Week 1: Team Shark
Dear Lollypop (haha),
Well the first week of our bet is complete, and I just thought I would rub it in about how I'm doing. Since I'm sure you're going to share this letter with all your friends at Carl's, I want to give a little background information about myself, that isn't jaded by your feelings toward me.
First of all, the fact that this is the only picture of me taken before aging to a young adult makes me feel like the Watcher (renamed to the Ref) is already showing favoritism...but don't you worry your pretty little head, I will overcome.
Secondly, I want your "readers" to know that I am not really a bad guy...I have no bad traits (Flirty, Great Kisser, Easily Impressed, Athletic, Charismatic). The reason for our "hatred" of each other is simply "Sibling Rivalry Gone Bad"
Now that I got that off my chest, I can get down to business. So when I last left you, we had just come up with the terms of our bet.
Right after that, the Ref sent me to my birthday cake, and I am now a Young adult. Again, there seem to very few pictures of me here. Before I could even have my graduation ceremony, I was wisked off to university.
I know you're gonna think that I only went there to meet girls, but this was totally different. Look at her...Miss Tamora King...Yowzer!!!
Turns out she lives in the same dorm as me...so I pulled some strings and had her bed assigned next to mine. Guess the Ref doesn't hate me as much as I thought...haha.
Tamora fell for my flirty charms almost instantly...
And on the second day of class, we had a little bit of extracurricular activity in our dorm room. I didn't want to wait any longer to be married...so we quit college and moved back to Twinbrook. I figured I didn't REALLY need college to be a Professional athlete...I either have the talent or I don't. And I GOT'S THE TALENT!
Once we arrived in Twinbrook, Tamora and I went straight home. I proposed officially outside.
We then had a very private ceremony, and now Tamora is a Racket.
We didn't want to live with mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, and Uncle, so we moved to our own house, just outside of town. It has 3 beds, and 3 baths, and plenty of expansion room...so Tamora and I will be making lots of Rackets!
I figure it's only fair to let you know what your team is up against, so here's the down-low on my beautiful wife: No Sense of Humor, Vegetarian, Natural Cook, Bookworm, and lightsleeper. Her Lifetime is to be Jack of All Trades.
The day after getting married, I finally got to get my high school diploma...I think they're doing things a little bit weird here, but it's all good.
Tamora went into my grad ceremony in her black dress, but came out in...wait for it...Maternity Wear!!! She has such a beautiful glow about her!
Life at our new house was pretty uneventful for the next couple days...I worked on my athletic skill, and got 1 promotion (lv 2). Finally, I heard Tamora screaming...what could ever be the problem?!
Since I didn't smell smoke, I assumed the screams weren't life threatening, and just continued on with my man-bath.
And so Tamora gave birth to my first child, Aiden Racket: Loves the Heat, Athletic...and he will be a Deep Sea Diver.
Well that's what I've been up to in my first week...try and beat that!!!
Your Superior,
Shark
