Sleeping Bags
Kalama: Okay. Who's brilliant idea was it to have a sleepover outside?
Nihm: Don't look at me just because I'm the Earth Goddess!
Brooke: I never wanted to invite all of you anyway. Some crazy author guy put us all in here! I'm just happy to wear my cat hat. Hee hee.
Roy: What are you laughing about?
Brooke: Cat hat! It rhymes! Like bat and rat and chat and-
Daniel: I think we get it, Brooke.
Alec: How are you sleeping with your eyes open, anyway?
Alec: I do it all the time. You see-
Alec: I wasn't asking you!
Daniel: You know, I'm not really sure. Maybe I just don't trust any of you with my eyes closed.
Mordo: *sigh* I picked the wrong place to sleep.
Maxi: Well, look at me. Getting to sleeping next to two lovely ladies.
Sophie: Oh, well, uh-
Kalama: This is really sweet and all, but when can I go set something on fire?
Roy: Oh great.
Two pyromaniacs!? Isn't our host enough?
A: One can never have enough fire.
Sophie: You're not even
at the house, A! You can't hear us.
A: Drat.
Evie: So, how you doing, Nadine?
Nadine: ...
Evie: Still not talking to me, huh?
Zeus: If she won't talk to this most delightfully handsome hunk of god, I don't think you have a shot.
Nadine: *rolls eyes*
Evie: We're both witches, you know. We could bond about magic!
Nadine: ...
Maxi: I'd be happy to bond about magic.
Roy: You and your witch magic.
Mordo: Can't we just go to sleep already?
Everyone: I guess so.
...
Brooke: I hope we don't fall in.
Kalama: Brooke!
Brooke: Sorry. Just making a point. When we all drown in a terrible accident, don't look at me. Well, you couldn't look at me anyway. Unless you're a ghost. Can pyros be ghosts? What if a pyro was a fire ghost. That'd be pretty weird.
Mordo: We're never gonna sleep, are we?
Nadine: *shakes head*