I would like to thank you, my wonderful, beautiful, lovely, and above all, patient
viewers readers. (I am really getting in that television mindset!) Not to be frivolous, but I just noticed this story has over 10.000 views! Wow! So thank you, again. And thanks again to Pam for featuring the story on the Facebook page, and to everyone that has participated in any way. You have all made my life a lot more fun lately.
To show my appreciation, I would like to fulfil a request.
The Bachelorette Blooper Reel*Audience Applause*
Since bloopers were requested, bloopers you shall have! I hope you appreciate this because I spent waaaaay too much time on it.
Out-takes from Bachelor InterviewsEverette: I love my mother, but she made me take medicine! And I didn't like it! I hate medicine!
Everette: Money? You think I'm in it for the money? I have loads of money! I could just throw the Simoleons up in the air, and swim in them. If I wanted to. Which I don't.
You may think Leopold is boring, but he does get very excited about some things...
...And very confused by others.
Dominic: Are we done? All done? Yeah?
Dominic: Great. I think Mom made sandwiches.
Nathaniel: Are we rolling? We're rolling? How do my teeth look? Perfect? I want to have a nice, natural smile. Well, how is it?
Nathaniel: Yeah, I know people talk about me. It's because they're jealous.
Nathaniel: With good reason! It's not at all fair that I got all the looks
and the talent!
Kenshin: You want up here, Corwin? Can he come up here? No? Sorry, kitty. I'll play with you later.
Dimitri
(Sean Connery impression): It'sh rubbish, shee? That'sh all it ish, jusht a load of rubbish!
Unusable ShotsOccasionally, things would be in frame that shouldn't be.Dominic: Dad, your book. It's in--it's in the frame. How did you even do that? No, Dad, just stay there! Don't--
sigh.
Kenshin: Chika? I think your plumbob is in frame--yeah, could you just--yeah, great, thanks.
Nathaniel: Babies! I love--what? How long has the light been in frame?
We have to shoot everything again? How will I remember all the brilliant things I already said?
Bachelors' Favourite TopicsIt wasn't easy getting the bachelors to stay on topic. Each bachelor had his own favourite subject to talk about. Some stood out more than others.*
For example, 33% of Dominic's speech bubbles had something to do with babies.
And while he was usually happy about them, well...
His second favourite topic was 'Houses'. Truly, a domestic man!Nathaniel's favourite topic was babies, too, at 22% of his speech bubbles.
His second favourite was a tie between cooking and money.
Kenshin's favourite topic was gardening and the outdoors, at 14%.
Although that topic was closely followed by hydrophobia, at 11%.
Dimitri's conversation was dominated by music, at 28%.
Curiously, Everette was the only one to talk about himself. Perhaps because he was standing?
He practised a flirty look as well, for when he meets Marielle.
'But wait,' you say, 'You forgot one! Where's Talus?'
First of all, never tell me I forgot something! Agh! Everything I do is deliberate!
Now, the reason Talus has heretofore not appeared in this video reel is because he made no bloopers.
He does
seem to have found out about the update Rosenrot made, though.
*Which is to say, not only did some truly stand out (Dominic would not shut up about babies!) but I also only have accurate data on four of the bachelors, because I couldn't find the folders containing all the screenshots for the others. My screenshots are a mess right now, between three stories, my own personal projects, and moving and backing up files all the time.
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Preview to the Premiere.
