The Bachelorette: An Interactive Story--Goodbye for Now 18/8

[Wiry]

B...B...Bbbut you ARE technology, Mr. Strongman!
Rosa, this is awesome to watch, but please, don't violate the Geneva convention again by destroying technology like that. It is torture to watch the poor laptop die like that.... unless it was outdated. 

[Swirl-Girl]

Yes, it'd be perfectly fine if it was an outdated laptop!



So, we've got a T-Rex, a Pegasus, 3 Sasquatch, and some rare fish.
Also, we have a cockatoo, a macaw, a squirrel, a mini python, a box turtle, and a gecko. I believe it is fairly well stocked.

[RainBeau]

B...B...Bbbut you ARE technology, Mr. Strongman!
Rosa, this is awesome to watch, but please, don't violate the Geneva convention again by destroying technology like that. It is torture to watch the poor laptop die like that.... unless it was outdated. 

Shhh, he doesn't know!
All right, I have no further plans to show the destruction of electronics. I make no promises about the destruction of other kinds of technology

Yes, it'd be perfectly fine if it was an outdated laptop!

So, we've got a T-Rex, a Pegasus, 3 Sasquatch, and some rare fish.
Also, we have a cockatoo, a macaw, a squirrel, a mini python, a box turtle, and a gecko. I believe it is fairly well stocked.

Wow. That is certainly a unique menagerie! I hope the Tyrannosaurus is tame! I had in mind a way to do a zoo as well, do you mind if I still do my idea?

[RainBeau]

Ringmaster: Now please welcome the agile, avian Miss Candy Kane!
The Audience (whispers): Where is she? I don't see her!

























Candy Kane: Ta-da! Don't try that one at home, folks!



Candy Kane: Oh! What time is it? Why, it's Candy time!



Candy Kane: Let's get dangerous.



You wouldn't believe how many hoops a person has to jump through to get work as an acrobat. (deadpan) That was a pun.



I call this one Double Dutch, because I have to be quick on my hot little feet.



Wheee! I'm flying!



I call this Snugabunny. Get it? (singsong) Because I'm swing-ing!



Stop! Candy Ball Time!



(miming talking on the phone) Not now, Ma, I'm on stage!



Now, normally I'm a peppermint person, but check out this Tootsie Roll!



Toy ballerina!



Today's show was brought to you by the letter Y!



That's my show, folks! Thank you, you're too sweet! (wink)




Follow me to the next performance!

[RainBeau]

There wasn't space for the Confession Cams for this performance in the last update, so I made a separate update. I took the opportunity to include more screenshots for the Confession Cams than usual! Enjoy.

Kenshin Confession Cam

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

... I'm not sure I can look at candy canes in quite the same way anymore after this show.



This Miss Kane certainly has more enthusiasm than most, but I feel that this works to her benefit. While I cannot entirely understand the desire to dress oneself as a child's sweet treat, I cannot deny that she seems to be enjoying herself immensely.



Indeed, all of the performers deeply enjoy their careers. Except perhaps the strongman, but we may well have caught him on a bad day. This entire circus is a hotbed of joy and cheer, something that is somewhat foreign to me.



Perhaps there is something to be learned from their glee.

Dominic Confession Cam

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That was very exciting to watch. I could never do something like that of course. I wonder what the next act will be?



I would be having more fun but Dimitri keeps on boasting about him and Marielle. Like, dude, I don't want to know. E 'disgustoso!

[Audren]

Oooh. I like the way Kenshin's words are intermixed with the screenshots. I'll assume that Dominic's Confession Cam has a similar effect.

[Snufflesxx]

That was such a fun update! It really made me smile 

[MarianT]

Oh, Kenshin is so sweet! Great use of the Katy Perry stuff -- the costume was perfect for Candy.

[PeregrineTook]

Fantastic update!!  In fact, the entire circus (all three rings) has been a glorious portrayal of performative energy and mirth!

[Shewolf13]

Once again, lovely job!  Candy was delightful!

[Rhoxi]

Huh, did she really jump from the second floor to the first? Because that is awesome! I really haven't played around much with the Showtime professions. You're making me think it's about time I do! They look so fun.

[RainBeau]

Oooh. I like the way Kenshin's words are intermixed with the screenshots. I'll assume that Dominic's Confession Cam has a similar effect.

Thank you. That's how I'd like to do them all the time, but I don't have enough space usually.

That was such a fun update! It really made me smile 

Good. I picture Candy having that effect on people.

Oh, Kenshin is so sweet! Great use of the Katy Perry stuff -- the costume was perfect for Candy.

Yeah, he is. I tried to select the screenshots to show off his sweet naïveté.
Vinyl deserves your praise for that as Candy is another of hers. I agree with you.

Fantastic update!!  In fact, the entire circus (all three rings) has been a glorious portrayal of performative energy and mirth!

Oh, thanks Pippin. And there's more to continue!

Once again, lovely job!  Candy was delightful!

Thank you. I liked her as well. I'm a bit partial to puns,
 

Huh, did she really jump from the second floor to the first? Because that is awesome! I really haven't played around much with the Showtime professions. You're making me think it's about time I do! They look so fun.

Thank you! I was waiting for someone to comment on that entrance!
No, she did not, that's my trickery Sorry to get your hopes up because that is not a possibility in game.  You are still, of course, welcome to try them, I'm sure they're still fun under normal circumstances.

[Swirl-Girl]

Great job on Candy Kane's performance. You did a very good job on her.
And do feel free to use that idea.
Poor...uhm...somebody...

[chetanhaobijam]

Great performance of acrobat Candy Kane. And what a jump from the second floor. Is it even possible? Can't wait to see the next stunt.
Chetan.

[Blayzen]

I also enjoyed Candy Kane's show...very energetic! I'm so excited to see what else you have up your sleeve for the rest of the date.

I was also wondering if you'd be doing another "Meanwhile, back on the farm" update? I would love to know what other gossip Leo & Everette might be sharing while they wait for the other Bachelors to return. It can't be easy for them to compete with those young whipper snappers, after all. They must have some things they'd like to vent about! (Narcissistic Fairies, Hydrophobic Martial Artists, Flirtatious (with all the wrong girls) Ladie' s Man...) The list could go on & on!

*Silently begging with puppy dog eyes*