Pippin: It was a typical day at the household. Ellody was hard at work finishing up her latest book
Patrizia was working on yet another painting...
in her nightgown?
Meantime, Janicia worked away on a sculpture...
with a nice, safe chainsaw?
And Jamal was...doing something...
Jamal: This screwdriver is also not sonic!
Pippin: Hey, Jamal, why don't you take a break and go see what's in the front yard?
Jamal: It's the magic flying frozen milk mobile!
Pippin: Yes, it's...whatever you just said
So, what are you ordering?
Jamal: This!
Oops...
NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Ellody: I am
so much the only sane one in this house.
Janicia: You know we can hear you, right? She's insulting us, Patty!
Patrizia: Again, I don't like being called "Patty."
Janicia: Sorry, Patty.
Pippin: So, that night, Janicia and Patty...I mean, Patrizia...left Ellody behind when they went to Varg's Tavern.
And Patrizia made friends with a magic mirror.
Patrizia: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Mirror: If I am asked to speak what's true, the fairest one is surely you.
Patrizia: So, when you say "fair," do you mean as in attractiveness or did you mean it as in following the rules and being a good sport...or is it fair as in "I'm fairly sure?"
Mirror: (Sigh)
Pippin: Janicia preferred making friends with an actual human...who she found rather attractive.
Speaking of attractive humans, Mr. Parker's new female friend stopped by...when he was asleep.
So, instead, she was greeted by Ellody...and a zombie...both of whom were shocked to discover that she was a werewolf.
Ellody: Girl, you seriously need to shave those legs!
Pippin: Jamal, being an adventurous sort, went to the graveyard to make friends
Jamal: Good llama!
Pippin: That's a ghost dog.
Jamal: No, 'cause it's blue.
Pippin: He also made friends with a ghost girl.
As we all know, ghosts love nothing more than...
amusing cat videos.
Janicia: Good night, Patty, I'm going home.
Patrizia: ...or is it fair as in light complexion? I have been inside painting a lot, so it's possible I just haven't gotten enough sun...