The Mole Season 2.5: The First Challenge Part 4
Zeus: You get many ladies back in Scotland?
Xander: What do you think? I mean, look at that hat?
Alec: Oh, shut up, you!
Zeus: I'll take that as a no. Let me teach you a little secret: If you ever want a nymph, learn to play Shuffleboard. Like so.
Alec: Shuffleboard?
Zeus: It works! Trust me, I should know.
Xander: *rolls eyes*
Brooke: This is so much fun! Let's do it again!
Mordo: Yeah, let's raise the roof!
Roy: Argh! My ears!
Brooke: Oh, you're just an old man trapped in a green man's body, aren't you?
Roy: No, I just like sleep. What-
Brooke: WAIT! You're not an alien, are you? That would be so weird! An alien disguised as a fairy. Or maybe you're a fairy disguised as an alien disguised as a fairy.
Roy: *walks away*
Brooke: Your disguise is no match for me, alien-fairy-thingie!
Kalama: There, that should do it.
Sophie: Really? That's the big surprise? You lighting a fireplace?
Kalama: You're right. I should make it bigger.
Sophie: No! That's not my point.
Kalama: Well, your point's stupid. I like my point.
Daniel: See, then you take all of the ingredients and put them in here.
Nihm: Look, I didn't make that statement earlier so I could actually learn how to cook. I'm fine not knowing.
Daniel: Nonsense. Everyone should know at least a little bit about cooking. How could you not?
Nihm: That's all Winnie's job. I just grow the stuff. I don't need to know how to a use a microwave.
Daniel: This is a food processor.
Nihm: Darn, I thought I had it!
A: Hey, it's okay! I didn't have it, either.
Daniel's Interview
I am angry with Nihm. Instead of learning to cook, she keeps babbling about giving a wrong statement. If she wants to learn to cook, she better be listening seriously to the instructions. She may be a goddess, but I am the master chef.
Sophie: Can you even walk into a room without wanting to start a fire somewhere?
Kalama: In general, no.
Sophie: Not even a little room?
Kalama: I burnt down a coat closet once. Size matters not.
Sophie: *small smile*
Maxi: I didn't know you could bend the laws of physics, A!
A: Me, either! Not complaining, though. Sitting down is so overrated!
Evie: But how are you typing?
A: You know, I'm not too sure.
Maxi: Well, if that's the best you can do, I'm not too impressed.
Evie: What are you going on about, anyway?
Maxi: I'm just saying that I could a whole lot more than just stand through a wheelie chair. A
lot more things. *winks*
Evie: Oh, get over yourself.
Maxi: Ouch! You wound me so!
Evie: *rolls eyes*
Sophie: Wow, look at all those books! I hope I have enough time on the Mole to read some of that.
Kalama: I'm sure Daphne would love to know her little student still loves her books.
Sophie: How do you know so much about Daphne, anyway?
Kalama: Hello, it's called, "Going onto the forum and reading other peoples' posts." Duh.
Nadine: *makes note not to post on forums*
Bigfoot: Booga booga booga!
Nadine: *gasps*
A: *chuckles* Oh good, it worked!
Nadine: *plots her revenge*
Nihm: Okay,
maybe I could try learning how to make this.
Sophie: Kalama! Really?
Kalama: Hey, it's not my fault!
Sophie: You're the one who set the fire in the first place!
Kalama: I didn't mean for it to spread!
Sophie: This time.
Kalama: Touché.
Daniel: FIRE!
Nihm: Nice observational skills, there.
Roy: How'd this happen?
Kalama: Why does everyone look at me? I didn't mean for the fire to spread.
Sophie: This time.
Kalama: Oh, be quiet!
Nadine: *shakes head at the stupidity of her fellow contestants*
Evie: Hey, where's Sophie?
Sophie: I'm
so going to kill her when I get out of here.
Sophie's Interview
Oh, for Pete's sake. I cannot believe the complete weirdos I am cooped up in this house with. Did you see what she did? She set me on fire! OK, probably not on purpose, but still. I wanted to be one of the "hot contestants" on The Mole, but this is ridiculous. I was wearing white pants! Do you know how hard it is to get soot stains off of white pants?
And then there was Brooke, screeching into the microphone like some cat that had its tail stepped on. Come to think of it, maybe we were all better off that the house caught on fire. These people are going to make me as insane as they are!
Except Zeus. He’s kind of cute. *blushes* I wonder if he noticed m-- oh wait. What am I saying? How could he have missed me, with my butt on fire, jumping into the pool? Not the best way to impress anyone, was it? Ugh. This is not going at ALL like I planned it.
Maxi: Nice going, Kalama.
Kalama: Would you rather I burned you to death instead?
A: Hey, at least I didn't do it this time. Well, bye. I'll see you guys for the quiz.
Daniel: Already?
A: Yeah. Meet me outside in an hour.
Evie: Well, what are you going to do?
A: Me?
A: I'm taking a nap.
Daniel's InterviewI am very lucky that I didn't caught my butt in fire like Sophie. We should blame Kalama for this. Why she even light the fire in the first place? The room was a mess.
