Chapter One
Hello, I’m Vanilla Ice Cream.
Watcher: Vanilla! Vanilla! I will take you out into the world now!
V: Ohhh… What am I going to do? I’ll stare right into your soul in till you tell me.
W: I have a better death stare…
V:
W: Wait, ok. I’ll tell you. You are going to live forever!!! With seven of your descendants. Sounds fun, no?
V: No. All I want to do is have a perfect garden. Use my green thumb trait. Or maybe my angler of natural cook? Do I get to have a computer or steal stuff?
W: You can garden and cook. Angler is for extreme purposes. Later you can get a computer, and tonight you might head over to the Alto’s house for a car.
V: Sounds like fun!
V: What am I doing here?
W: It is your house.
V: It is an empty lot.
W: It will be your house. Hey, now you get to meet future Mr. Ice Cream!
W: Ok, the first man I see is him.
W: OH!! I didn't mean that overused sim. Oh well...
V: Your hair is so pretty!
W: At least you have a funky face.
V: Give me a hug, I feel like crying for no other reason than to get your attention.
W: Let’s leave you here..
