Increasing a Few Degrees: The Calientes Go to College, Final Chapter

[PeregrineTook]

This is a subsidiary story going along with the decadynasty I'm currently doing.  Hope you enjoy both!
The Libros Decadynasty
Nina:  Hi, I'm Nina.  There's like some weird green diamond over my head...?  Must be Lucy.  I hear she's in the sky with diamonds.

Dina:  And I'm Dina...oh wait, I just realized our names rhyme.
Nina:  OMG!  You're totally right!
(A moment of shared laughter)
Oh, and that's Luisa with the glasses.  She lives with us, but she's not really that important. 
Nina:  Today, I decided to throw a party.

Dina:  A tea party?!? 
Nina:  No, a boy-girl party, only without inviting any other girls.
(Shared laughter again)

Nina:  Hey, what are you doing, D?
Dina:  Telling my dreamy boss that I'm quitting my job.  I mean, I've been there so long I'm all the way up to level 5!  I could practically retire at this point!  Guess I'll go get a part-time job at the bookstore since boring Luisa is going there to buy a stupid book anyway.  See ya!
Nina:  Now that they're gone, think I'll text a woohooty call.

Nina:  Thanks for coming over so quickly.

and you can leave now.  Thanks.

Nina:  Who is it?
Strange Llama Guy:  I'm here to tell you about the great opportunities awaiting you at Sims University!

Nina:  Hold that thought just a quick sec.  I've got to take care of some company real quick-like.

Nina:  Come on over here, Captain!

Nina:  Okay, Llama man, I'm all done.  You can come in.

Dina:  What comes before Part B?
Nina:  I don't know, what?
Dina:  Part-A!!!!

Nina:  ?
Luisa:  It's funny because it sounds like par-tay...
(Shared laughter)

Dina:  Hi, strange llama guy!
Strange Llama Guy:  I have a name, you know.

Strange Llama Guy:  Names are overrated.
Nina:  You should spend the night before you head back to that foreign country you came from.
Strange Llama Guy:  No, University isn't a...I mean, thank you kindly, ma'am.  I appreciate the hospitality as I'm so far from home.

Dina:  Wait, you're saying the strange llama fellow doesn'tcome from another country?!?

Luisa:  Nope, University is a place where people go to learn and get better jobs and have the chance to meet new people and experience life-changing things.
Dina:  I like quitting my jobs.  I should go to the Mystical Land of University.
Luisa:  Again, it's not another country.  It's actually about a half hour's drive away.  You aren't listening, are you?

Nina:  Can you leave quietly, please?  I'm trying to sleep.

Dina:  So, I've heard some interesting things about the Kingdom of University, and I think we should go there.
Nina:  Are there guys there?
Dina:  That's the interesting thing I heard about it.
Nina:  I'm in.  Let's fill out these paper thingies and see what happens.

Nina:  Hmmm...
Dina:  Uhh......

Dina:  Square root?  Must be a trick question.  Trees are round.

Nina:  Eeinie, meanie, miney moe...
Scores:  Dina-1176, Nina 1235

Nina:  You mean I get a 1000 simolean scholarship?  You mean it will cover all but 50 simoleans for my sister and I to take 6 credits in our first semester?  What are credits?  And what's a semester?

Dina:  They sent an ice cream truck to get us?  I love this magic kingdom already!!
Tune in next time to see the ditzy..I mean..."academic" young ladies arrive on campus

[RainBeau]

*dies noisily from laughter in the corner*

This is awful. I love it. Can they get more dumb? Wow.

[PeregrineTook]

Thanks!  It's hard to write characters as being effectively dumb.

[Eldridge]

Nina and Dina Calliente are my favorite character when I play Sims 2 back when. Glad that you feature them in your story and they are hilarious too. I just want to see what will becoming of them in your hand, Pippin.

[PeregrineTook]

Nina:  So, we arrived on campus and were directed to our dorm.
Dina:  Dorm is a funny word.  It's like "dumb" and "form" had a baby.
Nina:  Words can't have babies!

Dina:  This is our room.
Nina:  We called dibs on it.
Dina:  Everyone has to go along with dibs.  There's a law.  I'm pretty sure.

Nina:  We got to the dorm about the same time as the other...people...who are staying here.
Dina:  Dorm must mean castle.
Nina:  Oooo!!  Does that make us the princesses?!?
Dina:  Obviously!  Not like there's any competition.  Like, not at all. 
Let's get a wardrobe change, Princess Nina!
Nina:  Obso-tutely, Princess D!  Luisa said there were social groups that are based on stereotypes.  What type of stereo are you gonna be?

Dina:  I'm going with nerd.
Nina:  Nice look!
Dina:  Yeah, I'm like Jenny on that show "The Large Boom Theorem."

Nina:  I'm going with jock.
Dina:  Now let's go show people how much better than them we are!

This is Asala.  A drama queen, maybe, but not a princess!
Nina:  Aww, you've made your first enemy. 
This could be my knight in shining armor.

Anoki:  Hi there.  I'm Anoki.  Are you a jock like me?
Nina:  Hi Atari!  I'm Nina and I'm...yeah...a jock...and stuff...you know...athletic and stuff.

Garrison:  Hi, I'm Garrison Fort.
Dina:  Nice bow tie.
Garrison:  Bow ties are cool!

Dina:  What are you working on, Nina-bee?
Nina:  I'm writing a love note to my professor.  I have a date with him in a few minutes.
Dina:  Is that allowed?
Nina:  The brochure said it was a friendly and accessible staff!

Nina:  Hi, Professor Rodgers!  Wanna make out?
Professor Rodgers:  You just might be my favorite student.

Dina:  I suppose as an art major, I should learn how to paint something other than my nails.

Professor Rodgers:  So, physical education is all about...
Nina:  Oh, I know how physical works.  And after our sport, we should hit the showers.

I am sooooooooooooo getting an A!!

Dina:  Okay, creepy older guy, here's your autograph.
Creepy older guy:  (Squeals like a little girl)
Dina:  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to a party!

Nina:  I won't be making it, I'm working on my grades.

Dina:  What a funny way of drinking.  Good thing I have the magical skirt of obscuring so no one can see anything.

Woah...I'm dizzy...and the guys seem to have all become more attractive...
Miles Forthright:  Maybe I should walk you out?

Dina:  K, goodnight schweetie.

Nina:  Something went wrong.  There's an extra girl in our room.  An extra guy would have been fine, but this...
Dina:  We clearly called dibs, but someone's sleeping in my bed!  I am soooooooo calling the police.  Or my mom.

[RainBeau]

Ooh, risqué! Now that's an unconventional way to raise grades...this must be a really fun file to play.

[PeregrineTook]

Ooh, risqué! Now that's an unconventional way to raise grades...this must be a really fun file to play.

Fun, yes, but also challenging since it puts the Luisa timeline on complete hold, then we come back and it's the same day we left.  You see, time's not linear, it's more like a big bowl of wibbly-wobbly, timey-whimey....stuff.

[Eldridge]

Nice update. Hahaha, I love what you do with Calliente Sisters. I'll support this style for them one hundred percent.

You know, why I say Caliente Sisters are my favorite character in TS2? Because I love to make them suffer! Muahahaha
How dare Dina messed up with Morty (and Bella) when she just have Michael Bachelor as former husband.
For Nina I don't have the same grudge like Dina exactly but it has something to do with Cassandra.

I remember how I play TS2 before it's like what you show here. One of them just studying like a nerds (but keep being friend with professor) and other just... uh.. like these sisters do.

I just want to found out more what will happened to them *snicker*

[PeregrineTook]

Nice update. Hahaha, I love what you do with Calliente Sisters. I'll support this style for them one hundred percent.

You know, why I say Caliente Sisters are my favorite character in TS2? Because I love to make them suffer! Muahahaha

Why thank you!  I'm glad you're enjoying the writing style.
I'm not deliberately trying to make things go badly for them, they're just good at finding bad stuff  :=)

[PeregrineTook]

Nina:  Well, I should probably make sure I get extra credit in my physical education class

and now that I'm done with that, let's see if we have any mail from Luisa.
Dina:  Oh, make sure she's remembering to water my fish!!

Nina:  Okay.  So, what are you up to now, D?

Dina:  I'm practicing drawing words!  They're made of letters!
Nina:  Wow, I've heard that I could letter in a sport too!  If I letter in enough sports, we could spell words!

Then again, I'd rather have snacks than sports.

Dina:  I'd rather have snacks than go to class.  Audible sigh.

Nina:  I also sigh audibly.
Dina:  Well, class is over.  Time to buid up my nerd cred!

Hi there!  I'm Dina.
Alfred:  H-h-hi....I'm Alfred...Alfred Jobbs.

Dina:  Hi Alfred Alfred Jobbs!  You know, I like quitting jobs!
Alfred:  I...umm...oh...

Nina:  Time for another study session with Professor Rodgers.

So, you'll leave as soon as we're done, right?  I have class in the morning....with you, actually.

Dina:  The paparazzi thinks I'm nerdtastic!
Alfred:  I think you're...pretty great...too..
Dina:  Awww, you're a sweetie!

Nina:  And we close the day with a handsome man sneaking into my bed.  All is right with the world.

[RainBeau]

*shakes head* Just when you thought they couldn't get any dumber. Wow. Water my fish?! Hahaha

Alfred seems like a sweetie. I'm a sucker for Socially Awkward types.

[Eldridge]

Nice update, Pippin. I just don't know to say anymore for the dumbness things that they make, haha.

Yes, Alfred is kinda nice. I love his name also, that name is remind me of my first story character, Alfred Russel. Alfred here, he was the one of Beau's victim for DNA samples. But, that story is over when you learned that DNA samples don't travel well.

[PeregrineTook]

*shakes head* Just when you thought they couldn't get any dumber. Wow. Water my fish?! Hahaha

Nice update, Pippin. I just don't know to say anymore for the dumbness things that they make, haha.

Indeed, I'm having fun stressing their lack of the genius trait  :=)

Alfred seems like a sweetie. I'm a sucker for Socially Awkward types.

Yes, Alfred is kinda nice. I love his name also, that name is remind me of my first story character, Alfred Russel. Alfred here, he was the one of Beau's victim for DNA samples. But, that story is over when you learned that DNA samples don't travel well.

Alfred just kind of struck me as that sweet but awkward kid.  He seems like an obvious keeper, but since Dina thinks fish must be watered, who knows if she'll pick up on that?

[PeregrineTook]

CHAPTER 4

Nina:  So, I wake up this morning, and Professor Rodgers is in my dorm talking to some other girl!

I was totally disappointed in him, so I woke up the muscular gent sleeping next to me and we went to have words with the professor.

Professor Rodgers:  Oh, hey Nina.  You're my best student, you know.  Are you still on for our study session later?  You're doing great in my classes. 
Nina:  Oh, sure thing.  See you then!

Dina:  So, do you remember Asala?  The drama queen who I totally hate?
Nina:  Yeah, why?

Dina:  Well, she was totally cool with letting me practice my drawing skills by doing a nude sketch of her.  Isn't that sweet?
Nina:  Umm, yeah, in a really...creepy way...

Dina:  Later, I went to my art class and practiced drawing letters again.

Nina:  Isn't that called taking notes?
Dina:  Notes?  No way, this isn't a music class!
Nina: Well, I have to run.  I'm meeting Professor Rodgers at the Professors' household.

Dina:  I have a date too.  Alfred Alfred is taking me to the comic book store.

Nina:  Umm, yay?
Dina:  Yeah, it was actually pretty cool, but then I got a dare.  I had to successfully kiss a random Sim successfully.

Alfred:  I...umm...if you need someone to...
Dina:  Oh, that's sweet, but it said someone random.  You're someone specific.

Alfred:  Oh...yeah...

Dina:  Oh, this one worked.
Paul:  Hi, I'm Paul Biden.  You maybe want to become romantically involved with me?
Dina:  Okay.
Alfred:  (Sigh)

Nina:  Professor Rodgers, what a nice bed you have.  Thanks for asking me to stay over.

[Eldridge]

Love the update, Pippin! I just waiting your story from a couple days ago, I'm glad to able read your story again

Oh, Alfred... *sigh*

(Ohhh, I just realized that I knew that name that you used for. That's from LOTR! No wonder why that was so familiar *lol* It's take time for me to realize)