CHAPTER 1, THE WAKE-UP CALL
2:00 AM on what seemed like a regular day for Luisa LibrosPippin: (In haunting, ghostly voice) Luisa. Luisa. Go to the mirror.
Luisa: Who is it? And is that your
real voice? I mean, come on, no one
really talks like that.
Pippin: (In his normal voice) Fine, is this better?
Luisa: About the same, actually.
Pippin: Someone's grumpy!
Luisa: Whatd'ya expect? You wake me up at 2 in the morning and want flowers and puppies? Ain't gonna happen. Now, what do you want?
Pippin: Luisa, you are going to be the founder of a decadynasty.
Luisa: Is this a joke? Am I being pranked? Nina and Dina, is that you?
Pippin: No, it's not TweedleDee and TweedleDum. I am your Watcher.
Luisa: Shall I call you Watcher then? How about Watchy? Maybe Dubs, you know, short for W?
Pippin: There are those who call me...Pippin.
Luisa: Why do they call you that?
Pippin: Because it's my name. You're right, you're obviously too tired to think clearly. We'll chat more in the morning.
(The next day)
Pippin: Ah, here you are with the Tweedles.
Luisa: Can they hear you?
Pippin: No, but they can hear you. I can hear your thoughts, Luisa.
Luisa: Well, that's certainly invasion of privacy!
Pippin: I only hear them when you direct them to me. I'm not some sort of creeper or something!
Pippin: I'll be sending a llama by the house to get the Tweedles out of your way so you'll have more time to focus.
Luisa: A llama? Like some mystical creature sent by a divine power?
Pippin: A mystical..? No. Not at all. I meant the mascot from Sims University. Help get the Tweedles convinced to go there. Given how gullible they are, it shouldn't be much of a challenge.
Luisa: Valid point. By the way, make it a guy. Nina hasn't said no to a guy for as long as I've known her.
Pippin: As for you, dynasty founder,
let's work on that charisma skill.
Luisa: No worries, I love reading, but why improve my charisma?
Pippin: Oh, did I forget to mention you need to find a husband?
Luisa: WHAT?!?
Pippin: So (crakle crackle)rry there seems (crackle crackle) to be (crackle) a bad (crackle) connection (crackle crackle) I'm going through (crackle) a tunnel...
Luisa: Pippin? Hello? Grrr...
(Later that day)
Pippin: Oh, hey there. I sent the llama around. He seems to still be there...anyway, how's the charisma coming along?
Luisa: Great!
Pippin: Fantastic! Show us a charming Miss Simerica wave.
Oh...we're in trouble...
Okay, theTweedles are having a party. Why don't you try chatting up some of the guests?
Really, Luisa? The only elder in the room?
Luisa: Just building up my confidence a bit.
Pippin: What do you have in mind?
(Wicked gleam in Luisa's eye is all the answer she gives)
Pippin: Oh...umm...
and dancing too? Maybe we're not in as much trouble as I thought...
(The next morning)
Dina: Wait, you're saying the strange llama fellow doesn't come from another country?!?
Luisa: Nope, University is a place where people go to learn and get better jobs and have the chance to meet new people and experience life-changing things.
Dina: I like quitting my jobs. I should go to the Mystical Land of University.
Luisa: Again, it's not another country. It's actually about a half hour's drive away. You aren't listening, are you?
Pippin: Well done, Luisa.
Luisa: An ice cream truck? Really?
Pippin: Well, you have to give them something special now and again. So about finding you a husband...
Luisa: UGH!
Note: This story is actually interactive with the Miscellaneous Story "Increasing a Few Degrees: The Calientes Go to College"Increasing a Few Degrees: The Calientes Go to College