The Smith 4x4 dynasty. Chapter three(new)September 19th

[marwolfer]

I can't wait to see how her crazy genetics play out in future generations.

[ratchie]

The pregnancy chapter.


Turnip:Bleugh...why are you taking a picture of me throwing up?
Voice:Has to be done official dynasty story rules.
Turnip:Really?
Voice:Yes,dynasty story telling rule number three subsection a(pregnancy and birth):A screenshot of a Sim being sick is required as proof that said Sim is indeed pregnant.
Turnip:That is crazy.
Voice:I don't make up the rules.

Turnip:Is there any particular reason you are stuffing me with watermelons?
Voice:Because you made the wish and 5750 happy points are not to be sneezed at.
Turnip:I don't recall making a wish to eat watermelons.
Voice:Oh shut up and eat your watermelon.

Turnip:Why are you...
Voice:Dynasty story telling rule number four subsection a(pregnancy and birth) states that a screenshot must be taken of a Sim in labor.
Turnip:Oooh ow!
Voice:And breathe.
Turnip:You are aware that I am a computer generated bunch of pixels.
Voice:It's all real to me honey.
Turnip:And I am the insane one.


People of the forum say hello to Pumpkin Smith. It is pure luck that Pumpkin is orange.

Pumpkin is adorable I don't even care that she got the yucky green hair.

Rachel

[Beezy]

HAHA! That was so funny! Pumpkin is so cute!

[PeregrineTook]

Nifty!  I was wondering when I'd see a 4x4 dynasty show up.  Some nice funny lines going on, and Turnip promises to be an amusing founder.  We can just hope that Pumpkin is a chip off the old block  :=)

[Tipi]

Where can I find the Dynasty Storytelling Rules . Pumpkin - what an appropriate name for an orange cutie pie.

[RainBeau]

*Nodding vigourously* It's true, it's all true, those are the rules. And oh my gosh I love Sherman, so glad to see him in a dynasty! He is my favourite Riverview Sim, I think. After Constance. Glad to see you doing another Dynasty! Yours are always hilarious.

[marwolfer]

Where can I find the Dynasty Storytelling Rules . Pumpkin - what an appropriate name for an orange cutie pie.

You can find all the Dynasty Challenge rules under the "The Sims 3 Challenges" board.

Pumpkin is so cute! I love her ears!

[RainBeau]

Dynasty Storytelling rules, not the Challenge rules.

[GoslettM]

I like your Dynasty so far and you’re so funny.  Yes, Pumpkin is an adorable little girl; just want to hug her tightly.  Looking forward to your next update. 

[_Annika_]

Oh I do love that part about the car I laughed so hard I nearly woke the kids up. The real ones.

[maisie]

Aww, she's so cute! Her face shape even looks a little bit like a pumpkin. I hope Turnip and Sherman will have a whole vegetable cart. 

[Louise56]

Pumpkin is such a cutie pie! Really funny update

[Schipperke]

The Voice is back!  Great start, ratchie.  As others have said, the part where she asked if he had brought along the expensive car was just hilarious. 

[ratchie]

Your wish is my command.


Turnip:I wish to tickle Pumpkin.
Voice:Your wish is my command.
Turnip:Really?
Voice:Yes now get to wishing big.

Turnip:I wish to show Pumpkin the claw.
Pumpkin:(Laughing)Oh for the love of the watcher not the claw!
Turnip:Bwahh!
Pumpkin:Stop..I am going to pee myself.
Turnip:I wish to potty train Pumpkin.

Sherman:Why did I get potty training duty?
Voice:Because you have the coward trait.
Sherman:Erm..okay?
Voice:I find it amusing to watch you doing the oh woot potty training action followed by the random quaking in fear action.
Sherman:You find that amusing?
Voice:Do not make me send you to the graveyard.

Turnip:Say cooking.
Pumpkin:Dookin?
Turnip:Cooking.
Pumpkin:Tookin?
Turnip:Cooking.
Pumpkin:Gookin?
Voice:Try creation of culinary delights.
Turnip:Don't be daft.
Pumpkin:Creation of culinary delights?
Voice:Hee hee.

Turnip:I think she might be asleep..
Pumpkin:Mum,mum,mum where you going.
Turnip:Drat!
Pumpkin:Mum,mum,mum I need a drink.
Turnip:Honey go to sleep now.
Pumpkin:Mum,mum,mummy,mummy,mummy!
Turnip:Go to sleep Pumpkin.
Pumpkin:Daddy!

Sherman:Aw poor princess was mummy mean to you.
Pumpkin:(Sniffle sniff)She tried to make me go to bed.
Sherman:Well she is a big old nasty mummy then isn't she.
Pumpkin:Yes she is,you are my favorite daddy in the whole wide Simverse.

Voice:And click put Pumpkin in crib.
Pumpkin:Traitor!
Voice:Behold the power of the watcher!

Pumpkin:Mum you can't cook.
Voice:Cook,she just pulled the bowl out from behind her back.
Turnip:Hey?
Voice:That must break some kind of food safety law or something.
Turnip:Hey?
Voice:I am just saying.

Voice:Who is a grumpy Pumpkin then?
Pumpkin:I hate you!
Voice:No you don't.
Pumpkin:Do!
Voice:Don't.
Pumpkin:Yes I do!
Voice:Oh sweetie you just wait and see.
Pumpkin:What?
Voice:Think you hate me now just wait till you start working on your requirements.

Sherman:I wish to marry Turnip and I also wish to you know just get married in general.
Voice:Score 10000 happy points.
Turnip:I wish to marry Sherman and also to get married in general.
Voice:Double score,15000 happy points.I love it when a plan comes together.

[KRae]

I've been having kind  of a bad day. This helps!