What do the bachelorette and bachelors do while they wait for the first date to start?Dimitri: Hey, Talus! Any chance you could sing us a song of your people?
Talus: Of course.
(starts singing something in Norwegian)Dimitri: Um, that's nice, but I was actually thinking of a different song.
Talus: Which one?
Dimitri: Oh, you know. The one about the guy who is so happy to finally be back home.
Talus: There are plenty of songs about returning to one's home. Could you perhaps be a little more specific?
Dimitri: You know. It starts off, 'Ahhh, ya ya yaaaaa. Ya ya yaaaaaa, yaaaaa, ya ya'.
Talus: I am not that kind of troll!
Everette: But will you sing it?
Talus: No!
Dimitri: Fine. In that case, watch and learn! These are the one-of-a-kind Ivanov moves!
Everette: Good evening, Marielle. Might I say you're looking--
*WHOMP!*
Everette: Oh! Um, spirited, yes!
Dimitri
(singing): Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.
Marielle: Hah! I've got you now! Surrender!
Nathaniel: Never!
Marielle: Ow! Not cool, fairy boy!
Nathaniel: All's fair in love and pillow fighting, right? Aaah! Please don't hurt me!
Talus: So then Rosen started bringing home these things called, 'comic books.' They have unfortunately been declining in quality lately, but I have always liked the X-Men. Leopold reminds me of Wolverine in a way.
Kenshin
(thinking): Superheroes? Sounds like something of a far-fetched concept . . .
Maid: Is it hot in here, or is it just
you?Dominic: Are you hitting on me?
Maid: What do you think, big boy?
Dominc: Well, that's boosted my self-esteem sky high!
Dimitri: Agh! Nathaniel! Control your wings!
Nathaniel
(singing): Oh I'm leaving, on a jet plane! Don't know when I'll be back again . . .
Dominic
(thinking): Hmmm . . . should I tell her? Yes, I've got to.
Marielle
(thinking): Mmmm, I love Italian food . . . No, Marielle, stop it!
Talus
(thinking): Why must she always be surrounded by people? How can I ever speak to her alone?
Dominic: Umm...Princess?
Marielle: Yes, Dom?
Dominic: Your, your armpits, there is some blue gas...
Marielle: It's Nathaniel's Soothing Aura. We all have it. You included. What are you implying, anyway?
Dominic: Umm . . . yeah, never mind.
Dominic
(thinking): Gosh, she's even cute when she's looking disdainful.
Marielle
(thinking): Is that how he hits on women? Geez, rude!
Talus
(thinking): Come, Talus, you are here now, you must try. I wish I could have a drink first. Just open your mouth! Say something!
Nathaniel: Someday, I'm gonna be super famous. And rich! And then you'll follow me around with that camera and be my paparazzi!
Everette: I'm an artist, not a paparazzo!
Nathaniel: Uh-huh. Whatever!
Kenshin
(thinking): Father always said that your greatest enemy in life is yourself . . . Hmmm. This virtual gaming is more difficult than it appears at first glance.
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First Date Part I.