I am Fez and I am a freak.
My name is not really Fez, though. My real name is something quite tricky to pronounce (well, my friends thought so) so they decided to rename me. They got a baby's name book and flipped to a random page, which was in the boy's section. It landed on Kevin. From then on I was Kevin. I did not like this. Not one bit, so while browsing the X Factor Facebook page I came across this poll about what Matt Cardle's hat should be called (Matt Cardle is the winner of the last X Factor series. Oh, and the X Factor is a singing contest in the UK.). One of the options was Fez, and I instantly took it. And yes, I know a Fez is an actual hat. It is a crazy and strange hat, and I am also crazy and strange. So there.
The Freak bit comes from a name I used to be called at school all the time, simply because I was different, but I have now embraced my inner freak and am proud of being one and being different.