Twenty-two years ago, in a shabby hovel on the edge of Starlight Shores, a star was born.
Ahem--that would be me, Nathaniel Elysi.
I was clearly born for the big-screen, with my good looks and obvious talent, but, regrettably, such humble beginnings prevented me from fulfilling my destiny.
Despite all of this, I strove to aid my sister and niece after returning from college, even moving in with them when my brother-in-law died!
In a way, I gave up my future for their welfare . . . these duties never let me make it to Bridgeport. I ended up singing for pennies in a
park, for goodness sake!
Then I saw this opportunity for "eligible, handsome young men" and I thought--
I'm eligible, young, and beautiful as an angel! Who could possibly defeat me? 
Of course, I'm in it only to win the lady's heart, not for any other reasons.
My interests include singing, mirrors, toddlers, and romantic movies.
That's it? That's a wrap? Okay, can we add in a slideshow of all my outfits please?
What do you mean, "unorthodox"?
Make sure you put in a shot of me swimming, too. Me in a speedo beats out Baby-Face Dojo any day!
All right! Take that, Everette!
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