One time I was playing my Sims, and I directed one of them to look at the paper and get a job. Well, my game lags (a lot), so it took a while for him to walk out the door and grab the paper. So, as I usually do, I yelled "Get a job you bum!" right as my dad walks in the kitchen.
So I had to quickly explain that, no, I wasn't talking to
you, I was talking to my sim.
My dad just laughed, grabbed a soda and walked back into his room to watch tv.
On another occasion I scared my dad. One of my sims (pregnant) was cooking dinner. Well, Murphy's Law decided to show itself and she went into labor. While she was cooking. The house caught on fire, leaving her both screaming over the flames consuming her kitchen and screaming because she was having her second kid. I'm yelled "And now the house is on fire! That's just great!" My dad comes running into the kitchen like, "Where? What fire?"
Had to explain that I was playing the sims. My dad just shook his head and walked away.