The Mole Season 2.5: The Plot
Amadi: We are ready for our test, ma'am.
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Amadi: Only twelve? They do not stand a chance.
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Amadi: I will gather the team. They will be ours by nightfall.
Oily: Please excuse me, ma'am, but is that the latest issue of
SuperSim?Sophie: What? Er, no, of course not!
Oily: No need to get so flustered about it. It's a very good issue.
Sophie: Oh, really?
Oily: Yes, I am quite a fan, actually. Where did you find it, if I might ask.
Sophie: Oh, it's, uh, over here. I'll show you.
Oily: Much obliged, ma'am.
Honey: So
this is where you live?
Maxi: Yep, along with a whole bunch of crazies. Even a fairy!
Honey: *gasp* Not a fairy!
Maxi: Yes, a fairy! Can you believe it? Won't be long before he's eliminated, that's for sure!
Brooke: I don't like it here. I really really don't like it here.
Roy: What is your problem now, Brooke? Is the hotdog stand giving you a dirty look again?
Brooke: No! Well, yes, but that's not what I mean!
Daniel: Is that pebble from the sidewalk still following you around?
Brooke: Oh, I forgot about that pebble! Thanks for reminding me, Daniel! Now, where's the shotgun? We need protection, after all.
Roy: There are no guns in The Sims, you silly bird! Now just calm down. There's nothing wrong here.
Myra: She is an odd one, isn't she?
Dasha: The oddest.
Michael: What on Earth are you doing?
Shax: I can just feel the Evil in the air. It's glorious!
Roy: How are you supposed to feel Evil, anyway?
Shax: How are you supposed to
not feel Evil? It's just, you know, there! Here, there, everywhere!
Amadi: Let's just get ready for the snatch. We all know our positions. Let's do this.
Oily: So what brings such a beautiful woman like yourself to a sleepy town like this? Hardly a suitable home for you, I'm sure!
Sophie: Oh, you're too kind, but I'm actually from out of town.
Oily: Oh, really? Visiting family? Friends?
Sophie: Well, this is going to sound pretty strange, but I'm here filming for a TV show.
Oily: That hardly surprises me. You have that certain acting quality to you. Which show? Anything I may have seen?
Sophie: It's called The Mole, have you seen it?
Oily: The Mole, hmm. I don't believe I have. You know, I think I might have something that may interest you. You wouldn't happen to know about the TARDIS, would you?
Sophie: Of course I do! How could I not?
Oily: I've managed to create a rudimentary version of my own. Want to try it out?
Sophie: Of course!
Nihm: All of this house, and not a single treadmill! Oh, goodness.
Xander: Shut up!
Mordo: Well, that was a little rude, don't you think?
Xander: Not you!
Alec: I'm sorry!
Xander: Why are you apologizing? You didn't say anything.
Nihm: But you
did say something!
Xander: Not me!
Alec: Me!
Nadine: *ignores the rampant doses of ignorance flying about and continues working on her flowchart of potential Mole suspects*
Shax: Well, this is it. Ready to roll, Michael?
Michael: Of course. They won't be able to stop us now.
Shax: After you, my good sir.
Daniel: Wait, who is that?
Amadi: Silence! You are all doomed. Prepare to be taken from this place.
Roy: We're not going anywhere!
Brooke: I've heard you rotten bloodsuckers love your coffins. Hope you'll be happy when I put you back in one! We're not moving one inch!
Amadi: Oh, I'm afraid you are. Once this gas knocks you unconscious, you'll have no say in the matter.
Brooke: Doesn't look like there's any gas to me, vamp-face! What are you going to do about it?
Amadi: This.
Brooke: Oh,
now I see it! It all makes- *faints*
Dasha: Another job well done, it seems.
Myra: Let's just get them out of here before the police arrive.
Amadi: A marvelous idea.
Zeus: Wow, this girl sure loves dancing.
Evie: That she does. She's really getting into it.
Kalama: *low murmur*
Zeus: What's wrong, Kalama?
Kalama: I just can't shake the feeling that something's "off" about all this.
Zeus: That's ridiculous! There's nothing wrong here. Just a beautiful girl who knows how to shake it.
Kalama: See,
you're acting completely normal.
Zeus: Then what's the problem.
Kalama: I can't put my finger on it, but I don't like it.
Mustang: Take out the man first? Understood. Mustang out.
Mustang: Hello.
Zeus: Hey man, what's- Wait, STOP!
Mustang: I'm afraid I can't do that, Zeus Olympia.
Zeus: What are you doing!?!
Mustang: Just letting you get in touch with your water-y side.
Zeus: What did you do to me?
Mustang: I like your new look. I think it suits you.
Zeus: I'm a freaking FROG!
Mustang: Exactly. Now, the rest of you either come with me for end up like ol' Slimy over here. Come on, let's go!
Maxi: No, don't-
Honey: So sorry, Maxi darling, but I really must be going. Some of my chums are downstairs, and I'd really like to have a bit of a chat with them. Don't worry, they'll be back for you.
Maxi: Unfreeze me!
Honey: *pretends to think* Hmmmmm . . . well--no, I don't think so. Buh-bye, loverboy! *blows a kiss and giggles as she slinks away*
Nihm: Get away from me, you monster!
Shax: That wasn't a very nice thing to say, was it? I'll handle this one, Michael. Go round up the rest.
Michael: With pleasure.
Nihm: I won't give up so easily!
Shax: You can try to fight, I suppose, but know that I am a very formidable adversary.
Alec: You'll never take me alive!
Xander: Maybe they don't want you alive in the first place.
Alec: No, that doesn't seem right.
Xander: Maybe they just your itty bitty yummy flesh to eat.
Alec: The horror!
Michael: Oh, shut up! Just get in the car.
Alec: Never!
Michael: Alright, then. *knocks Alec out*
Amadi: Well done, everyone. Well done, indeed!
Honey: It really wasn't that hard.
Shax: Of course it wasn't! They're TV stars! Not exactly very cunning individuals.
Dasha: So what happens now?
Amadi: For now, we can rest. Our next assignment is not for some time. Until then, we have this exquisite mansion to explore. It is ours now, after all.
All: Muahahahaha!
Each of the various ESCARGOT minions were created by participants of the Create-a-Sim Contest Recruitment Drive, and are used with permission. Each of their download links can be found in the above thread.Funny story behind this one. I sent this to the sponsors a few weeks ago and got my usual feedback. I thought I had posted it in this thread, so I went on to (eventually) get the final particulars of the Second Challenge squared away. I come back earlier today to post the details, and realize I never posted the set-up to the public! Oops! 
