Random Wardrobe Changes! Once upon a time, there was a fairytale about Grim Reapers, Dragon Valley, and a guy called Thanatos. And it continued something like this:
Shannon: I don't understand why I've had my outfit changed. I liked my old one!
Teagan: It's alright. You never looked right in it anyway.
Shannon: Why must you hate me?
Teagan: Because I'm evil and you're good. It's very simple.
Shannon: Well, you had the random change in wardrobe as well!
Teagan: But I look better than you do.
Shannon: Never mind. Go sculpt while I cook dinner for everyone.
Teagan: Does it ever annoy you that sometimes we look like vampires? Because I don't appreciate it.
Shannon: I am not talking to you right now.
Thanatos: My paintings are improving! I like this skill after all. Why are you suddenly dressed in a completely random style?
Shannon: I don't know. Its a mystery.
Reaper 2: Maybe the powerful force of wardrobe choices got tired of your old wardrobe?
Reaper 3: It has been a while.
Reaper 2: Its been four days.
Reaper 3: No.
Shannon: This is my least favorite part of working for the Police. It does not smell good in here.
Shannon: On the other hand, I do like writing these reports! I guess I could try to interview people... but that takes so much more time. And they get offended so easily.
Teagan: Why the additional random outfit that has nothing whatsoever to do with anything? I don't understand! I liked my old outfit too!
Reaper 1: She complains a lot when no one can hear her. Well, when she thinks no one can.
Reaper 2: Reminds me of you.
Reaper 1: That was uncalled for.
Thanatos: These are for me?
Teagan: Yes. For some reason, I decided to give you flowers. Now excuse me while I go back to my sculpting.
Thanatos: I love these red flowers!
Reaper 1: They're just flowers.
Thanatos: We don't have red flowers back home.
Reaper 1: I forgot you don't leave often.
Thanatos: My latest masterpiece!
Reaper 1: It's not a masterpiece. It's not even brilliant.
Thanatos: But I like it. I call it... "Ode to Nightmare Sheogorath".
Reaper 2: Why?
Thanatos: I'm not really sure.
Reaper 3: Cheese!
Teagan: I know that we're not exactly rich and we have to buy a building and a property, but...
Teagan: Must we have the pirate chess? It's got me worried the next random outfit I get will be a pirate one. I don't want to dress like a pirate! Then people might expect me to talk like a pirate.
Shannon: I think that would be fun.
Teagan: No, it wouldn't.
Thanatos: We're all eating at the same time! That doesn't usually happen.
Teagan: I want to go to sleep...
Shannon: Well, my sister does work at the criminal base at night.
Teagan: No, I don't.
Shannon: Everyone knows that you do.
Teagan: I still don't believe that.
Shannon: Painting and cooking and working. I have a lot to do. But I've got to focus on this painting. So we don't fail and... I don't actually know what happens if we fail.
Teagan: We get stuck with this box-house?
Shannon: You're a bit too enthusiastic about this new ice sculpting, I think.
Teagan: It's really fun. You should try.
Shannon: I don't sculpt.
Thanatos: Someone didn't put their dishes in the dish washer! This is terrible.
Reaper 2: You know, its not that important.
Thanatos: Yes, it is.
Reaper 2: Okay then. You really like cleaning.
Shannon: I'm tired to you pushing me around all the time!
Teagan: But I've hardly done anything random and mean spirited to you lately! I've been really busy sculpting.
Shannon: If you ever have a child, I will make sure they have proper footwear, unlike you!
Teagan: Is that... a threat?
Shannon: Yes!
Teagan: Wow. That was unusual.
Shannon: Now I am off to work!
Teagan: Fine. But your hat doesn't match your work clothes.