going to give you the
what?"
"The cat, Mom, I'm getting Pablo a cat for his birthday."
"That's a terrible idea, we already have a horse," Peggy said dismissively.
"So?" Wyatt's face got pinched.
"So, we don't need another pet."
And those were the words that finally got Wyatt James Frond to snap.
He looked at the ground. "You're right, Mom.
We don't need another pet.
Pablo needs a
friend." Wyatt looked up at Peggy, eyes the color of lightning. "I asked him if he wanted a party, and you know what he said? He told me that he didn't want one, because he knew nobody would show up." Wyatt was halfway to yelling. "Watcher, Mom, kids at school don't talk to him because of the crazy things the rest of us have done, or they make fun of him for have four parents and a crazy homewrecker for a grandma! But you-you don't
care, and you probably wouldn't even notice that he has a hard time talking to people until it was time for him to make friends for his requirements! And even then, you'd just tell him to throw and elixir at someone, because you don't believe in actually
dealing with your
PROBLEMS!" He shouted the last word.
For a second, the entire world was silent except for Wyatt's harsh breathing. Then he ducked his head and muttered, "Excuse me, Mom," brushing past Peggy and walking out the door.
Peggy finally noticed me standing there, jaw open in shock. "What?" She snapped, voice a little thick. "Are you gonna gloat?"
Watcher, is this pity? "No, actually," I said quietly. "I'm going to go talk to my son and ask why he didn't tell me he's having trouble at school." I put my plate down and walked upstairs.
"Hey, kiddo."
"Hi, Momma." Pablo turned from the easel with a small smile on his face. "How can I help you?"
No sense beating around the bush. "Your dad sort of told me you're having a hard time making friends."
His face fell and he avoided my gaze. "Dad told me he wouldn't tell anyone."
"Why-", I had to take a deep breath before continuing, "Why wouldn't you want us to know?"
Pablo stared at the floor and mumbled something.
"What?"
"Vincent and Nemo and Michelangelo are my friends." He said softly. "Well, maybe not Vincent. But definitely Michelangelo and Nemo," he said after a moment.
They didn't sound like normal imaginary friends, and if they were real, Pablo would have told Wyatt about them."Who are they?" I did my best to keep my tone light.
"My friends."
"Where are they from?"
He takes a deep breath before answering, "My head."
For the second time that day, the world goes quiet.
I've heard of crazy sims. I know that there's a crazy mer-person who lives on the shore. But I never thought that crazy would show up in my family.
"Do they tell you to hurt people?"
Pablo looked up, startled. "What?! No!" He hesitated. "They....they just
live up here, and, and they aren't
evil or anything-well, maybe Vincent is-but Michelangelo is nice, and Nemo likes to draw."
"Is that why you like to draw?"
He shook his head emphatically. "No, I like to paint. Nemo likes to draw. She also likes motorbikes and protests and thinks you and Georgia are really cool."
"Um." Well if Pablo was crazy, it was an okay kind of crazy, the kind of crazy that required support instead of treatment. Besides, maybe once he got some friends, the head-voices would leave him alone. Maybe. It could happen. "Thank you?"
He grinned. I think it was the first time he'd ever done that. "She says 'You're welcome.'"
Pablo went to elementary that day for the last time, and I did my last portrait before my eyes started to fuzz over.
I signed the back with a flourish, and silently asked the Watcher to hang the painting in the museum, just like I do with all the other paintings and sculptures. This painting, titled
Last Days, disappeared, just like all the other ones before it did.
Wyatt came home not five minutes later. The second he stopped foot through the door, Peggy walked out of her room and breezed past him. She didn't say where she was going. Wyatt looked stricken.
"Mom-"
"Wyatt, I really wouldn't talk to her right now."
"You wouldn't talk to her
ever," he said with a faint trace of amusement. Something meowed inside his jacket pocket and he winced. "Oh, yeah-this is Pablo's new kitten."
The yet-unamed kitten was put into Pablo's room with food and litter. When Jesse woke up, he was practically begging to play with it, but I smacked him on the back of the head and told him that we were not having the therapy cat imprint on him.
"Why do you guys always hit
me, huh? And what do you mean therapy cat?"
Wyatt explained about Pablo not having any friends, and I followed up with the head-voices thing.
It was agreed to let Chandell take a look at him.
But first, there was my elder almost-birthday party, a celebration of my final day as an adult. (I did NOT want to have a party on the day I stopped working.) It happened to fall on Pablo's birthday, but he said that if we were all happy, he was happy, so we threw the party anyway.
And then this girl showed up.Jesse was the one to greet her; she had rung the doorbell and shook Jesse's hand when he answered it. "Are you Pablo's dad?"
"I'm one of 'em."
"Cool. I'm Danica. He said his birthday was today, I didn't want to miss it."
We assigned Georgia as their (very grumpy) chaperone, and continued to party the night away.
Now hey, I know a rainy party isn't everyone's cup of tea, even with the bonfire and juice. But honestly?
I wouldn't change it for anything.
Oh, that chick Danica had to leave early, by the way. But I'm pretty sure she and Pablo hung out for a bit. He was a little preoccupied with his birthday present, though.
Pablo aged up naturally halfway through the party.
I excused myself to go help him pick out new clothes.
Oh, and I aged up maybe five hours later.
Did you know hair dye is magic? Because hair dye is magic.
Also,since Jesse started laughing when he saw my automatic hairstyle, I'm totally pranking his shower.
Happy late Thanksgiving, everyone!