The Poolakis, Chapter the First “Twinbrook! Nooo!” That was Deannin’s reaction when she opened the letter from Hamish. She skimmed the rest of it, noting that she would have to “cure” Ciro of being a fairy, and do the same for her darling fairy babies when they were old enough. Apparently, this was an order from the Watcher. “Stupid Watcher,” muttered Deannin.
“We weren’t supposed to go to Twinbrook,” she protested, to no one in particular. “We were supposed to go to Isla Paradiso and live on a houseboat.”
“Isla Paradiso is under quarantine for the moment,” said the Watcher.
“Oh, and Twinbrook isn’t? I thought this place was ground zero for the toxic pollution.”
“Which is why we need a large family here. You’re the one who had the fertility treatment, so you’re the one more likely to get off to a fast start on cleaning things up.”
“Is that why you put my house in the dump?” asked Deannin. “Just look at the place.”
“Sorry about that,” said the Watcher, “I thought I’d cleared out all the spawners, but it looks like I missed a couple. But I love what you’re done with the place. The baby swings look especially nice.”
“Yeah, well, there’s not enough room for three cribs,” said Deannin. “And we do make sure the twins learn their skills. I taught Fiona how to walk.
“And Ciro helped Moira learn how to use the potty.”
“They are adorable,” said the Watcher. “Oh dear. I’d hoped that you could get along without a fence downstairs, but apparently I was wrong. Sorry about the zombie, dear.”
“We have zombies?” said Deannin. “Nooooo!”
“Oh, you’re giving birth,” said the Watcher. “No wonder you’re so cranky. Well, I’ll just be running along…”
“You’re not going anywhere until you tell me that my baby is eligible to be the heir.”
“Sorry, dear,” said the Watcher. “He’s a beautiful little boy, but his skin is the same shade as his father’s. You’re going to have to try for baby again.”
Time passed. Ciro took a job in Science and decided that his lifetime wish was to become a creature-robot cross-breeder. His progress through the career was slow because getting blown up tended to make his mood go down.
Soon Deannin was ready to give birth again.
This time she had twins. Luckily, Arwen had her mother’s blue skin, although it was too soon to tell what her ears would be like. From left to right, the babies and toddlers were Beren, Moira, Arwen, and Fiona.
And Elwing off on the other side of the room.
Miraculously, Moira and Fiona had learned all their toddler skills by the time Beren had his birthday, so Deannin and Ciro just had to work on one toddler until the next set of twins grew older.
“I’m not having any more children,” said Deannin.
“It depends on Arwen’s ears,” said the Watcher.
“I’m not having any more children,” she repeated. “Deal with it. Oh, and maybe Ciro should get the Surrounded by Family lifetime wish because I don’t think he’s going to get promoted often enough before he becomes an elder and has to quit his job.”