Chapter 29: Hippie WeddingSo, last time in the Eterna household, Hearts does not remember because she's tired and lazy, and it's been a while since my last update, so I'm going to do this before I push it off for another month, and that means we're going to wing it, y'all! Last time, something with squirrels, right? And everyone hated Cora? That sounds right. Okay.
Not sure what the season of squirrels is, but it's summer in the Eterna house now, and that means it's time for a little summer love for our young adults.
Ardan and James were fawning over each other.
And Arson and Boyband were also having a swell time.
Oh, Boyband, you are shameless.
Summer also means that Arie is the only person in the house to get a tan.
This happens every time it's summer and I am super not sure why. Maybe she's the only one that goes outside. Except that Nihm is always outside. WHATEVER, I can't logic tonight.
Anyway, here's Ardan having a sneaky nighttime convo with her tan mom.
Ardan: And maybe try sunscreen or something next time.
Arie: I do what I want.
Well, perhaps the conversation wasn't really about sunscreen.
It was probably more about the seriousness of her lovelife.
Arie: Oh, how nice. You're moving out? So sad. No, really. I'm torn up.
I decided to throw Ardan a wedding party at the house instead of just having them marry quickly and run. Sorry, Arie.
So everyone had to get it together for the wedding. Ardan began a vigorous workout routine.
Even though she's perfect.
And Nihm prepared by digging in the dirt in her formal attire. YOLO
The day of the wedding came and bridesmaids Liara and Cora helped Ardan get put together for the big day.
And then a picture was taken of the wedding party.
LOL James doesn't have any friends.
And Cora is so sassy it hurts.
I AM SORRY. I made the mistake of inviting that woman in the pink dress in the front. She was like super pregnant and was up front in everything, getting in the way of all my shots. No one was even friends with her. It was an error.
Oh, P.S. I am NOT sorry I invited Simon. He stayed late too, but he was beautiful and ever-present and are we sure Liara can't date him?
But with the wedding finished, we say good bye to Ardan and wish her luck on her journey.
JK, she stayed until like 7am the next morning with James playing guitar and the radio and keeping Arie up.
And then maybe 15 sim minutes after they left, Story progression is all, HEARTS, HEY.
You guys are gross.
TIME FOR FAMILY UPDATES:
Darius aged up to a full Adult.
Son of Aeric and Allyson, Grandson of Dedric.
Archer as a YA.
Son of Tobie and Emily.
Alexandria aged to mature Adult
Daughter of Roamie and Molly
Jermaine aged to a child.
Son of... Alexandria and Terro....?
And then Martiza, Tobie's kid, started playing the field with weird looking alien/elf guys. I actually kind of love them.
The green one looks like Kif from futurama but with hair.
And, OH PRAISE SIM JESUS
Simon is back to dating Cara again, his very first girlfriend that he cheated on and lost. KEEP IT TOGETHER I NEED BABIES FROM YOU.