In Which Obsession Becomes Immortal
And I’m Running Out Of Ideas For These Subtitles
(Subtitle added by the great and powerful Raven (the raven))
It was time for me and Naomi to have our birthdays. Time passes so fast when you’re really busy working! I was surprised when she said that we had cakes and it was time to go have our birthdays.
Naomi wanted to have her birthday first. I’m not sure why. Maybe she was worried that she would need to get a new outfit and hair afterwards. I think Naomi would look pretty whatever she wears.
Raven (the raven): Yeah… it’s not true. Don’t believe him. There are looks only a very few people can pull off.
Sometimes I wonder why sparkles help us age. It’s kind of strange. But I’m usually too busy to think about that. My granny Mania probably thinks about it a lot. She likes sparkles. And rainbows.
Raven (the raven): And Naomi became an adult and immediately had a mid-life crises. Seriously though, she’s mastered a skill, a career, and gotten married. But she doesn’t have to work, has lots of money, and hasn’t even had a child yet. So I don’t see what she needs to have a mid-life crisis for.
Naomi says she has wrinkles and she doesn’t like them. I don’t really know what to do about that. I don’t think she believed me when I said that I didn’t see any. But I didn’t!
My granny was there for my birthday. Because she’s a gardener, she almost never leaves home. She likes to spend all her time with her garden. So she is there for pretty much everyone’s birthdays. Nightmare is too, because she works in the middle of the night.
You’re supposed to make a wish when you blow out candles. I don’t know why. Sometimes I almost forget. Because I’m thinking about my work. This time I remembered. It was hard to think of something to wish for, though. I’m at the top of my career now. I mastered alchemy a long time ago. Maybe I should wish for more friends? Or maybe that Naomi will live long and prosper?
Raven [the raven]: No one cares. It doesn’t matter what you wish. Let’s just move on.
Then I realized that all my yellow stuff was going to go away! It was very upsetting.
I was sad. Because now I’d have to go and fix all my clothes. I miss the yellow and black. It’s such a nice color combination. There goes some time I could spend working.
But I’m so close to being immortal! Just a statue and a painting to be made. And time to go talk to some friends I haven’t seen in a while. And throw a friendship potion at Kosi. I haven’t seen him around lately. I wonder what I did with him?
Raven (the raven): Your imaginary friend? I guess you must have stuck him in your inventory when he was annoying you while you were trying to work or spend time with Naomi.
I got my outfits all fixed and nice. It’s not fair, though. My favorite clothes went away. Why am I not allowed to wear my favorite clothes just because I’m supposedly old now? This must be what Nightmare and granny Mania felt like. Anyway, I got my last museum pieces all done and put in there.
I’ve finished everything. I’m happy and I did it all so quickly. I wouldn’t like to worry as much as Nightmare and Chaotic must have.
Is this what sparkles taste like? That’s what granny Mania says. I guess she is more likely to know than anyone else.
Raven (the raven): So… wait a second. What’s going to happen after Obe becomes immortal? Usually the next heir takes over. But we don’t even have a next heir yet! This is confusing to me.
I guess ambrosia is made of sparkles and rainbows. Granny Mania was right. I shouldn’t have doubted her.
I… I did it! I’m immortal.
Raven (the raven): Yes. Yes you are. Obsession Sheogorath Lifetime Wish: CEO of a Mega Corporation
Unique Career Maxed: Business
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Alchemy
Property: Aleister’s Elixirs and Sundry
Business: Sahara Corporate Headquarters
Unique Rewards: Friend of the Kraken, Competitive Eater, Portal Immunity
6 Unique BlackOps: Scavenger Hunt: Precious Materials, Alchemical Mastery, The Wright Papers, Making Nice with the Newsies, Squabbling Scientist Settlement, Selling the Deal
6 Different Best Friends: Naomi Sheogorath, Kosi Sheogorath, Morgan Claremont, Jacques Lancaster, Jaoquin Lancaster, Ladonna Gunderson
(also known as the vampire paparazzi rebel - this note courteously added by Raven (the raven) for your enjoyment)