Evening, the Crew Room, Bachelorette MansionIt is a quiet night in the mansion, everyone attending to her own business.All at once, the silence is broken. Della bursts through the door.Della: Ladies, you might want to sit down. I have some exciting news.
Della: Oh forget it, I can't hold it in! I found him! The seventh bachelor! I got someone at last!
Bella: Sorry, Craig, I gotta go.
Even Ombra clicks off the computer.Ombra: One second, Della--got to answer this message--okay, here I come.
Rose: Hang on, just let me check the window and make sure no one is snooping.
Ombra: We're on the top floor, Rose. No one is snooping. Sit down.
Bella: So, Della, where did you find our seventh hunk?
Della: *sigh* Riverview. Such a quaint little country town. I'd like to retire there one day.
Bella: Well, tell us about him!
Ombra: Is he another painter?
Rose: Is he a baby?
Della: He's a hottie, that's for sure!
Then what Rose said registers in everyone's heads.Ombra: Is he a baby, Rose? Why don't you just ask, 'Is he a unicorn?' while you're at it!
Della: He is neither a baby nor a unicorn. He is a fully grown human Sim.
Ombra: Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car? *laughs at her own joke*
Rose: You never said whether he was a painter or not! I, for one, hope he is. Artistic guys are the most attractive.
Ombra: Nah ah! What I want to know is, what's his job? A man with a steady job is a man who is responsible and takes care of business; that's the kind of guy you want.
Bella: Not necessarily! I can earn money myself, what I want to know is, can he cook? If a man can cook, he's got my attention. A domestic god, that's what I like.
Ombra: Job trumps cooking! Everyone knows this!
Ombra: Who cares if he can cook? That's what takeout is for!
Bella: All I'm saying is, a man makes me a nice meal and keeps the house spotless, he'll be happy with the result.
Della: I don't know about all that. A chap would be number one in my book if he has a healthy sense of imagination and romance. That's what I like--someone who will sweep me off my feet and make me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.
They are all still arguing over what makes the perfect man when Rosa strides into the room.Bella: I still say keeping the house clean will keep the wife happy, and if Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
They all at once notice that Rosa is there and fall silent.Rosa: So, what's the news, Della?
Della: Good news, Rosa.
Della: I found us another bachelor.
Rosa: That's great news, Della! Good work! So we'll be able to start shooting soon?
Della: With reservations, yes. There are a few things yet to arrange.
Rosa: Well, take care of them! Let's get this show on the road!
Ombra: Yes, ma'am. I'll have Vik go out and shoot an intro for him and I'll cut it together as soon as possible.
Rosa: All right! Great work, everyone! Let's all get moving!
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