Early one Thursday morning at Pippin Enterprises, a meeting was called.
Pippin's Persona: Nice of you to get all dressed up for the meeting.
Pippin's Anima: You call an early meeting, you get me in a bathrobe.
Pippin's Self: Well, let's get right to the meat of this meeting then. (Pauses for laughter, resumes when he doesn't hear any) How's the list for Zheena Ghast look, Persona?
Pippin's Persona: (Getting up while checking his pockets and chair)
I'm supposed to have the list?
Pippin's Shadow: (thinking) I hope these Sims' brains get upgraded when we switch to Sims 4.
Other Pippins: We can hear you!
Pippin's Self: And besides, it will be another year and a half or so before we switch over. Don't be so quick to put us on the shelf.
Pippin's Animus: (over the intercom) So, I just pulled up the list on the laptop.
Pippin's Anima: Oh, that's who isn't here. I thought the room looked less crowded than it should.
Pippin's Animus: gee, thanks for making me feel so special. Anyway, here's the list...
Father Clusters
The Celebrity Cluster (worth 0.6 bonus)
___X__ 0 stars
__X___ 1 star
______ 2 stars
______ 3 stars
______ 4 stars
______ 5 stars
The Occult Cluster (worth 1.0 bonus)
______ genie
__X___ imaginary friend
__X___ ghost
___X__ vampire
____X_ witch
______ fairy
______ werewolf
__X___ alien
______ plantsim
___X__ mermaid
The Travel Cluster (worth 0.4 bonus)
______ Champs Les Sims
______ Al Simhara
__X___ Shang Simla
__X___ University
The Job Cluster (worth 1.5 bonus)
______ business
______ criminal
______ culinary
______ journalism
__X___ law enforcement
______ medical
______ military
___X__ music
______ political
___X__ sports
______ science
__X__ education
______ film
___X__ service
__X___ fortune teller (magician)
The Zodiac Cluster (worth 1.2 bonus)
___X__ Aries
___X__ Taurus
__X___ Gemini
__X___ Cancer
______ Leo
___X__ Virgo
______ Libra
____X__ Scorpio
___X__ Sagittarius
______ Capricorn
__X___ Aquarius
___X__ Pisces
Social Group Cluster (worth 0.3 bonus)
___X__ Nerd/Video Game Developer
___X__ Rebel/Art Appraiser
___X__ Jock/Sports AgentPippin's Animus: So, she's doing pretty well. Fluffs used his LTHP to buy the rebel cred, he got the job in sports before they "consummated," and he was a cancer. When you factor in that he was an imaginary friend, he was a four-for-one.
Pippin's Anima: And dear Alfie will count for fairy, the 5 star celebrity, and the political career, so those are already technically covered.
Pippin's Persona: Well, this was the "J" baby, so she's up to (hums the ABC song whle counting on his fingers)...10! Only 16 more to go.
Pippin's Anima: Alright, meeting adjourned. I'm going back to bed.
Pippin's Self: But we still haven't discussed the Schlick-Wainwright Legacy.
Pippin's Anima: (Walking out the door) Okay, goodnight.