The Elven Town Jump-The End Has Come

[Swirl-Girl]

That's not too bad. At least we have Demarco!

[ILoveDolls]

That's not too bad. At least we have Demarco!

No, no, no   It just means that Breagadoir has to get back to the drawing board. Moonlight Falls will be filled with widows, divorcees, and single mothers. He's so terribly good!

[RainBeau]

Ah. I hadn't realised you changed the rules. No wonder Breagadoir is Trying for Baby with everyone in town. *shakes head*

[Wiry]

Bwahahaha! Brilliant, Moonlight Falls will be nothing but a town of divorced women, bitter husbands, Single moms, and Breagadoir's children 

[PeregrineTook]

That's not too bad. At least we have Demarco!

Indeed.  Nothing wrong with Demarco, though Breagadoir seems willing to keep trying for more  :=)

No, no, no   It just means that Breagadoir has to get back to the drawing board. Moonlight Falls will be filled with widows, divorcees, and single mothers. He's so terribly good!

He is wreaking his own brand of havoc upon the population of the Falls, 'tis true.

Ah. I hadn't realised you changed the rules. No wonder Breagadoir is Trying for Baby with everyone in town. *shakes head*

I had the rules posted that way, but even if he was required to have her living with him, he does.  She's the maid  :=)

Bwahahaha! Brilliant, Moonlight Falls will be nothing but a town of divorced women, bitter husbands, Single moms, and Breagadoir's children 

Yep, and that will make it interesting when his siblings arrive to face Moonlight Falls in his aftermath  :=)

[ILoveDolls]

Bwahahaha! Brilliant, Moonlight Falls will be nothing but a town of divorced women, bitter husbands, Single moms, and Breagadoir's children 

Hey Wiry,

Maybe he should save those files and send one to me. I'd just love to start a deca-dynasty in the aftermath of Breagadoir. The possibilities are delicious!

[Wiry]

Hey Wiry,

Maybe he should save those files and send one to me. I'd just love to start a deca-dynasty in the aftermath of Breagadoir. The possibilities are delicious!

Great minds do think alike in fact!  I was thinking almost along the same train 

Starting a petition to Pippin as we speak 

[PeregrineTook]

"Your sister continues to be a valuable member of her community," said the Watcher,



"She is a firefighter so she actually helps her community, unlike you!"
But Breagadoir wasn't interested in his siblings' activities or a reprimand.  He was more concerned with the magically aged-up Zoe Durwood.



"Hello, handsome," she said.  "You like what you see?"



"You look tired," he said, "but I'd be happy to make you even more worn out."
And they walked past Serena on their way to the bedroom. 
"I'll just be upstairs with your daughter," said Breagadoir.  "Hug our son for me."



Meantime, back at the elf prince's house, things were not calm.



"AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Nightmare, as another contraction hit her.  "This kid had better be worth it!!"
"Now, honey," chided her mother, "every child is special and worth the pain of childbirth."



"Stuff it, you old hag!" retorted her daughter.  "You can't tell me that baboon you pass off as my brother was worth this!"
Annalove was not pleased, but assumed it was just the pain talking.  She was mistaken.  Daydream was no more and Nightmare wanted nothing to do with her mother's peace-loving ways.  She had truly given herself to the darkness.

Meantime, back at the Durwood household,



"Are you ready for your third generation of conquest?" asked young Miss Durwood.  "Third time's the charm right?" she said with an ornery twinkle in her eye.
"Absolutely!" replied the prince with a wicked smile.



But as they cuddled afterwards, Breagadoir was thinking about another young lady he had been with recently.

[ILoveDolls]

Lol, I knew it!! Breagadoir, you bad boy. Now you have two possible heirs. However, something tells me he's not going to stop while he's ahead!

That's quite some nighttime get-up Miss Durwood has on. Guess she always has her thigh high boots at the ready, lol.

Breagadoir's goody goody siblings don't stand a chance. He'll figure out a way to make himself come out on top regardless of who is stuffy old parents choose.

[PeregrineTook]

Hey Wiry,

Maybe he should save those files and send one to me. I'd just love to start a deca-dynasty in the aftermath of Breagadoir. The possibilities are delicious!

Great minds do think alike in fact!  I was thinking almost along the same train 

Starting a petition to Pippin as we speak 

Well, the other siblings still need to use the worlds he visits, so I'm afraid they're already spoken for  :=)

Lol, I knew it!! Breagadoir, you bad boy. Now you have two possible heirs. However, something tells me he's not going to stop while he's ahead!

That's quite some nighttime get-up Miss Durwood has on. Guess she always has her thigh high boots at the ready, lol.

Breagadoir's goody goody siblings don't stand a chance. He'll figure out a way to make himself come out on top regardless of who is stuffy old parents choose.

Well, who doesn't keep thigh high boots around just in case?  Yep, two possible heirs, but it never hurts to have spares, right?  :=)

[ILoveDolls]

Well, the other siblings still need to use the worlds he visits, so I'm afraid they're already spoken for  :=)
Well, who doesn't keep thigh high boots around just in case?  Yep, two possible heirs, but it never hurts to have spares, right?  :=)

That's going to be a bit...awkward. What did Rosa say? Squicky? Yeah, squicky much? Lol

Yes, we all have a pair of thigh high boots lying around for the right opportunity

[Wiry]

That's going to be a bit...awkward. What did Rosa say? Squicky? Yeah, squicky much? Lol

Yes, we all have a pair of thigh high boots lying around for the right opportunity

@ Dolls: Except for me. I'm male. And we know all males keep a Riddler Cane around in case an opportunity arises 

@ Pippin: You Brilliant monster,you! Breagadoir's worse than William with illegitimate kids.William has had I think 35 at the last count, over 4 towns. Breagadoir's working hard to catch up 

[RainBeau]

Yes, squicky! Gross, Pippin! I know Breagadoir told the kids not to think of them as a replacement for their father, but still. Ick.

[PeregrineTook]

Yes, squicky! Gross, Pippin! I know Breagadoir told the kids not to think of them as a replacement for their father, but still. Ick.

He's only been a mentor to her, never a father.  Perhaps still squicky, but he is a bad, bad person.

[PeregrineTook]

Dahlia wasn't very proud of her current situation,



however, it did keep her close to her son...well, at least in the same house as her son.  And it gave her the chance at going rags to riches.  Breagadoir would need a queen, and she was the one who had given him a suitable heir.  But it was hard to know what decisions that elf might end up making.




"Feeling pretty good about yourself, aren't you," said the Watcher in disgust as she watched Breagadoir strut out the door of the Durwood household.



"Yes.  I am indeed," he replied.
"You know your brother's going to beat you in this competition, right?" she retorted.
"He's welcome to try," said the prince with a smile.



"In fact," she continued confidently, "he just had his bachelor party and will be wed soon."
"Really?  How many potential heirs has he given birth to?  Has he reached the $50,000 yet?" he replied.
No answer.  Just silence.



And speaking of silence, it was the most frequent sound when the Ivy family sat down for dinner.  Finally, Annalove broke the silence.
"It's obvious who your baby's father is," she began.  "We thought it was those MacDuff boys you'd been fooling around with."
"I was just leading them on," replied Nightmare.  "I never even kissed them."
"Okay," replied her mother, not sounding relieved.  "When did it happen?"
"Remember when you took the boys to the fair for Damon's birthday?"



"Well," Nightmare continued with a wicked smile, "we had the house all to ourselves, so we made use of it."



"Twice."



That was the end of the discussion.  She was repulsed by it all, but Annalove resolved herself to provide the necessary care for the children.  He wasn't her child, but nonetheless, she helped Demarco learn to walk.



But the resolve fell away when a certain elven prince walked through the door.



"YOU!!" she began, eloquently.  "How could you?!?!"
"Quite effectively, apparently, though I'm not sure what I did in this instance," replied the prince who had, in fact, done plenty of things that warranted this yelling.
"You had a baby with my DAUGHTER?!?"
"Oh," he replied, "you noticed that, did you?  Is that a problem?"
"We will need to discuss this later," she said venomously.



Nightmare seemed to rather enjoy the whole exchange.
Breagadoir, meantime, had better ideas than having a chat with Annalove...