2.0. The Dog and the RedheadI am Pasiphaë Ithaca and if you're sitting there thinking 'Wow, that name is quite the mouthful!' I couldn't agree more. That's why my friends and family have taken to calling me Passie, because few people like to risk breaking half of the bones in their face just to call me over. I'm grumpy, eccentric, a heavy sleeper and easily impressed – not going to lie about that last one. Show me a stick bridge over a shallow puddle and I'll call it an architectural marvel.
I recently lost my father – I know, what a way to lighten the mood. Tell them all about your silly name and then break it to them. When he died, things didn't slow down the way I expected. Time just kept passing for some reason, and the only one who seemed to have a hard time coming to terms with that was Mum. I tried desperately to catch her attention for days – feigning teenage moodswings, threatening to stay out past curfew, rigging the shower to colour Ariadne's hair purple – but it didn't seem to work.
Finally, she took us all aside and said she was going to send us abroad. Of course, because my sisters and I have nothing in common, she picked three different destinations for us.
Aërope, she's my older sister, went to China. She's always been disciplined and focused on the things she does, and now she'd decided to go for martial arts. She came home with a belt that I don't remember the colour of, and stories of a Chinese woman she had a nice chat to.
That's my sister for you – she's so sensible. Sure, she's possibly even more excited about everything than I am, but she just... gets things done. Life demands that she get a hobby? One hobby coming up. Life demands that she get a boyfriend? Enter Zackary, that guy I'd just sort of talked to once who came over because he said he wanted to play chess (in reality, he had a thing for Aëy and he was completely transparent about it). Yeah, Aërope always came through easily.
Ariadne went to France, because scaredy cat that she is, exploring tombs just wasn't her thing. She had a nice relaxing holiday, unlike some others (yeah, I mean me) – tasted good nectar, chatted to Frenchmen and apparently not much more than that. Some people have it easy, sheesh. Of course, when she came home, she had to work on homework and the job she found for herself – guess she needed some time off from all that.
And then there's me. For some reason, I couldn't settle for nectar sipping and faking knowledge of great art at a French museum – I picked Egypt. I tried relaxing. I sat at the Base Camp, roasted food on the fire, chatted with locals and hunky adventurers and... got really bored. That's why I decided to explore the pyramids.
Now, if you ask my mother, she will swear that I'm lying through my teeth, but I found gold and treasures and met a mummy. No, really! A real live (well, sort of live, you know) mummy. I tried persuading him to join my army of snowmen so that we could take over the world but you know what mummies are like these days – so difficult. Require way too much pay – and health insurance, too. Nah, I'll stick with snowmen.
Eventually, the trip was over, everyday came back and we all returned to find that not much was changed. Time was still passing relentlessly and Mum, who hadn't had the advantage of nectar, martial arts and mummy chasing was still miserable.
And that figures, really, but... it still felt weird. She would prefer to stay in bed when she didn't work, and while her and I used to be the closest friends, she hardly had the energy to say a word.
Now, I'm not much of a people person, and I know that. I wanted to talk to her about it, let her cry on my shoulder and talk about dad until the pain passed, but I didn't know how. Whenever she came home, she gave me that tired smile and went to bed, saying work had been nightmarish and busy and would we mind if she went to sleep? Of course not is what we said.
And it hurt, so with my anti-people skills, I hatched a plan.
I always said: when everything else fails, buy a puppy. Or maybe I didn't but now I certainly do. Mum was at work when he came and to her surprise, she came home to find a soft, brown little puppy that I'd given the theme appropriate name, Achilles.
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You bought him?” she asked, but even though she looked more surprised than happy, she knelt down to pet the little guy. “Why?”
“Well, I... thought we needed a dog. He can chase of burglars and... that creepy university mascot.”
Aërope and Ariadne both nodded enthusiastically at that.
“Isn't he cute?” Ariadne said, already smitten with the little guy.
Aërope added: “Yeah, Zachary told me that having a dog will bring a family together.” Well, good thing my silly plan was approved by Aëy's boyfriend – couldn't have him not approving.
For a while, we were all silent and I wondered if I had seriously messed things up this time. It wasn't like I imagined that a dog would replace dad in any kind of way, but I wanted someone there for her. She was just absentmindedly scratching Achilles behind the ear for what felt like a long time.
Then she finally stood and picked him up.
“He's wonderful,” she finally said. “He really is. What a good idea, Pasiphaë.”
With that smile on her face, I didn't have the heart to ask her to call me Passie. I just enjoyed that first smile on her face since dad passed away.
Sometimes, the ones with no people skills do win. A little.
At least the dog I bought distracted Mum from Aërope and Zachary having their first kiss nearby. Or maybe she just chose to give them some space.
[Author's note: And there, Pasiphaë's first part. I was getting so tired of writing from Persephone's point of view - I've always wanted to write a snarky, weird Sim and Passie is just that. Gotta love it... well, I love it.]