I so love all of Phobos's outfits! I can't wait to see more of him and I'm really looking forward to hearing his narration!
I have had lots of fun with his outfits, thus his theme of random-stuff-thrown-together. Or maybe it's theme of dressing-up-like-other-stuff? I'm not sure now.
I wonder how bored Phobos's narration will be, poor kid, being the end of the dynasty is always pretty boring, yet exciting.
I suspect his part will end up being a fairly short one... but hopefully entertaining.
Does anyone else get the occasional urge to smack Raven (the Raven) upside the head?!? He needs to chill out! The Sheo's are too awesome for him to comprehend!
He is definitely a very grumpy bird. Yet, for some reason, the Sheos are quite fond of him.
The Seventh Immortal
(Hyst) We're so close to the end now, that very little happens. Phobos's teenage time seemed to go by even faster than his childhood. It makes me sad. But I guess it's a good thing.
(Hyst) I know that he does call that his 'creepy guy in an all white suit' outfit, but I think its adorable!
(Teri) That's because you're mushy, Hyst. Well, and because he's adorable. Maybe we should get him a cat.
(Hyst) Grandma Mania decided to put all the plants she'd grown on the ground and take a picture of them. Then she sold them, so at least we don't have yet another collection taking up space in our yard.
(Hyst) She also redid her garden, though I'm not sure why. The only plant in the whole garden is one cheese plant. Because cheese is good and you can never have enough cheese! I wish there were more kinds of cheese.
(Teri) On that, we all agree. There should be more cheese in the world. Especially orange cheese. It's only because of you and Ia that our favorite color is black. If it were just me, we would love orange! And orange cheese best.
(Hyst) Granny Chaotic keeps getting invited out on dates. I guess she really didn't appreciate someone calling her while she was trying to talk to Phobos. It is very rude to interrupt family bonding time. We don't really have much. That's why I like it so much!
(Ia) Fear has been working on telling lots of jokes to improve his ability to tell jokes. Practice, I guess that would be. He's getting quite good at it.
(Hyst) I thought we agreed to call him Phobos.
(Ia) We agreed to name him that. But his nickname is Fear and I'm going to call him that. It's a good name.
(Teri) I think he had a better time at the prom than I did. I had to dance with that boring baby-sitter guy.
(Hyst) I had a good time! Anyway, I hope he did too.
(Ia) It was snowing in the limo. That just about summed up the evening. He was prom king and got turned down by someone he asked to dance.
(Ia) They always use that same background for prom pictures, don't they?
(Hyst) I guess. It's a nice picture!
(Teri) He really wants a cat. I'm pretty sure that's why he keeps showing everyone cat videos. I'm thinking, maybe we should get one. Any of you listening to me?
(Hyst) Well, since my time as the narrating heir ends with this part, I moved Raven the Raven into Phobos's room. He's been a good pet bird, but it's time for him to move on.
(Teri) He has been fun, hasn't he? I'm going to miss that bird.
(Ia) You two... you can be so oblivious.
(Hyst) I got to spend some fun time with my son, too. That was nice. We talked about the llama conspiracy and fishing.
(Teri) I've always wanted to fish. But I'm not allowed to.
(Ia) Maybe someday.
(Teri) Phobos is a good kid. I hope nothing happens to cause him to fail. That would be even worse than if I failed. It would make me so sad. I don't want anything bad to happen to him.
(Hyst) I missed his birthday this time. I had to go to work.
(Ia) But we're almost at the top now. Soon we'll hardly ever have to go to work.
(Hyst) Space! I want to go to space! It's so... far away and mysterious. It's been my dream since I was young and played with blocks!
(Ia) I know.
(Hyst) Now Phobos is all grown up! Like us!
(Ia) Some of us, anyway. At least he seems better at focusing.
(Teri) Hey, I can see his face. It's been a while. I thought he wouldn't get a haircut. Apparently I was wrong.
(Ia) But there is something far more important than Phobos's birthday. Mine! Ours. However you want to put it. It's time for us to become an elder.
(Teri) But I only just got over being an adult!
(Ia) Well, that's good then. You've had your midlife crises and we can move on now.
(Teri) But I'm not ready. Why couldn't we just skip the whole cake thing and wait to I age up on my own?
(Ia) Because that is less efficient.
(Hyst) Also, everyone was hungry except grandpa Parry. So that meant we could all eat cake! I like cake.
(Hyst) This hair... it always comes back! But this is the end. I will never have to deal with it again! I'm extremely happy about that.
(Ia) And I'm extremely happy about finally being able to finish up these last few things.
(Ia) Six best friends? Check. After talking to Phobos and Iona anyway.
(Ia) Statue, painting, and photograph? Check.
(Hyst) Why can't I dress like a punk anymore? It's making me incredibly sad.
(Teri) And I lost all my pretty dresses.
(Ia) Well, neither of you ever let me wear all the bows I wanted to. So now you know what it's like.
(Ia) The main point, though, is that I've completed everything.
(Hyst) So, what do you think? Sparkles?
(Teri) I don't care what granny Mania says. If no sparkles go into making it, I don't see how ambrosia can possibly taste like sparkles.
(Ia) I don't know. But it does sparkle a lot.
(Hyst) Maybe there are sparkles inside of life fruit! I've never gotten to look at a life fruit...
(Teri) I feel young! Well, younger!
We... I... I did it. I'm immortal! Hysteria Sheogorath Lifetime Wish: Become an Astronaut
Unique Career Maxed: Military
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Handiness
Property: Watering Hole Saloon
Business: Lucky Llamas Stadium
3 Unique Rewards: Speedy Cleaner, Festival Frequenter, Stone Hearted
6 Unique BlackOps: Herding Cats, Finding New Recruits, Bring Back the Jams, Late Patrol, Flightless Birds, Congratulations on the Promotion
6 Different Best Friends: Iona Sheogorath, Phobos Sheogorath, Juston Eckert, Leanna Stark, Rosanna Galloway, Jonas Sylvester
Museum Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teenager, Young Adult, Adult, Elder