The Ultimate Dynasty!

[azokka361]

QUESTION:

Can you kill the vampire from which you got the DNA? Or do you need to find a vampire ghost and take DNA from it?

[drift9999]

Sheesh people this is totes easy I completed it in like five minutes. The fireflies and Voices in my head told me how to do but,obviously I cannot reveal my secret.

There isn't a "no mods" rule, is that it?

In any case, this appears overwhelming even with my best challenge skills on... Failed at Week 1 Day 1 8:00 AM for a breach of rule 9 (all life states and life stages are banned).

P.S. What is the 'Mayfly' lifespan? I'm guessing it refers to something like
Baby - 7 Days
Toddler - 100 Days
Child - 100 Days
Teen - 100 Days
YA - 1 Day
Adult - 1 Day
Elder - 1 Day?

[Ricalynn]

Mayflies only live for anywhere between 7 hrs and 24 hrs.   Thanks for giving it a good try though there Drift LOL

[JSBrantner]

Adult mayflies live for about a day, but the "child" stage can last anywhere from a couple weeks to a couple years.

[Snufflesxx]

This has to be about the funniest thing I've seen in a long time 
After a morning in IKEA (*groans*) I needed a good laugh!

[Louise56]

This make my day lol! The pink font is just beautiful. How about a pink forum Pam?

[EllaTheTaco]

I love the pink I won this challenge oh yeah, but I don't get to be in the hall of fame... Fine, I lost at 8:01 So... I BEAT EVERYONE BY ONE MINUTE!

[Rhoxi]

"Just pucker up, you wrinkled bum and go for gold."

Easily my most favorite line! Hehehehe! Ah. Good times.

[Orange Iguana]

This looked like a great April Fools joke at first...

...then I saw it was posted on March 26.

[Ricalynn]

That's my fault.    The actual dynasty rules weren't posted until 12 hours ago. 

Artie is mad he's not getting any attention so he wants me to take his picture from the bottom of the rules and let everyone see him.   For those that didn't notice, the exclamation point at the very end of the ruleset is actually a link.    That link led to this picture.




I present Jester Artie and Ringmaster Hebe.

[EllaTheTaco]

I noticed the exclamation, love the picture

[RainBeau]

Well I, for one, did not. That picture is altogether too good.

[ficklemuse]

I'm concerned...so far my Thunder King's belly button has no lint. Can I reset him and see if he grows some?

[Gogowars329]

I noticed the link and laughed so hard. The dynasty rules had me laughing as well. Good job Rica and fooling us. Although, I'm sure that with the right mindset and strategy it could be completed...

[Chuckles_82]

Oh, and I was away and didn't see it in time It sounds like it was a lot of fun though Either way, I wasn't going to read the 'ruleset' in that bright pink anyways. It hurt my eyes.