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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Book Of Jareth, as told by Legolas and Loki
« Reply #210 on: May 08, 2014, 05:03:26 PM »
Or perhaps Loki did mean Meto Man...is Metro, perchance, a meter tall midget? ;)

That was hilarious. I'm surprised Jareth hasn't completely ran away, screaming. Yet.

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Book Of Jareth, as told by Legolas and Loki
« Reply #211 on: May 08, 2014, 05:30:26 PM »
Oh absolutely delightful, Tia. Great to hear the L's take on the dynasty to date.

I think you have missed one of Jareth's friends, however, you only seem to have five sim names not six next to his best friends heading.



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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Book Of Jareth, as told by Legolas and Loki
« Reply #212 on: May 08, 2014, 05:38:18 PM »
LOL!  Legolas and Loki's storytelling was fantastic.  Great way to do a summary, Tia! 
Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing, that was too great Tia.

And LO!, elf tourrette syndrome...
Brilliant!

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*grins madly*  Thanks, guys, I'm so happy you liked it!

Elf Tourette syndrome!! I was laughing so hard about that.


(Er, it says 'Meto Man.' Did you mean 'Metro Man?')

Or perhaps Loki did mean Meto Man...is Metro, perchance, a meter tall midget? ;)

That was hilarious. I'm surprised Jareth hasn't completely ran away, screaming. Yet.

Thanks!  If Metro is a meter tall midget, he is one of extreme power that I would never call Munchkin Man.  ;)

Thanks for pointing out my goof there, guys!

Oh absolutely delightful, Tia. Great to hear the L's take on the dynasty to date.

I think you have missed one of Jareth's friends, however, you only seem to have five sim names not six next to his best friends heading.

Glad you liked it, Dek!  I don't know how I forgot Gytha on the list...thanks for letting me know!

I also didn't add the artwork, gang, but it's all there.

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Book Of Jareth, as told by Legolas and Loki
« Reply #213 on: May 08, 2014, 05:57:04 PM »

"Drowned at the Metro 8" was probably my favorite part. Tia, this update was brilliant and absolutely freakin' hilarious. Thanks for all the giggles.  ;D

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Book Of Jareth, as told by Legolas and Loki
« Reply #214 on: May 08, 2014, 06:27:25 PM »
Loved the boys as storytellers.  Whatever your next project ends up being, I think you, Loki, and Legolas should team-narrate it  :=)

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Book Of Jareth, as told by Legolas and Loki
« Reply #215 on: May 10, 2014, 06:57:27 AM »
"Drowned at the Metro 8" was probably my favorite part. Tia, this update was brilliant and absolutely freakin' hilarious. Thanks for all the giggles.  ;D

Always glad to bring a little sunshine to you, Rhoxi!

Loved the boys as storytellers.  Whatever your next project ends up being, I think you, Loki, and Legolas should team-narrate it  :=)

Pip, I don't know how I'm going to keep them from telling chapters of this project now!  You know the old saying, How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Paree?    ;)
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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Book Of Jareth, as told by Legolas and Loki
« Reply #216 on: May 10, 2014, 08:31:34 AM »
This last update had me laughing the whole time. Great story!



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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Book Of Jareth, as told by Legolas and Loki
« Reply #217 on: May 14, 2014, 09:21:23 PM »
I so needed that laugh. :) Excellent recap.

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Goblin King Dynasty - Rain, Rain, Go Away
« Reply #218 on: May 30, 2014, 04:49:37 PM »
This last update had me laughing the whole time. Great story!

Thanks so much, Nandarelle!

I so needed that laugh. :) Excellent recap.

As always, I only live to serve, Raia!

Chapter Thirty-Four - Rain, Rain, Go Away

Ah, spring!  The time of year when a young man's fancy turns to...fishing?

"Hey, baby," Loki purred.  "What are you up to tonight?"



"Knock it off, Loki, and get fishing!" Tia told him.  "What if Legolas find out about this?"

"Nah, it's cool," Legolas yelled from the other room.  "It's too cold to fish anyway."



"WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Jareth screamed at him.  "What do I have to do to get a decent night's sleep around here?"

"Quit hogging the piano then, dude," Legolas said, never missing a note.

Meanwhile...

"I really need some more pocket money, Erik," Luna said.  "I need to build another stable before the snow is all gone.  Also, can you forgive me for breaking that curfew thing again?"



Ah, Cabin Fever, that wonderful time of year when everyone in the house loses their mind...

But the weather did break.  Legolas moved out of Jareth's room, to everyone's great relief.  Well, Jareth's great relief.



Loki continued fishing...



No, really fishing...



"Dang, that's ugly up close!" Tia said.

"Hey!" Loki protested.

"I was talking about the fish," she replied.

And Jareth had a chat with Raina.



"It's not just that your antics are driving me insane, and that everyone in the house has run mad," he explained.  "But we're going to need some space very soon.  You're over a hundred now, you've got the Thief Trophy, haven't you given any thought to moving on?"

"Our contract never said how long I had to live, old man," she told him.  "I'm having a good time here."

"You've even got your very own property," Jareth continued.  "Everything you've ever wanted, you've been given.  Isn't there any room for negotiation?"

"Oh yes, the "Take A Hint, Raina, Memorial Gardens" are lovely," she retorted.  "Did you really have to name it that?"

And for a child as well behaved as Luna, she spent an awful lot of time begging for forgiveness...



And then it happened.  The twins aged up to Elder.

Loki went with the traditional "Trickster God Posing as a Bowling Champion" look.



While Legolas tried the "Creepy Cruise Leisure Director".  But Tia didn't care.  His art was done and she sat him down with the ambrosia while Luna worked on her homework.

"I don't have to eat this," he told Luna.  "If I die, I can still escape."



"But you will," she replied.  "Not because Jareth will drag Thranduil in here faster than you can run away, but because you are actually having fun this time."

He stared at her.  Then he ate his ambrosia.



Legolas Thranduilion - Gen Four
Traits: Virtuoso, Loves the Outdoors, Rebellious, Green Thumb, Charismatic
LTW: Perfect Garden
Career: Agricultural Mastermind
Supermax: Gardening
Building: Wilnoff Theatre
Property: Varg's Tavern
Ops: Stinky Bugs, The Boiler Room, Extreme Digits, In The End, Fresh Taters, Sorting the Section
Friends: Loki Bunch, Raina Bunch, Sherrie Kessler, Demarco Custer, Dana Glen, Jeremy Hubbard
LTR: Fertility Treatment, Super Green Thumb, Climatron Contol
Portraits/Sculpture/Photo Toddler, Child, Teen, Young Adult, Adult, Elder
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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - Rain, Rain, Go Away
« Reply #219 on: May 30, 2014, 05:09:41 PM »
Woohoo!  Congrats on number four Tia!  Lol, I cracked up pretty good about the "Take A Hint, Raina, Memorial Gardens".  I probably laughed a lot harder than was appropriate lol

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - Rain, Rain, Go Away
« Reply #220 on: May 30, 2014, 07:10:37 PM »
Number four--immortalized! <dun, dun, duuuun!>

Congratulations on being halfway finished!

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - Rain, Rain, Go Away
« Reply #221 on: May 30, 2014, 07:25:20 PM »
Nice job.  I have never stuck with a dynasty past the second generation.  And Luna...she's just wonderful.  Just the screenshots of Luna, even without narration, are somehow happy.  You've really captured the essence of the character in the look.  I approve.  A lot.
Oh, and trickster god posing as a bowling champion.  Loved it!

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - Rain, Rain, Go Away
« Reply #222 on: May 30, 2014, 07:40:46 PM »
Oh gosh... I don't even want to think about a Sim hanging on too long in my dynasty.
This is truly scary.
Haha.
"Take A Hint," that's so great though.
At least Luna has plenty of time before she'll need to start worrying about her "biological clock."

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - Rain, Rain, Go Away
« Reply #223 on: May 30, 2014, 08:10:14 PM »

Nothing says it's time to move on so much as buying that certain special sim their very own graveyard.  ;D Also, congrats on making it to the half-way point!

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Re: Goblin King Dynasty - The Desolation of Loki
« Reply #224 on: June 12, 2014, 01:19:35 AM »
Woohoo!  Congrats on number four Tia!  Lol, I cracked up pretty good about the "Take A Hint, Raina, Memorial Gardens".  I probably laughed a lot harder than was appropriate lol

Me too, lol!

Number four--immortalized! <dun, dun, duuuun!>

Congratulations on being halfway finished!

Thanks, Raia, it's the next half that gets dicey...

Nice job.  I have never stuck with a dynasty past the second generation.  And Luna...she's just wonderful.  Just the screenshots of Luna, even without narration, are somehow happy.  You've really captured the essence of the character in the look.  I approve.  A lot.
Oh, and trickster god posing as a bowling champion.  Loved it!

Thanks, Pip, that's high praise!

Oh gosh... I don't even want to think about a Sim hanging on too long in my dynasty.
This is truly scary.
Haha.
"Take A Hint," that's so great though.
At least Luna has plenty of time before she'll need to start worrying about her "biological clock."

There's always one sim who just won't die, Livvie.  It'll drive you crazy after a while.

Nothing says it's time to move on so much as buying that certain special sim their very own graveyard.  ;D Also, congrats on making it to the half-way point!

Thanks, Rhoxi!  When flowers and chocolates just won't do...

Chapter Thirty-Five - The Desolation of Loki

Just a typical Tuesday night at the Goblin King Residence.



Luna out befriending horses, since there were no Thestrals.  Loki's trap was still going strong, which was surprising since he'd set that bad boy back when he was a teen.

"Um, guys?" Tia said, startled.  "Raina just turned red and disappeared from the side panel.  Anybody have any ideas?"

"She's obviously died, minion," Jareth said, wiping away tears.  "I don't know why I'm crying, I didn't even like her that much!"

"I got that," Tia snapped, "I mean does anybody know where she was?  I didn't see Grim, the camera didn't pan, I have no idea where she was!"

"She went to a party with that new guy she met," Legolas said, sobbing, as Gytha whipped out the moodlet manager.  A few quick cures later and the family had a brisk discussion.

"So nobody has any clue where she could be?" Tia said, rolling her eyes.  "She had the motive mobile with her."

"Not again," Jareth sighed.

"It's not like you use the points for anything else anymore, Kingy, my lad," Gytha pointed out.

"Wait, no, good news!" Jareth said, checking his pockets.  "Got all her stuff right here."

"If I can't find her urn or tombstone we don't get to put her in the Memorial Gardens." Tia pointed out.

"Ironic, that," Loki said.

"Just keep an eye out, that's all," Legolas said.  "Is there any of that lobster thingy left?"

So Raina was gone.  One of the Dynasty's great mysteries.  Things went on as usual.



"This horse is deformed," Loki called to Jareth.  "And it misses Raina, so it won't run."

"What's wrong with it?" Jareth asked, taking a moment from convincing Brego why it would be very profitable, carrot-wise, to win lots of races.

"It's only got four legs!" Loki told him, disgusted.  "Can't get any speed out of a horse like that."

"That's because that's Silver, not Sleipnar." Jareth shook his head.  "If he won't run because he's sad, out he goes.  Luna's not having another Artax moment."

Somewhere in all this, Luna aged up to YA, which everyone missed, and found her special friend.



"So you're not Princess Celestia?" Luna asked her.

"Nope, name's Vinyl Scratch.  Common mistake though," the unicorn told her.

"I'll call you Dubstep for short," Tia said.

Loki called Luna into his room.  "It's come!" he told her, excitedly.



"This will show L'glas and his little Tueth..." he chuckled.



"It's Tooth, I tells ya!" Gytha said, coming in.

"I am Smaug, the great and terrible!" the red dragon protested, raising his wings and trying to bellow.

"Ye gods, another one!" Gytha said. 

"A present for Luna," Loki told Gytha, handing the little beast to his new owner.



"He's a cute little monster, I'll give him that," Gytha said.  "But he's to mind the rules, same as Tooth.  No burning down bits of the house when no one's lookin'."

"Do you think that flattery will keep you alive?" Smaug protested.

"I knows that a sharp rap in the nose with the paper will keep you in line," Gytha replied.

"Oh, Legolas," Loki called cheerfully.  "Guess who Luna's got now?"



"Why do you hate me?" Legolas asked his brother.

"Just want you to remember me." Loki told him.

"A nice portrait of us would have done just as well," Legolas said, backing out of the house.  "I'll be at the archery range, if anyone's looking for me for the next few generations."

Luna planned a special outing with Jareth and Gytha.



"Hey, did we find Raina?" Tia asked.

"No, I've met someone," Luna said, hiding a shy smile.  "I want Jareth and Gytha to get to know him."



"Well, Boxer," Loki said sadly, "You've learned a lot in the past few days.  Tomorrow you get sold, but not to the glue factory this time, I promise."

And that night...



LOKI, YOUR BROTHER HAS REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE, Death said.  I'M SORRY YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SAY GOODBYE TO LUNA.

"It's okay.  Look after her, Jareth, Gytha." he replied.  "She's very special."

"Of course, Loki.  Good luck with your plans for your father's kingdom."  Jareth nudged Death.  "Do you think we could borrow Binky for a little while?"
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