If at first you don't succeed!
Turnip:Poof age of instant!
Tristan:I am melting,melting...melting.
Turnip:No you are not.
Tristan:I might have been you don't know anything could have happened.But you just go around throwing elixirs at people..
Voice:Hey Tristan,why so blue?
Tristan:...
Voice:Did you see what I did there?
Tristan:...
Voice:Because of the blue magic cloud thingy...you get me...wow tough crowd.
Tristan:All grown up what do you think?
Turnip:Growl!
Voice:Down girl.
Voice:Are you going to make a potent cure elixir.
Turnip:No,looking up a name in the Sim directory.
Voice:Why?
Turnip:Hush..lets see now William Driver,here we go.
Voice:*Munches on popcorn* what are you doing.
Turnip:*On the phone*William,hey can I call you Will?...okay dark overlord of the Sim realm it is then....sure sure yeah you know how it is.....can you do me a favour I need a potent cure elixir...yeah for evil purposes of course why else....okay then talk later bye...yeah give my love to the minions,kisses!
Voice:Get a room.
Tristan:Build us one.
Voice:Yuck I hate building.
Turnip:No building..no heir.
Voice:How about some nice hay..or a shower if you are being fussy.
Turnip:No!
Voice:Just once I would like to see a dynasty where you get to download a dynasty house from the swap shop and you don't have to go spending time building.
Turnip:Stop moaning.
Voice:It is alright for you founders you just have to reproduce and be happy..not like us watchers we wear our fingers to the bone,clicking on the mouse,filling in spreadsheets,pressing the tab button to get extreme close ups.It is not easy being a watcher you know.
Tristan:And people call me broody.
Rachel