Eeeee! A new Tia story! And it's Jareth! I LOVE this so much Tia! I'm all giddy now lol Watch out Agnes... you're dealing with the Goblin King!
I'm so glad you like it, Shewolf! Jareth's always been a favorite of mine, too.
Chapter Three - When Dealing with Goblins..."These are intolerable conditions! First sleeping on the ground, now third degree burns, what other treats are in store for me, hmm?" Jareth raged, pulling out his cell phone.
"Legolas didn't complain at all, you know." Tia muttered. "It's only a sunburn, Jareth. You'll be fine in a few hours." Jareth scowled as he redialed the number.
"Dagmar doesn't seem to be taking my calls," he said, after the third try.
"It's Agnes. I think she hates your guts after last night. There are lots of other single women in this town, you know."
"Nonsense, this is how she's supposed to react. I require a partner in this enterprise, not a weakling swayed by daydreams."
"Fine. What's our next move, Your Glitterness?" Tia asked, rubbing her eyebrow.
"I shall visit the fire station to freshen up. You shall go and extend an invitation to the Widow Darling."
"She doesn't like Watchers either, Jareth. She may not talk to me."
"Tell her that I request a meeting on neutral ground. You should also mention that once I agree to a bargain, I am bound by the laws of whatever universe I'm in to fulfill it. She may not be as reluctant as you think."
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"Ooh, that still looks nasty," Tia said, after speaking with Agnes.
"Never mind that, did she agree?"
"After a lot of fast talking, yes. You are meeting her in the park in one hour. Better get your game face on, Jareth."
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"So nice to see you again, Mrs Darling," Jareth said warmly. "Thank you for meeting me."
"I wasn't going to, but your Watcher...Trina?"
"Tracie," Jareth told her.
"Tia!" Tia wailed. "This joke is getting very old, very fast!"
"Well, she told me some very interesting things about you." Agnes continued, hiding a grin. "She also had me memorize what she called 'the right words' and told me to mention that to you immediately."
"How thoughtful of her," Jareth remarked. "Did she drop any other pearls of wisdom into your ears?"
"Of course she did. But really, Mr King, you cannot expect me to reveal all to you."
"Thank you, Tia," Jareth muttered.
"Smile, GK. Equal partner, remember?" Tia whispered back. "I could have had her call Sarah."
"So," Jareth continued, "Your interest has been piqued enough to bring you here. Has anyone asked you, Mrs Darling, what it is that
you want? What will make
you happy?"
Agnes held up a well manicured hand to him. "If you are going to offer to bring Erik back at the end of the dynasty, Mr King, you can save your breath. We would neither of us belong in the Sunset Valley of that time. All our friends and relations would be long gone. From what Tia tells me, the children of this dynasty will be fully formed personalities from another 'verse. There would be nothing for us here."
"My dear," Jareth said smoothly, "if that is the type of gauche offer you are used to, no wonder you are so resentful. I assure you, a woman of your talents could do much better than that! Would you do me the honour of discussing this further with me over a meal at the Bistro?"
Agnes was intrigued and agreed. "Only the meal, and only to discuss the hypothetical offer you would make me," she told him.
"That's all I ask," Jareth said, flashing her a dazzling smile and offering her his arm.
"Now, Mrs Darling, I fully expect you to be skeptical regarding my situation, but Tia will assure you I'm telling you the truth. I intend to deal openly and honestly with you. You understand the nature of my dynasty, I believe?"
"Tia did say that this was all arranged to allow you to prove yourself to the woman you love," Agnes said, looking curiously at him. "That is really the part that caught my attention. It seems a bit of an odd way to prove yourself, considering you must father a child with another woman."
"Believe it or not, it was her idea." Jareth said, grinning. "She is unique, my Sarah. However, arranged marriage for the begetting of an heir is a tradition that goes back for millennium. I am not proposing a romantic liaison but a working business arrangement. You have the talents, energy and experience I need to make this successful. May I lay out my requirements and what I am offering in compensation?"
"My listening to it is in no way binding on me to agree?" Agnes asked, very curious now.
"Good heavens, no! I am asking for your cooperation, not trying to trick you." He shook his head. "I wonder at the company you have been keeping."
"Then I'm ready to listen to your proposal. Although I don't think there is anything you can offer to make me consider it."
"Very well. Firstly, I require, as you well know, an heir. He will be my very close friend, Erik. I am sorry if the name causes you pain, my dear, but it is his as well." He regarded her with sympathy and offered her a handkerchief. She took it and dabbed at her eyes.
"We will need to sell your car," he looked at her sadly. "I'm sorry, but the money it will bring in will give me my Lifetime Wish. We would immediately acquire a Motive Mobile, which, of course, you may abuse to the fullest. The money will provide us with a house, modest but adequate for our needs."
"Also, you would not be expected to do any type of art other than my three portraits for the museum. Only three, you need only paint each one once, I have faith in your talents that they will be magnificent. There will be no sculpting for you at all, I'm afraid." He grinned wryly at her, and was reassured when the corner of her lip tugged up into a tiny smile.
"As well, I will require that you obtain the ingredients for the ambrosia and fill an upgraded replicator with it, and grow a few death flowers. Once that is done, and I know it will be a lot of hard work, you will have completed your end of the bargain."
"No sculpting? I can't believe it, who else are you moving in, then?" she asked.
"Only you. It's one of Tia's rules. It is I, I am afraid, who will be the art slave in this dynasty."
"I wish you the best of luck." She grinned at him. "And what will you offer in return for all this?"
"I will re-order time for you."
She stared at him. "You can do that?" she asked, as her mind spun with the possibilities.
"Mrs Darling, I assure you I can. This is what I bring to the table. On your death, you will be returned to your wedding day. However, there will have been a small change in your honeymoon destination. You will be nowhere near water. As well, you will find among the wedding presents a very special gift. There will be an antique chest filled with assorted potions, elixirs, ambrosia, etc. Just a little something to start you on your life with Mr Darling. Additionally, you shall be in a special, reserved file created by Tia. In that file, you shall have no knowledge of what a dynasty is."
Agnes sat back, stunned. "A whole life with no playable sims? Only the town, progressing as it will? I won't remember any of this?"
"Not a bit. I, for one, would rather send you back as soon as you have fulfilled your end, but the rules..."
"Say that I have to die in the house," she finished absently. Then she shook her head. "It is a tempting offer, Mr King."
"I would offer nothing less, Mrs Darling."
"I don't know how Erik would feel about it, Mr King. In all honesty, I must refuse. I could never have a child, even with such a reward, unless I felt that he would agree to it as well."
Jareth looked at her in horror. "Of course you would need to discuss this with him before making a decision! Please, my dear, talk it over, perhaps I have missed something that you may need on top of what I have said." He took the napkin from his lap and laid it on the table.
"As this most excellent meal is done, and we have discussed our business, allow me to escort you home."
Agnes was silent on the trip. As Jareth walked her to her door, and she dug the keys out of her bag, she looked up at him.
"Will you come in for a cup of coffee, Mr King?" she asked.
"Not tonight, thank you. You and Mr Darling have much to talk about. I shall call again tomorrow." He shook her hand and walked down the drive, a jaunty swagger in his step.
"You are one smooth operator, Jareth." Tia told him, admiringly. "I got you a present."
"No more sunburn from sleeping in."