Gwenyth's Dojo Dynasty: 4/6/14

[kaylas]

Gorgeous woo-hoo kitten? I was laughing so hard! I do love your sense of humor Rhoxi! 

[Hallucination]

Oh, William...

[Rhoxi]

Janine and the wedding were both beautiful! and yay! Newboo!

Thanks! The Bridgeport skyline really did make for a great wedding backdrop. And yes, nooboos are forthcoming!

I'm ready for adorableness!

RIP Bella. Poor Evan! I hope Lilly-Bo's love can heal his heartbreak.

Personally, I find Lilly-Bo and Evan together to just be so much adorableness. Something about his being all cute and nerdy, and her being a fashion nightmare.

Woot!  Nooboo!  We need lots of nooboos!  Ahem... sorry... Just love nooboos XD

Excellent. Then you'll love what's coming up next!

Only a true gentleman work "gorgeous woohoo kitten" into the vows.  Nice update!

Gorgeous woo-hoo kitten? I was laughing so hard! I do love your sense of humor Rhoxi! 

Oh, William...

Haha, I'm glad this was well received. The hardest part of writing that update was figuring out an inappropriate, but not off-putting, wedding vow for William. He really does crack me up; I suppose it's because I've never played a sim with that trait before.

Nooboos! Huzzah! By the way, Janine Perry is so cute! Which one is her dad again? And mom? And--you know what, I'm just going to scroll back and look.

The wedding ceremony was truly hilarious. I especially love Gwenyth-Egbert interaction!

That'd be Sinjon and Odine Perry's first child. And, I know right?! I couldn't believe she actually accepted those flowers! And Egbert offering them! Well, I guess if you can't get Vera you . . . go for her mom?

I can't wait to see what colour the nooboo is. That's sad about Bella Hemlock, she'd have given future generations some pretty good genes. I love the part with Gwenyth, Egbert and the flowers as well, that's just so perfect he presented them to her.

Yeah, losing Bella Hemlock is a sad blow. I wish vampires weren't so prone to early death. And the flowers, so random but hilarious! It made me glad I invited Eggs.

Great wedding vows  .
Generation 3 should have some interesting genes.

Hehe, thanks. And oh, he does. 

[Rhoxi]

Nooboo Fever

With Vera and William married and looking to start a family, the Dojo household was now in full nooboo-making-fever.



Sinjon drops by to see his girlfriend Odine Perry and help teach his new twins their skills. Here's Odine holding Drew. (She's clearly having a little trouble keeping those big vampire fangs inside her mouth.)



And here's Linda.



Evan, as you can imagine, is pretty psyched about his new lady love Lilly-Bo Chique . . .



even if her fashion sense is a little out of the ordinary.



He's either a little nervous about his impending fatherhood or just exhibiting his usual neurosis. Either way, it's adorable.



Evan slips down to the lab to calm his nerves with some cool, hard science, but unfortunately the lab is rather empty these days.



When he isn't busy working his way up the science career, Giles has been busy spending most of his time with his new girlfriend Elvira.



Looks like they're having a nooboo!



He rubs her down with a nice romantic massage while wearing his spiffy new lab coat.



As for Vera?



Well, she's been eating plenty of apples . . .



and wielding a chainsaw, despite being heavily pregnant.



Well, this isn't a daredevil dynasty for nothin'!

[Wolfie585]

it's newboos all around!! lol
can't wait for more adorable little rainbows.

[azokka361]

Nooboos, nooboos, nooboos! And if all else goes wrong, you can always use the purple ghosts of Bridgeport as spouses  .

Of course, it is Gwenyth's dynasty. Let the daredevil live on!

[Shewolf13]

Yesssss!   More nooboos!  Lots and lots of colorful little burritos!  An army of them!

[Rhoxi]

Births

Vera: "Huh, I think my water just broke."

Gwenyth: "Alright, sweetie, just put down the blowtorch and--"



Elvira: "AAAAGGH!"



Gwenyth: "Well mom, it looks like we've got no less than two laboring women in the house. I think you know what that means."

Samura: But of course! . . . You, do want to know about Rhoxi, right?

Gwenyth: "But of course."

Samura: Well, small surprise, the second Rhoxi heard about Dragon Valley, she just had to move there.

Rhoxi: "I'm married, living in a magical world full of dragons, and now there's just one more thing that I want (besides getting my own unicorn)." *bats eyelashes*

Lester: "What's that, snookems?"

Rhoxi: "A great big family, pookie! Let's start right now!"



Gwenyth: "Snookems? Pookie?"

Newlyweds, and hopeless romantics, both. It's positively sickening, but at least she's happy

Lester: "Yippie! I think I heard chimes!"

Rhoxi: "Oh, pookie! You're so ridiculous." *giggles*



Rhoxi: "You definitely heard chimes!"

Lester: *gasp!*



Lester decided to get a job as an acrobat.



But I'm afraid he's rather easily distracted from working.



And with a nooboo coming, that promotion's going to be a long time coming.



For while Rhoxi may be quite the loving mother . . .



she, too, is easily distracted.

Rhoxi: "Oo, tiger! Hehe! Rawr, rawr! Hehehehe!"

Lester: "Don't worry, snookems, I got Serena."

Rhoxi: "Serena?"

Lester: "Our daughter . . ."

Rhoxi: "Oh, right!"



Rhoxi: "I'm bored. Come on, let's age her up!"

Lester: "Okay!"



Lester: "Aahh! Fire! Fire! What do we do?"

Rhoxi: "Run away!"



Rhoxi: "Take two!"



A quick make over, and here she is! Serena Dojo, toddler:



The only toddler in the world to potentially be more mature than her own parents.

Rhoxi: "Oh, a zombie!"



Lester: "Don't worry, snookems! Your strong man is here to the rescue; I got this! Oh boo, rawr! You're so scary, Mr. Zombie!"



Lester: "Hahaha!"



Lester: "Wait a minute! It's not working! Rhoxiiii!!!"

Rhoxi: "Come on, sweetheart. Let's head inside. Don't worry about daddy, he's just getting a little mauled."



Gwenyth: "Wow, just . . . that was . . ."

Samura: The most ridiculous thing you've ever seen?

Gwenyth: "There's a reason the eighth generation isn't supposed to have children. Think Serena will even make it to childhood?"

Samura: It's anyone's best guess. Oh hey, more nooboos!

Elvira gives birth to twins Asa (blue) and Julius (tan).

Giles: *cheering* "Alright!"



While Vera gives birth to the next generation of immortals.



Welcome, Devon Dojo!

[azokka361]

Serena is so, so, so, so (three hours later), so, so, SO cute! I love that she's pink, too!

Congratulations to the four new parents! And huzzah for another rainbow heir!

[Anna33]

Yay blueboo, welcome Devon. Wow the eyes have survived 8+ generations I love the eyes. Serena is Adorable.

[Shewolf13]

Eeee!  I couldn't stop laughing at Rhoxi and Lester.  It was so funny!  Congrats on the nooboos!  Can't wait to see them as toddlers.

[Posidem]

The nooboos are adorable! Loving the story so far!

[Trip]

Nooboos everywhere! There are a lot of blue sims in the family, aren't there? (I was hoping that Devon would be further to the right of the rainbow slider)

Rhoxi's chapter was just adorable, and mildly hilarious. Hopefully Serena will survive such parenting. Her pink wings are adorable!

[kaylas]

Serena, pink skin, clothes, wings, parents and more! She is a little pinkie pie! 

[RainBeau]

Yay nooboos! Wait, so is Devon a blueboo or a rainboo?