The Third ImmortalThe time has finally come. For Mania to learn to drive. Because we are very rich now, she has an expensive car. Neither my mother or I ever learned to drive when we were young. My mother had a broom which she only stopped using when she got her police car and I only ever go to the Blooming Cactus Bistro, which is very near by.I'm extremely happy that Abrielle is helping her learn to drive. It seems like a very stressful thing to do and I'd rather not. I've already got enough to worry about, with all the sinks and the stove that I can never been sure are turned off...Raven (the raven): Parry is neurotic, so ignore that. Actually, you could ignore most of what he says and not miss anything. Its funny how much he likes cleaning things though.I like it to be clean. I'm sure you do too, since you can't move and would have to stay looking at any not-clean stuff in the house. The dishes start to get very gross too.My mother and my grandmother went on another expedition, this time to the bowling alley. Where they proceeded to play pool with some people who were there. From what I've heard of the bowling alley, only old people seem to go there. Of course, most of our town is old people. If no one new moves here, Lucky Palms will be a ghost town soon. Neither my mother or grandmother is very good at pool, but they had a lot of fun. My mother said she plans to go on more expeditions with my grandmother because its a good way to spend the time. She gets tired of painting whenever she's not at work or asleep. And she says that Gideon is a inconsistent friend because he likes to be insulting and scare people. He's actually a lot like a member of the family, it seems. He's insane. Raven (the raven): I have been relocated to Mania's room, in order to continue being the wonderful family friend, not-related person who's like an uncle, wise, and sarcastic presence that I no doubt am. I am sure that Mania the evil genius will benefit greatly from my presence. Definitely more than Parry, who seems to be completely unaffected by it. Raven (the raven): Although I'm not sure what to make of Mania's reaction to my sudden appearance... maybe someone should have told her I would be transported in here? Well, I'm sure we'll be great friends anyway.I don't know. Mania doesn't talk much. To people other than her garden plants, that is. She actually talks to them a lot. She recently became a self-employed gardener, as she decided she might as well get started on her career.Thanks to my Aunt Chaotic and, long before her, Evangeline Finch, who gardened the entire time they lived with us, Mania got to level seven of the career the day she started. It seems that's what collecting a roomful of money tree bags and a refrigerator full of everything else will do. So now she keeps counting down that last amount and trying to find even more money trees to grow. Also, mushrooms because it seems that coffee beans and mushrooms are worth a lot.Mania is doing so well, it's very nice. I'm hoping she doesn't have to worry about finishing anything and gets it all done quickly, like me. I can't imagine how worrying it must have been for my mother and grandmother, who both got very close to running out of time. I'm glad I didn't have to go through that. I'm glad I decided to take up playing the piano. It takes up a lot of time and is pleasant. Abriella likes to listen while she writes. Raven (the raven): Mania play music too. She plays that very colorful guitar in her room. Raven (the raven): Unfortunately... she's not very good. Maybe if she keeps at it. But I would prefer it if she practiced somewhere else. Why'd I have to decide to move right when you started to get better? Now I'm stuck listening to another untalented musician.But she enjoys it. That's the important thing. Mania should have a good time. And occasionally do something other than garden and go to school.
Raven (the raven): I'm starting to wonder about that school. Mania is already working, already mastering her skills, already bought her building and property. Basically, what purpose is school serving for Mania?
I have no idea. We just go. That's the point of it, I guess.
Raven (the raven): I'm just glad I never went. Seems long and boring. Well, today is my birthday. My family decided to put a birthday cake in my room and have me play the piano before blowing out the candles. They all came and listened. Except Raven the Raven, who was stuck in Mania's room. Mania came too and she played her guitar. She was getting better at it. Even Kozilek came. I still don't trust him, but I do feel kind of bad for him. After all, he's an outsider who has to live the rest of his life here because Mania was annoyed that she couldn't tend the entire garden and do her homework and get to school on time. Also, my grandmother isn't a fan of serious moodlet manager abuse. I never did decide on a wish to make, really. Maybe that we finish this thing? Seems like a good idea. That's what I'm hoping for. Because if we finish, we will all be together. I'm still not convinced this island place is real, but unlike my mother and grandmother, that's not what I'm here for.
Raven (the raven): I still think this whole immortality thing is overrated and much too difficult. Why can we just have fun and throw elixirs at people to turn them into fairies and eat ambrosia all the time and resurrect dead people randomly?
Because that's against the rules. And you can't do any of those things anyway. And then... I was old. Actually, it wasn't that big a change. My hair was always light anyway, so I'm perfectly happy with the grey. It was a kind of strong yellow-blond before anyway. I would like some nice green clothes though. Black and green is much nicer than this cream and red stuff. We ate the cake and talked. My grandmother said she'd start on my sculpture as soon as we finished and my mother went off to clear space in her studio for a painting. Abriella is our current photographer, so she will take my picture. And then it'll be time to check over my friends... so much to do.
Raven (the raven): You know, I've noticed that Kozilek has a very sleepy face. Or maybe bored. Anyway, the way his eyes are, he always looks like he's tired or bored. Hm.
Yes, he does kind of look that way. I wonder if Mania will marry him one day. Or Alejandro... Stovall. That's his last name, I'm pretty sure. Anyway, I guess that will be her story to tell. It didn't take long for the statue, painting, and photo to be finished and added to the museum. And I got a nice black-and-green tuxedo. My old insane asylum type outfit is back too. I'm glad about that. It would have been sad to lose it.It's interesting, looking at the museum, thinking how quickly all of it went by. I would have thought it would be slow. My mother complained that it seemed like it took forever for her to reach immortality. But it really didn't seem that long to me. And now, with all of those requirements fulfilled, it's time to eat ambrosia. I don't know why my mother decided to come. I guess she wanted to take a break from painting random large paintings. Anyway, ambrosia time. And then, I'm turning this narrative over to Mania. I am Paranoia and I am immortal. Paranoia Sheogorath Lifetime Wish: Celebrated Five-Star Chef
Unique Career Maxed: Culinary
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Cooking
Property: Varg’s Tavern
Business: Sacred Spleen Memorial Hospital
3 Unique Rewards: No Bills Ever, Born to Cook, Office Hero
6 Unique BlackOps: The Research Project, Corporate Dining, Burgers for Sims in Uniform, Some Reading Material, Excellence You Can Taste, Borrowing Ingredients
6 Different Best Friends: Abriella Sheogorath, Abrianna King, Dimitri Plummer, Fredrick Lyles, Naomi Vaughn, Hanson Gilbert
Museum Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen, Young Adult, Adult, Elder