The House Tour
A: Welcome to The Mole House! Home of every form of deception and subterfuge known to Sims! Hand-built by a mysterious architect known only as intl_incident, this house will be the abode of our colourful cast of characters - quite literally, in our case. Without further ado, let us get started!
A: Straight off the main hall to the left lays our Artist's Studio. Those with artistic incline may find themselves every tool they could possibly use. Easel and drafting table already included! Contestants with a gardener's heart may take interest in the indoor plant pots right besides the door.
A: For when you need a break from all of this mysteriousness, you can go- well, you can't really go anywhere to escape it on this show, but this is still a cool room. Unwind at the bar while your "friends" practice mixing "drinks," if "friends" can be defined as "people who have their own interests at heart and use you only as far as you are useful" and if "drinks" can be defined as "pseudo-liquid substances that may or may not be digestible and/or poisonous."
Also, karaoke.
A: If music strikes your fancy more than the visual arts, you'll be more than impressed with our Grand Piano, which I have on good faith heard is
always preferable to a mere keyboard. While your comrade strums away on the piano, you can relax in your choice of seats!
A: I regret to announce that the fireplace is not presently lit, as I have had altogether too many things to do to keep it lit. Rest assured that any contestant will be able to bundle up with a good book by the fire. Or experiment with the combustibility of various materials. Which would be frowned upon in most societies as potentially dangerous.
We certainly haven't ever done so. Especially not our firebrand, uniquely hair-coloured host. *innocent whistle*
A: I shall assume that each and every single one are you are quite competitive at heart. Be sure to keep your eyes on the prize, but remember to take a break and use that competitiveness on more compelling activities. For the record, I bet none of you can beat my Whack a Mole score. Especially not the Mole themselves!
A: Another lounge area awaits your tired posteriors, where you can catch the latest episodes of The Bachelorette or the latest Ben Oliver flick. And before inquiring minds need ask, there
is a video game system for use. Immortal Spirits need not protest!
A: Occasionally the situation calls for our little detectives to dress up and dine together, all while passing suspicions amongst each other. When those circumstances are met, our contestants shall meet here. Note our extensive collections of nectar, graciously provided by our shadowy architect.
A: I feel rather confident in saying that
this will be one of our contestant's favourite room. Our kitchen is stocked with only the best ingredients for our esteemed chef, as well as any other contestant who may try their hand at the culinary arts. I would advise caution, however, for not everything whipped up here may be entirely edible, especially when Mole contestants are involved.
A: Upstairs reveals our lovely purple loft, with entrances to our elemental bedrooms. Stargazers take note of our the telescope. Who knows what you may find among the stars?
A: First is our water bedroom, inhabited by Genevieve Young, Daniel Pleasant, and Brooke Ashland.
A: Next is the Earthly bedroom, housing Mordo Jay, Roy Bellinger, and Nihm Eterna.
A: Followed by the bedroom of fire, enjoyed by Zeus Olympia, Maxi Nine, and Alec McCloud.
A: Finally, Nadine Durwood, Sophie Beckett, and Kalama Welder sleep within the bedroom of air.
A: In the backyard, you'll find our pool and other outdoor activities, bordered by this elusive house.
A: Inside the poolside, one will find nearly every earthly pleasure known to Simkind, such as pool, darts, television, nectar, and deceptive backstabbing. Perhaps one of those do not belong with the others.
A: But it looks like we have arrived at the conclusion of our tour. Tune in next time, where... stuff happens!
