The Jawarholal Immortal Dynasty-Graveyard Please

[Swirl-Girl]

Offspring is a fun name, but in giving credit where credit is due, the names that will appear in this dynasty came from PM's with Squirt.

Daww, *Blush*.
Not all of them though. There were a couple that you vetoed. I don't recall submitting more to fill the void. I will now, Justin Kase.

[Rhoxi]

Oh, poor, poor Offspring. That sparkly magic baby has no idea what it's in for.

[Swirl-Girl]

That sparkly magical baby is in for the the time of its life!

[PeregrineTook]

The morning after Offspring Jawarholal was born...
Jamal:  Mr. Smooch'ems!!  Mr. Smooch'ems!!



Mr. Smooch'ems:  Yes, Jamal?
Jamal:  I found a baby!  It's Offspring! It's mine!
Mr. Smooch'ems:  Perhaps it might be more pleasant for the poor child if you start using the pronoun "he" instead of "it?"



Jamal:  I taught him a trick!
Mr. Smooch'ems:  Stealing candy from him is not him doing a trick.
Jamal:  But I like candy!
Mr. Smooch'ems:  Where was Becky going in such a hurry?
Jamal:  She had an issue with broken glass.



Mr. Smooch'ems:  Heavens!  Is she okay?
Jamal:  Why wouldn't she be?



Mr. Smooch'ems:  Did she cut herself?



Jamal:  No, why would she?
Mr. Smooch'ems:  I thought you said she had an issue with broken glass?
Jamal:  Yes.  The glass wasn't broken, so she had to go take care of that.
Mr. Smooch'ems:  ...



Art:  I finished a still life of the baby.
Agri:  Thank goodness it wasn't me for once!
Angler:  I have a girlfriend!



Becky:  Look!  I found a dirty lamp.  A strangely glowing dirty lamp.  A strangely glowing dirty lamp that seems to have a person in it.



Genie:  I am the genie of the lamp!
Becky:  Hi, Genie!  We both have red hair!  We must be twins!
Genie:  Umm, yes, anyway, since you have released me from the lamp, you get to...
Becky:  OH!!  I know this one!  I released you, so I get to...



Becky:  make funny faces at you!

Mr. Smooch'ems:  When we finally convinced Becky to wish for fortune, we added on to the house.
Jamal:  We built the Vault of Rememberization!!
Mr. Smooch'ems:  Yes.  We did that.



Mr. Smooch'ems:  Following the hallway, you come to a door that can only be opened by an immortal.



Mr. Smooch'ems:  And then you ascend two flights of stairs to the vault...which is covered in some strange dojo style roof...?
Jamal:  I thought it said donut, not dojo.  I was disappointed.



Mr. Smooch'ems:  And finally, we reach the vault.  Notice that Jamal's area is already done in purple.  And has toilet paper hanging on the walls.
Jamal:  You never know when you might need it!

[RainBeau]

Oh, I forgot Jamal was Evil! His craziness has really been overshadowing that lately.

[Swirl-Girl]

But, but, but, It makes candy!
And, Mr. Smooch'ems? You need to get hip, dawg. If you have glass it has to be broken.
Oh, Becky!

[MarianT]

The Vault of Rememberization gave me a smile. Now all you need is recolorable toilet paper.

[ILoveDolls]

The Vault of Rememberization gave me a smile. Now all you need is recolorable toilet paper.

I loved that. The Vault of Rememberization! Lol.

This is a very fun story with lots of comedy and yes, purple toilet paper! I CANNOT wait to see what you come up with next.

[Eldridge]

I love looking at the house that you're build Pippin. That was a unique one!

And the story is hilarious as always. Thumb up!

[karlissa]

Man, this is amazing

[PeregrineTook]

Mr. Smooch'ems:  Art is really building a bit of a reputation around the house.  Not as that immensely talented painter that we'd all hoped he'd become...



Mr. Smooch'ems:  but instead, as that really creepy guy who has boundary issues.



Jamal:  When Art said he was going to paint my wife while she was sleeping, I expected she'd be a different color when she woke up.
Mr. Smooch'ems:  Well, you must have been terribly disappointed.



Mr. Smooch'ems:  And here's another young man invading the sanctity of the master bedroom, but at least this one has a better reason.



Mr. Smooch'ems:  Since Jamal is also working on the fishing skill, Angler has become the part-time nanny and maid.
Angler:  Who's the cutest little boy ever?  Who's the cutest little boy ever?
Offspring:  (thinking) Wait, no one told me there'd be a quiz!  I'm not sure...maybe that kid from the 80's sitcom Webster?



Becky:  Thanks for watching Offspring for me.  I'm just going to watch TV the old school way.



Kirstin:  Still only at level 6 of gardening, it's time to do something extreme!!



(silence)



Jamal:  Here, fishy, fishy, fishy!!!



Jamal:  This baby crocodile's name must be "Fishy!"



Art:  I finally finished the cover art for Agri's new children's book, "James and the Giant Apple!"
Agri:  It was a peach.
Art:  It was...AW MAN!!



Kirstin:  Hey, wait, this is a library.  This place is too quiet for a birthday party.
Everyone else : (Whispering)  yay.  hooray.



Kirstin:  You know, some women can't handle aging up gracefully, but me, I look rather...old...



Becky:  I'm holding a baby near an open flame.  This is probably a bad idea...



Jamal:  Is his head on fire?
Becky:  Umm, no...it's always been like that...



Becky:  He has your eyes.
Jamal:  Okay, but I'll need them back when he's done with them.
Offspring:  (thinking) I look as cute as Emmanuel Lewis!



Becky:  ...now some people will tell you that we Sims are just part of a big game, but that's simply called "mythology."
Jamal:  Haha, Simply.

[MarianT]

I love it that everyone is whispering yay, hooray. And poor Art, with James and the Giant Apple.

[ILoveDolls]

Insane sims are really fun aren't they!

I'm with Marian, that whole *whispers* hooray thing was hilarious.

[RainBeau]

Offspring is so cute! Art is so creepy! Kirstin is so old! Great update.

[PeregrineTook]

I've been having issues with this file as my gardeners don't seem to want to level up their skill and they're both at 6.  After a full day of reading the gardening books in that last update, neither one had advanced at all.  I'm about to go back in game and see if it has magically resolved itself.  Fingers crossed!