Okay, so here comes the fun thing! It's not my best writing, but it's only meant to be a quick fun thing between dates and it was already far too much work for that. So! We proceed.
The scene is the bachelors' first visit to The Bachelorette Mansion. They have yet to meet the bachelorette herself. Their purpose--to have their pictures taken for the publicity material for The Bachelorette.
Let's see what high jinks they get up to! Nathaniel: So, this is it, huh? What a place!
Vikram Valentino: Please, Mr Talus, sir, I need you to come over here with everyone else so I can take the pictures.
Vikram
(thinking): Oh, why did I ever get into the film business?
Nathaniel: Feast your eyes, lesser mortal!
Everette has
visible Eye Candy sparkles. He's so bishie!
Kenshin
(thinking): I can't let these bishie sparkles interfere with my appearance. Must look fierce!
Vikram: Mr Nathaniel . . . I need you to look toward the camera . . .
Nathaniel: I'm sorry, Mortal, but I do believe there is a mirror over there.
Everyone except Kenshin: Do we get to swim in the pool now?
Kenshin
(alarmed): Pool?
Then the Mascot showed up and everyone was attracted to her. And Dominic planned to flirt with her and give her flowers. I can only assume.
Looks like she's Team Everette.
Kenshin: I reeeeally don't like swimming. (he says this
a lot)
Great. Now it's too dark for the swimsuit shots. Well, the boys are still enjoying the pool.
Formal Shot Time!
Then, just because they have such disparate formal wear and I want a bit more uniform look, I put them all in appropriately-coloured tuxedos.
Vikram: Okay, just two more shots and we are done with this set.
Swim break! Talus and Everette appear to be having trouble deciding who can get in the pool first. Perhaps Everette is simply trying to make sure Talus is properly attired whilst swimming.
Look out for
Part II, coming right up!