CHAPTER FORTY-FIVEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Tatiana: That is the sound of Loon doing poorly on NaNoWriMo this year. Never fear, she'll still win.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Beatrix: We're in for the long haul...
Noelle: Can I hang out in here with yous guys? I'm busy hidin' from Leslie.
Tatiana: Holy accent!
Noelle: I'm from Central Pennsylvania, whaddya expect? Loon based my pattern of speakin' off hers.
Tatiana: Does Loon really sound like that...?
Yes. I do. You should hear me when I'm angry, it gets real bad.
Victoria: You sound almost southern.
Living in the backwoods does that to you.
Elisabeth: Hey, you should type this entire chapter in your accent! Phonetically!
...well, alright...but only this one time!
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Elisabeth almost immediately began potty trainin' Margrethe after Tatiana painted her portrait and took her photograph.
There was good news from Tatiana, 'cause she finally, FINALLY maxed out her career. Shes got all her best friends, so now we need the photo and portrait. She charms snakes durin' her days off.
Just look at the lil' cutie!
Great great grandma makes really good food, doesn't she?
Grandma likes to tickle. It's hard to keep her off of Margrethe.
'Course, everyone else gets to spend time wit' her. Daddy gets to teach her to talk!
Great great grandma does too!
Grandma takes her on trips to the art museum.
An' mommy provides the snuggles and teaches her to walk! Victoria also helped wit' the walkin', but I forgot to take a picture.
Margrethe throws a lot of tantrums. Now that I'm becomin' a pro wit' the nooboos, I know just how long they can go without certain needs bein' met. 'Course, sometimes I forget an' Margrethe screams the whole house down.
One night got pretty bad. Margrethe was so tired that she wouldn't sleep in the swing! She just sat there an' screamed and screamed.
Luckily Beatrix was still awake an' she came to the rescue. She tucked Margrethe into her crib and all was well.
Thanks to the sleepin' elixers that Elisabeth makes, Beatrix can get a full night's sleep in just under an hour. Beatrix needs to paint Tatiana when she turns elder, so all the extra time she gets goes to paintin'!
"WOAH WAIT" you might have cried as you suddenly realize that in a picture up there, Tatiana had a different outfit and hairstyle on. Well...
There's your explanation. Her normal hairstyle isn't available to elders, so I chose one that looked somewhat similar.
Everyday:
Formal:
Sleepwear:
Tatiana is an elder now, and then the next day Jimmy followed and turned adult.
His mid-life crisis made him want some new clothes, so I put him in a Dutch soccer uniform for his new athletic wear 'cause my best friend is from the Netherlands.
And there you have it folks, that's what I sound like.
