Jumping Jones' - A Random Town Jump (Graveyard Please)

[karlissa]

This story has lots of hilarity in it, especially with the ghosts!

[bubbles]

Thanks! I'm going to miss the ghosts when moving time comes. Sure, they're annoying but they are really fun to have around. Plus, Luna and Ginny should learn that ghosts are real at a young age.

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Cuteness Galore!

OK, Aiden tutoring Luna isn't exactly super cute, but it happened and Luna got up to a B by the end of Sunday evening.



Hannah: Watcher, my babies have grown up so fast that I'm in need of new cuteness.

a) Ginny hasn't even had her toddler birthday yet. b) What are you trying to say? Just get to the point.

Hannah: Well, I want five children and I only have two. Pretty please can I have more?

Fine, but it is Watcher requirement to post embarrassing pictures of you on the forum.



Aiden: Why have I been cursed with these kids? Why Watcher, why?

A few hours later -



Hannah: Blah! You really need to give these toilets a clean, Watcher.

That's your job. I don't have a plunger that I can poke through the computer screen and I don't plan to buy one any time soon.



Mummy helped Ginny with her birthday candles.



Hannah: My baby is being taken by the sparkles! She was so young!

Relax, those are the birthday sparkles.

Hannah: Oh.

Aiden: Yipee! Nooboo number 2 is a big girl! Hooray!

Ginny, look at the camera and say 'Cheese!'



Ginny: Ga.

Wrong way. I thought Ginny deserved to have her wardrobe shown, since she will just be the help in this story.

Everyday



Formal



Sleepwear



Outerwear



After her birthday, it was straight to work on the toddler training.



Hannah: Just sit on the potty and let it all out.

Ginny: I love you Mummy.

Aww! And the Jones' are never short of cuteness because...



...Here comes Baby Number 3!

Hannah: Yay! Dreams to come true!

Aiden: No! Nightmares do come true!

Luna: Oh great. I hope I don't have to give up my bedroom because I was really starting to enjoy my private balcony!

And the last few bits of cuteness from Eika.







Luna: Ahh! There are no diamonds to cushion my fall!



Luna: Ouch. Bad puppy!

Well, not for long. Eika aged up to a big dog just moments later.



Eika: *Howls*



The sparkles turned Eika into a beautiful, fully grown dog.



Hannah quickly got back to teaching Ginny to walk



Ginny: Mummy so clever!



Hannah's arm: Come to the darkside. We have cookies.

Ginny: Ya!

Monday dawned bright and sunny for Luna's first day of formal education.



Luna: My daddy says school is super fun and he doesn't see why people don't like it. Mummy says school is boring and you don't learn anything useful. What do you think, Mrs Bus Driver?



Miss Bus Driver: *Just ignore her, she did not just claim I was old enough to get married.*

To finish this chapter, Ginny's first word was drama. What a strange first word.



But don't go yet! I need help deciding the new baby's name. Out of these names, which do you think I should use?

Boys: Ron, Harry, Neville
Girls: Hermione, Molly, Minerva

I chose names of character is Harry Potter that don't have anything to do with stars and space, as that is my theme for the heirs.

[azokka361]

Luna is so adorable!
And I vote for Ron and Hermione!

[Pokemon+TheSims :P]

"That's your job. I don't have a plunger that I can poke through the computer screen and I don't plan to buy one any time soon."
 

Anyways, Hannah and Aiden make cute nooboos and I vote Neville and Hermione. Although I wouldn't suggest naming any kids Harry, because if Harry and Ginny are siblings it would be weird (do Neville and Luna end up together? I don't remember  ). Or is that just me?

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"That's your job. I don't have a plunger that I can poke through the computer screen and I don't plan to buy one any time soon."
 

Anyways, Hannah and Aiden make cute nooboos and I vote Neville and Hermione. Although I wouldn't suggest naming any kids Harry, because if Harry and Ginny are siblings it would be weird (do Neville and Luna end up together? I don't remember  ). Or is that just me?

Luna and Neville don't end up together.

Two votes Hermione, one vote Neville and one vote Ron! I will stop the voting in about 12-18 hours, depending on when I remember to do it.

[EllaTheTaco]

Molly and Ron

[bubbles]

Currently the votes stand as such;

Girls
Hermione (2)
Molly (1)
Minerva (0)

Boys
Ron (2)
Neville (1)
Harry (0)

I'm really enjoying this game at the moment and I really hope Luna can complete her requirements on time. However, she is only a child so I just need to focus on the Honor Roll and her painting.

[Dextra2]

I'm voting on Neville for a boy. And I like Minerva as a girl's name.

[bubbles]

I'm going to keep the voting going for another few hours. I wasn't expecting so many response in such a short space of time! Thank you so much!

[bubbles]

Ok guys, the voting is now closed. The winning name will be revealed in the next chapter, which should be revealed this later this morning or in the early evening (BST). I'm so excited right now.  I don't know the gender for certain, although I can have a wild guess...

[bubbles]

A Birth and a Birthday

Luna: Watcher, why does homework have to be so boring? I could be painting a beautiful picture to go towards my SuperMax if you didn't make me do this!



It is a DecaDynasty requirement.

Luna: Then DecaDynasties are torture. Why did mummy and daddy put me through this?

I don't know, I'm not a God.



Aiden celebrated his adult birthday outside the hospital after he had to sort out an emergency.

Aiden: Celebrate good times, come on! Do do do do, do do do do, yaa hoo!



Aiden: Yay, sparkles!



Aiden: Oh. Now I feel old.

Aiden decided to start his midlife crisis at this very hectic time. Two young children, another on the way, a grumpy pregnant lady and now a mad man with a midlife crisis. Wow.

Aiden: I want a new house.

Have you not understood the whole point of this DecaDynasty?

Aiden: I want to divorce Hannah.

You'll be the one moving out then.

Aiden: Maybe I'll stick with her then...

The next afternoon, Hannah went into labour just before she autonomously played chase with Eika.



Hannah: Ahh!

Come on, you've done it twice already!

Hannah: That's not how it works!



Hannah: It's nearly here! I'm nearly a mother of three. I'm so excited, door!



Hannah: No! A baby girl! I wanted a boy!



Not the welcome Hermione Jones wanted, but still, we have a new burrito the enjoy.

Aiden: Oo, a burrito! Can I eat it?

No.



For now, Hermione gets to sleep in the corner of her parents bedroom.

Aiden: Great. Now her crying will wake me up in the night!

Luna: Aww, a new baby! What are her traits?

She is a good little girl and is very athletic like her younger, older sister Ginny. She also loves grey.

Luna: Cool!



The Jones' were going to go to the park.

Ginny: Dada, do we have to go?

Aiden: Yes.

However, Hannah got stuck on the terrace (Literally) and I had to resetsim her. This is what happens when you reset a sim when they're holding a baby;

1.

Hannah: I dropped the baby. Big deal.

2.

Aiden: Floating baby! Wow, Hannah gave birth to a magician.

Just so we're clear, I don't have Showtime.

3.

Hannah: Gosh, this baby weighs a tonne! I've had less of a work-out at the gym!

You've never been to the gym.

Hannah: Yes I have. It was before you came along and started controlling our lives!

To finish off, Hannah bought a moodlet manager to control her anger issues.



Hannah: Watcher away!

Blast

Still here.

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The Mad House

Luna decided to get some peace from the madness inside.



Luna: Ahh, no more stupid sisters to get on my paintbrush.



You love her really! [Bad picture by bad photographer]

Luna: She gets on my paintbrush all the time though!

Are you sure you don't mean nerves?

Luna: Daddy says nerves because daddy is a genius who knows everything about my body. I'm an artistic genius who says paintbrush because paintbrushes are cool.

Ok...



Yes, that is Skip Broke dressed as a cow plant. You'd think that such a poor family would spend money on a better house or food. But no, they spend it on a cow plant costume for Spooky Day. The Jones' didn't do trick or treating. The house is too mad for that.



Hannah: Yay, it's my birthday!

Aiden: I completely forgot about that. I was just about to have my genius sleep.

To be honest, I forgot to.





Hannah: Looking good Hannah! Looking good.

Hannah had a midlife crisis as well. Two midlife crisis', three young girls, a dog and a mad doctor do not make for an easy life, so Aiden decided to hire a maid.



Aiden: Hi, guy on the end of the service line! I would like a maid to keep my house clean. Life is kind of mad at Remington Manor.

Guy at the end of the service line: How dirty is your house?

Aiden: Very dirty.

Guy at the end of the service line: We'll send one right away. I've heard about the mad folk who live there.

Aiden: Hey!

Hannah rolled a wish for yet another child. I couldn't really say no as Hannah wants five kids to fulfil her lifetime wish.



Aiden: Hannah, the floor's wet. Did you wet yourself with excitement?

Hannah: No, that was the dog.

Aiden: EIKA!!!



Ginny: Kiddi kaba! Mi to baba! Kiddi kaba... [Authors simlish]

That's enough. Nevertheless, Ginny is very cute around her imaginary friend doll.



After lots of hard work, Luna made it onto the Honor Roll on her third day of school!

Luna: No big deal. We don't do art until we're thirteen. What is the point of school if we don't do art?

So the children who aren't the heirs of a DecaDynasty can learn things that will help them later in life.

Luna: Well, they're the lucky people. They don't have an annoying watcher

To keep Eika happy, the Jones' adopted a little puppy, Freddie.



Luna: He's so tiny!



Hannah: I'm so tired I feel sick. Uh oh...



Hannah: Blah, blah! I really need to sleep!

I don't think that's the case, Hannah.



Freddie was dreaming about lobster. Dream on, puppy, dream on.



I must say, Ginny looks surprisingly happy for a child who has been left in her highchair all morning and is missing her sisters birthday.



Hannah: Yay, no more nooboos!



Hannah: Make a wish Hermione!

Hermione: *I wish for less mad parents.*



She aged up into an adorable toddler who looks more like a Ginny than a Hermione!



Hermione's everyday wear



Her favourite colour's actually grey, but I dressed her in blue instead.

Formal wear



Sleepwear



That came from UL. I didn't even know it existed!

Outerwear



Hannah spoke too soon about the nooboo thing.



Hannah: Oh great, more kids.



You were the one who wanted more, not me.

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Babies of all Sizes

Luna has been getting to know some of the boys at school. I've found two prospects so far.



That's Marcel Stephenson. He's kind of cute, but whether he lives in town is unknown...



Luna: Rock, paper, scissors... Did I just win?



Luna: I did! Paper covers rock, so I win! Take that Marcel!



Marcel: I lost! That's so not fair.

Rock, paper, scissors is a game of luck. Get used to losing, especially if you're homeless. Here's a reminder of what happens when a Jones child is hungry;



Hermione: Ragh! Mione want FOOD!

Give it a rest.



Luna: Naw! The Flying Dinosaur is cleared for landing on Runway L. Naw!

Soon enough, Luna outgrew her childish habits and had her teenager birthday.



Luna: I wish for quieter siblings and a less annoying watcher.

Hey!



Luna: Yay, the little ones have stopped crying. My wish came true!





Luna: Get this hair off my head. Now.

I think it quite suits you but OK.

Luna: Wish number two obviously didn't come true then.

Everyday wear. I opted for something comfy and casual.



Formal wear



Sleepwear



Meanwhile, Hannah is teaching Hermione how to walk.



Hermione: Wow, Mione's nearly learned walkies!



Now you just look hypnotized, Hermione.

Ginny's child birthday came far too soon.



Hannah: Not that spot Ginny! You nearly made me give birth!

Ginny: I wish for no new sisters or brothers.

Good luck with that.



Scary cross eyes!





Ginny: Where did my skirt go? Give me some trousers before Daddy wakes up!

He's exhausted, you won't be seeing him for awhile.



Ginny eventually found something to put on top of her knickers.



Hannah: Agh! The baby's coming! I haven't even finished my cake yet.



Hannah: Oh no! The baby's coming right now! I don't have time to get professional help. The girls are all upstairs, Aiden's asleep and all I have for company are the dogs! What use are they when I'm in labour?

Aiden won't be much help, anyway.

Hannah: Good point.



Hannah: Here we go again...



We welcome another baby girl (I only used watermelons on the first pregnancy and even used two apples for Hermione!). But I'm going to be mean. You'll have to wait until next time to find out about baby x...

 

[karlissa]

Man, will the chaos end at the next house? I hope not.