Chapter 4I realize that I haven't exactly been consistent with updating, well, ever. But the story might and should pick up the pace, maybe even get a plot next update. On with the show!
So, Dobb
yinsworth went to the cafe for a cooking lesson. Meh.
Then a prancing llama arrived and a delivered a basket of papers and banners. I picked up the phone to call the cops, but Dobbinsworth insisted that it was normal. Then he took a random quiz.
Who is your role-model and why?
Dumbledore, because he's the best wizard of our age!
If you were on a deserted island what 3 items would you like to bring?
My sock drawer, My tea cozy, and food.
Why are Man-hole covers round?
Why wouldn't they be round?
Needless to say Dobbinsworth did a great job and he did so good that he convinced himself that he'd be heading to Hogwarts to become a cook. House elves get the oddest of ideas!
Dobby was on a walk when he saw this hunk of gorgeous.
He tried to impress her in any way he could.
All the girls like his tunes.
But he fell asleep before he could even learn her name.
Also note, Dobbinsworth *glows in the dark.
*Under no circumstances should your model be used as a nightlight, if you try to use your Dobbinsworth model as a nightlight and are eaten by the shadow beasts you have no legal right because of this disclaimer spoken in a really fast and unpleasant voice and in the most round about way as possible.
