Ringmaster: Now please welcome the agile, avian Miss Candy Kane!
The Audience
(whispers): Where is she? I don't see her!
Candy Kane: Ta-da! Don't try that one at home, folks!
Candy Kane: Oh! What time is it? Why, it's Candy time!
Candy Kane: Let's get dangerous.
You wouldn't believe how many hoops a person has to jump through to get work as an acrobat.
(deadpan) That was a pun.
I call this one Double Dutch, because I have to be quick on my hot little feet.
Wheee! I'm flying!
I call this Snugabunny. Get it?
(singsong) Because I'm swing-ing!
Stop! Candy Ball Time!
(miming talking on the phone) Not now, Ma, I'm on stage!
Now, normally I'm a peppermint person, but check out this Tootsie Roll!
Toy ballerina!
Today's show was brought to you by the letter Y!
That's my show, folks! Thank you, you're too sweet!
(wink)Follow me to the next performance!