The Seville Immortal Dynasty - FAILED, Please Graveyard

[Pyro0001]

                                                             The Seville Immortal Dynasty

Hello readers! As you know I failed The Blackburn Dynasty, because the 2nd generation, Katie, drowned! But not to worry, I’m making a new story! Here is our founder Damion. Isn’t he cute?



His Traits:
Green Thumb
Natural Cook
Angler
Hopeless Romantic
Charismatic

His favourites…
Colour: Red
Music: Electronica
Food: Waffles

Star sign: Aquarius

I’m playing him in Appaloosa Plains this time, because it’s such an interesting town. Plus, it has lots of fish for him to catch…his supermax skill is going to be Fishing.

IMMORTAL ONE: DAMION SEVILLE

Lifetime Wish: Presenting the Perfect 5-Star Aquarium
Career: Angler (Level 5)
SuperMax Skill: Fishing (Mastered)
Building:
Property:
Lifetime Rewards: Jetsetter, Legendary Host
6 Best Friends: Benjamin Schmidt
BlackOps: A Funny Looking Fish, Fresh Fish

[Trip]

Sorry to hear about the sudden failure of the Blackburns, but Appaloosa Plains is awesome and your founder is adorable. Good luck!

[Eldridge]

Yes, he is adorable. I love your idea to play with different Sims. I'm kinda missed Chantelle though.
Good luck with your story, Pyro! And please be careful this time

[Pyro0001]

Thank Eldridge, I will. I just took a whole heap of screenshots, so hopefully I can string a story together. Oh, and I recently just bought the Supernatural expansion pack (long story...)! So this dynasty will have zombies, vampires, heaps of new hairstyles, and a more interesting plot

[Pyro0001]

CHAPTER ONE - Fish, Zombies, And Stange Voices in my Head

Hello Damion.

Damion: AAAAGGGH! What was that voice??

It’s that question that drives us, Damion.

Damion: The Matrix?

No! The question is ‘why the heck there’s a voice in your head’!

Damion: Well…why is there a voice in my head?

To be honest, I have no idea. Just…pretend I’m not here.

Damion: How? You’re a voice in my head!

Just be quiet and start fishing!

Damion: Yes sir.



Damion: Ooh…I feel something pulling on the line!

Good.  Reel it in, quick.

Damion: It’s a minnow!

That’s good Damion. Now keep on fishing! You need to get to at least Level Two in your fishing skill!
 


Damion: Oh, hang on, I can feel another tug!

OK, go! Get it!

Damion: EEEUUUGGHH!!!

What is THAT?

Damion: It’s…a frog or something, but it’s HUGE!!

Perhaps it swam here from Australia?

Damion: Probably, but…how could a frog swim halfway across the world?

Let’s ignore the regulations of the universe and get on with life.

Damion: OK, *shudder*



That night

It’s a full moon tonight, Damion, and I think you should get into the fire station, quick!

Damion: Why?

Because a zombie could, eat your brains or something.

Damion: Oh, yes, um…I’ll get inside ASAP.



Damion, wake up! Damion!

Damion: Yawn…

Damion, seriously, I can hear moaning!

Damion: Oh, don’t be silly. If it really is zombies, they wouldn’t be able to get in here. I locked the door!

OK, I’ll check downstairs…



…Aaaahhh!!!

Damion: What?

A zombie!!

Damion: AAAAAAHHHH!! It’s almost as terrifying as Arlo Bunch!

Well…maybe not THAT terrifying.



Oh my God…it’s in the fire station!

Damion: Where is it going? It’s headed towards that office.



Phew. It’s just gone on the computer.

Damion: Well…this is certainly a laugh. I should take a picture of this and post it on Facebook. I can visualise the title now…‘Cowgirl Zombie checks blog’.
 

[Pyro0001]

CHAPTER TWO - A Bad Romance

What are you doing?

Damion: I’m learning gardening!

Cool. OK, I just checked your inventory, and you have some wolfsbane and mandrake seeds!

Damion: Win!



What are you doing?

Damion: Can you stop saying that? I’m tending my garden.

OK, OK! Anyway, you should visit the Cat Jungle. I heard there are some seeds there.

Damion: Fine, I’ll go there in a minute.



Later

Damion: OK, I just found some mushrooms…oh hello!

Gracie Loveland: Hi! I’m Gracie.

She’s cute!

Gracie: Who said that?

Damion: Oh…sorry. That was me. I was, er, just practising my ventriloquism.

*Facepalm*



One hour of chatting later

Gracie: Hey, it was really nice talking to you, but I should head home. Maybe we should catch up?

Damion: Sure, how about…tomorrow?

Damion, you sound so desperate! Girls hate that.

Gracie: Ventriloquism again?

Damion: Err…no. That was my phone. I think my mum is trying to call me.

*Double Facepalm*



The next morning

Damion: Hey Gracie!

Gracie: Hi! Also, I just wanted to tell you that I love you.

Damion: That’s cool. I love you too.

This has to be the worst start to a relationship I’ve ever seen!

Damion: Umm…mum? Call me later! I’m chatting to one of my…friends.

*Triple Facepalm* Oops, hang on, that’s not possible



Damion: Anyway, do you want to be my girlfriend?

Gracie: No…

Damion: Oh, that’s a shame. I really liked you…

Gracie: I want to be your wife.

What?!

Damion: Um…OK. Gracie Loveland, will you marry me?

Gracie: Yes, yes!

This is so cheesy.



Gracie: Let’s get married right now! I love you Damion

Damion: I love you too.

Talk about a whirlwind romance…



Later

Gracie: OK…Watcher? Damion just told me about you.

Yes Gracie, I am real.

Gracie: Awesome! Anyway, can I have my makeover now?

Sure



Damion: The builders just left. This is our new home!

Gracie: Yes, luckily I remembered to bring my car. Instant money!



NEXT TIME: Nooboos!!

[RainBeau]

Good start! Great genes in this dynasty once again. The zombie bit was quite funny.

[Anna33]

I really like the look of the house in that last image, Gracie is beautiful by the way. I think I'll have to play as her more often.

[Candy]

Very funny. I like the humour, I'm desperately waiting for the nooboo!

[Pyro0001]

Good start! Great genes in this dynasty once again. The zombie bit was quite funny.

Thanks rosa. Speaking of zombies, I recently had a zombie death near the Seville home! It was really weird.

I really like the look of the house in that last image, Gracie is beautiful by the way. I think I'll have to play as her more often.

I'll have a picture of the exterior soon. Yes, Gracie is pretty! Although she does have Commitment Issues, she really is a good option for a female spouse!

Very funny. I like the humour, I'm desperately waiting for the nooboo!

Thanks Candy. The nooboo was born today! Not saying anything though Although I will say it's adorable!

[Eldridge]

Gracie is a good looking Sims. Bravo for Damion! Love your sense of humor here, it's make me smile! Keep it up, Pyro!

[Pyro0001]

Thanks Eldridge. It makes me smile too to hear that people like my story!

Here is a picture of the Seville house. I'll probably build a new one soon with all the deathfish Damion is catching. And for some strange reason, the furniture disappears when you look through the windows.

[Eldridge]

That was a nice house, Pyro. It's look great. My first house is barely resemble a house, I usually use a premade house a lot and renovating it lol. I was kinda suck when building something, especially when making something look like real

I though there's a new update so I check this thread. Well, waiting for next update!
Oh, don't worry I'll not missing anything because your story already bookmarked!
Good luck.

[Pyro0001]

Chapter Three – The Nooboo

Damion: Did I mention that Gracie brought along her adorable cat, Babycakes?

No, but she is cute!



Gracie: Yay, I’m pregnant!

Congrats! Now, go back to your sculpting station. NOW!

Gracie: Yes sir.



Damion: Bwahaha! Take that zombie!

Zombie: Brains…

What are doing?!

Damion: I have no idea, actually. One minute I was fishing and the next this zombie has been impaled by my fishing rod.

Well, you’d better take it out of her body. I don’t want you to be arrested, or even worse, have this story deleted by a group of angry moderators because of all the blood and gore.

Damion: I’m not going to answer that.



Later

Gracie: OWWWW!!!! Take me to a hospital!!!!

Damion! Stop freaking out and call an ambulance! Your wife is in labour!

Damion: Sorry, I seem to have forgotten everything.

It’s only three…*sigh*. I’ll call them.



A few hours of terrible pain later

Gracie: Welcome to the world…Jean-Luc Seville!

Jean-Luc? Why call him that?

Damion: Since we aren’t actually allowed to visit France, we decided the next best thing was to have a French son!

I think I need to prescribe you some really strong medication.



The next morning

With the massive influx of simoleons we got from Damion having that Midas Touch potion, The Seville residence has been upgraded!

Damion: Wow! It’s got a garage! With a vintage car!

I know. I just wanted to say, ‘Thank you’.

Damion: For what?

For making me rich! Bwahahahaha!

Exterior



Floorplan



Damion: Yay! I now feel awesome when driving to the pond.

You know, I think that car looks rather dashing.



Later

Damion: Aww. You’re adorable. But seriously, how can you drink this green gloop? Yeuch.



Gracie: It’s Jean-Luc’s birthday!

We know!

Damion: Get on with it.

Gracie: Wow. You guys are so mean.



He’s really cute!

Gracie: Yeah, look at his little smile…



That night

It’s now Babycakes’ birthday!

Gracie: My poor little kitty!



Damion: Don’t worry, she still looks practically the same.



Tee hee, I just had to include this picture! This old fairy with tiny pink fairy wings attempted (and failed) to cast a ‘Chattering Teeth’ trick on Damion! It was absolutely hilarious

[Eldridge]

Welcome Jean-Luc! Hope you will fit family well! He is so adorable! The story itself is funny, it's make me smile several times lol.
Oh, my. I don't know that Midas Touch thing can make you rich. Definitely will try that (ASAP)
And that is a nice looking house, you do a good job, Pyro!

Definitely waiting for next update