Chapter 27: Unexpected Immortal NonsenseSo, when Arie learned that Aran was planning to move out, she gave him the same treatment as Roamie:
Arie: A pox! A pox on you!
Arie, you don't even like your kids. Stop being a diva.
Meanwhile, Liara had selected her new bed after her age-up.
So, that can't be SUPER comfortable. I do not know why I even bothered to get more beds and stuff! Sleep in things I buy, you jokers!
And since we all thought Simon and Liliana were going to be forever...
JK, we would never think that because Simon can't keep it together for long enough to make me happy ever. GIVE ME A BABY WITH YOUR GENES, YOU SLUTTY MONSTER.
Oh, also Heather is a lesbian. And is dating the sister of Ardan's boyfriend, James.
And Even though the bathroom was like the social hot spot of the house,
Arie and Cora decided they hated each other and there was no better place than the bathroom to fight it out.
I know Cora's outfit is entirely EA stock, but I love it so much.
Oh! And fun story! Juno kept disappearing and reappearing across town!
Just like randomly in front of a store or someone else's door. has anyone ever had this happen before?
Ardan was meeting a houseful of her nieces and nephews. That's Maritza, Archer, and Simon was there too. Ardan, tell him to GET HIMSELF RIGHT.
And tired of being in a house of crazy, Aran has a winter wedding with Ariel and leaves promptly after.
And everyone showed up, all dressed appropriately for the wedding and the weather, obv.
Liara waves goodbye to her older brother that she probably has ever said like 3 words to. In her oversized T-Shirt and arm-length gloves. THIS HOUSE, Y'ALL.
Oh, and Arie still hates Cora.
No idea why.
Maybe it was her violent tendencies and whatnot.
Eh, doubt it.
Liara was all about fishing, and when the pond finally thawed, she got her chance to learn. SHE'S SO CUTE. She's like very naturey, natural. I like it.
And like all normal humans, Arson and Juno stood and read books to each other and laughed and laughed. Oh, what a day.
But he had to put the book down for a second to go to prom with his sisters.
And really weird stuff happened?
So, with the Cora stuff, at first I thought there was a sim named Cora that Cora wound up with, and I was like, oh, lol, what a coinkydink. But then I checked her relationships after and THERE WAS NO CORA. I think Cora just... really taken with herself?
And we found out that Arson is gay!
And also Ardan did nothing of note!
What time is it, you ask? Well, it's OFFSPRING PICTURE DUMP TIME.
Here is Martina, Roamie's oldest as a full Adult.
And this is Ella. I don't know what I feel about her face. It's all angular but round? And nice but super mean?
And Owen is a hunk as a YA.
And here's a picture of his and Ella's fathers as Full Adults.
They were the IFs, and have aged pretty well.
And lastly, this is Deon, Aeric and Allyson's kid.
Yes, please.