THE INTRODUCTION
Pippin Enterprises, on a Thursday, late afternoon...Pippin's Persona: Agreed, she'll probably be challenging, but we've already dealt with Jamal, so I doubt she could be worse.
Pippin's Anima: Well, let's not make the poor girl wait any longer. Let's just all have an open mind when she comes in.
Pippin's Shadow: (thinking) If you open your mind too much, your brains will fall out.
All: We can hear you!
Pippin's Shadow: (thinking) LIES!!
Pippin's Self: Well, since Animus is sleeping, I guess I'll go show her in.
Pippin's Self: We're ready for you, dear.
Zheena: Don't you know it's impolite to keep a gal waiting?
Pippin's Persona: Thank you for coming in. Please have a seat.
Zheena: Thanks. And you
do realize that this wall is all windows and that I watched you discussing me before you called me in, right?
Pippin's Anima: You might want to fix your skirt, dear.
Zheena: What? Oh. Thanks.
Pippin's Persona: Well, first off, congrats on winning the College Daze Challenge. Now, let's talk about how the Who's Your Daddy? Challenge works.
Zheena: What is there to discuss?
Zheena: I go to Isla Paradiso, maybe scuba dive and run a resort, and then take lots of guys to bed until I've managed to have 26 kids, right?
Pippin's Self: Whoa! You make it sound so crass...yet casual.
Zheena: But am I wrong?
Pippin's Anima: Yes. Well, kind of yes. Like, if "yes" and "somewhat" had a baby, that's what you would be. You see, this challenge is all about managing relationships. You will need to juggle the issues of building relationships while not tainting your own reputation to have success in this challenge.
Pippin's Self: And it's a scoring challenge, so you get certain points for each baby, plus extra points if you're married and conceive the babies at home, and if you complete certain father cluster groups like: all three social groups, all three of the vacation spots, all of the supernatural types...
Zheena: WHAT?!?
Pippin's Anima: Oh no. Supernatural skeptic.
Zheena: So, this challenge gives me the chance to seduce and betray supernaturals? I can break their hearts and make them suffer? This sounds intriguing.
Pippins: (stunned silence)
Zheena: So, do I have to actually raise the brats, or can I just cake them?
Pippin's Persona: Well, there's more of an art to it. You have to juggle motherhood with your...
Zheena: Baby-making?
Pippin's Persona: Umm, yes. You can cake them early, but only
after milestones are reached.
Pippin's Self: Right. No caking infants, toddlers can be caked after toddler skills are learned, children need 3 days on the honor roll and one best friend before caking, and teens need 3 days on the honor roll in addition to a best friend or romantic interest and they must either learn to drive or max their teen career.
Zheena: Oh. Guess I'll just get a husband to raise the kids for me.
Pippin's Shadow: (thinking) We should have just stopped with her "take lots of guys to bed" comment.
All Pippins: You know we can hear you.
Pippin's Shadow: Eavesdroppers!!
Zheena: Well, if that's all, I'll go get my beauty sleep before I ship out.
Pippin's Persona: Umm, yes. I guess you're dismissed....
Zheena: Look out, Isla Paradiso. Here I come.
Pippin's Persona: What have we just done...?