CrumpleSteels Vs Sharks - The Face Off

[ArianaJade]

The faces Iris pull are so funny! Sebastian better watch out lol and why am I thinking of Charlie's angels now?

Haha, I hadn't thought about Charlie's Angels but I will now every time I play this game!

Oh boy, Sebastian is in some serious trouble. Never underestimate an insane (and probably insanely strong) firefighter and her young protege who has sculpting tools and knows how to use them.

Kelsey has some serious muscle! I certainly wouldn't underestimate these two, they're mad and very determined. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

*falls off chair from excessive laughter* This pic is hilarious.

I know! I love the rodeo bull, it always gets awesome pictures.

[ArianaJade]

Chapter 3: Investigators



A: Hey, how're you?

T: What are you doing here? You shouldn't be able to get in here!

A: It's an emergency. Under Article 34 of the Act, I can.

T: I don't care about the Act. You'd better tell me what's going on and why you've disturbed me.



A: First we knew of it, he was seen sleeping on a bench in Starlight Shores. So you can see the problem we're in.

T: No, sorry, I'm clearly not as up on the Act as you are, but I can't work out why this is any of your business. Sims drop in and out of each others stories all the time. It's just what happens in our world.

A: They're not usually setting out to delete one another, are they?

T: Deletions? That hasn't happened since...

A: Exactly.



T: It's serious then, isn't it?

A: I wouldn't ask you if it wasn't.

T: Okay. What do you want me to do?



A: Help me solve it. Easier said than done, but you know that.



A: So this is where we think he landed. I don't know why here. What's the connection between him and a shoe factory?



A: Excuse me. Is there anything... unusual about this shoe factory? Any weird noises or people lately.

Man: There's always weird noises and people here, duck. Worst kept secret of Starlight Shores is that the shoe factory isn't a factory at all. The local criminal gang use it.

A: That would make a lot more sense.

Man: What would, duck?

A: Oh, just something I saw the other night.

Man: I'd keep away from here at night, duck. It's not nice.



T: So they started here. Where did they go, though? Somewhere near here. Somewhere quiet and well-hidden, but probably reasonably large.



T: Aha. Got it.



T: I think we have a lead.

A: Excellent. He did land here, and we know where he's been since. He should be at Mick's Master Karaoke in about five minutes time.

T: So will they.



T: You're not rushing over there?

A: Rule 48 of Interfering, don't do it until the right time.

T: When's the right time?

A: Not yet.

T: What are Rules 1 to 47?

A: A load of rubbish, and best ignored.

[Wiry]

A.... as an investigator....hmmmm...
I wonder 

[Audren]

How mysterious, with all this business with Acts and Articles. It's like I'm back in Constitution class. 

What is A's hairstyle? (I think it's A, I'm not quite sure. The redhead) Is that a store item?

[Dextra2]

What is A's hairstyle? (I think it's A, I'm not quite sure. The redhead) Is that a store item?

I think this A's a chick. So it might not be our A, but a differnet A.

[TheTripWasInfraGreen]

A's hair is Can't Care Hair from The Store.

I recently read through the Afon dynasty and loved it, so I'm pretty dang happy that Taryn's back!

[Wiry]

A's hair is Can't Care Hair from The Store.

I recently read through the Afon dynasty and loved it, so I'm pretty dang happy that Taryn's back!

I think I know who A is, but I'm not sure. I think it might be a disguised Anais.

[RainBeau]

Shh! Spoilers!

This is brilliant! I love it so so much, it really needed to happen. And it's even more epic than I dreamed. Training montage and everything.

[ArianaJade]

A.... as an investigator....hmmmm...
I wonder 

I bet you do

How mysterious, with all this business with Acts and Articles. It's like I'm back in Constitution class. 

What is A's hairstyle? (I think it's A, I'm not quite sure. The redhead) Is that a store item?

Trip's got it right. I've not got much clue about constitutions, being from the UK and not actually having one and all! So I'm glad it all sounds about right! 

I think this A's a chick. So it might not be our A, but a differnet A.

She is. And a different one, yes, who'll have her name revealed in good time.

A's hair is Can't Care Hair from The Store.

I recently read through the Afon dynasty and loved it, so I'm pretty dang happy that Taryn's back!

Yay, I'm glad someone noticed who Taryn was!

Shh! Spoilers!

This is brilliant! I love it so so much, it really needed to happen. And it's even more epic than I dreamed. Training montage and everything.

Wow thanks! You can't have an action story without an epic training montage, after all...

[ArianaJade]

This probably deserved it's own post. Sorry for not having posted anything on this story for over a month - like I said on my decadynasty I've been ill and then had to catch up on lots of other stuff. But this story is now officially brought back!

And I'll have an update to prove it in a sec. Kelsey and Iris aren't going to let Seb get away with it this easily.

[RainBeau]

ArianaJade, the UK does have a constitution, it's just not a written document

[ArianaJade]

Chapter 3 - Flirting With Your Bookshelves



Seb: Has anyone ever told you you're, like, really attractive?

Kelsey: I don't know what part of your tiny Sharky mind told you flirting with me was a good idea, but you should never listen to it again.

Seb: But the flowers are your favourite colour!

Kelsey: I don't have time for men. And even if I did, I'd never pick a Shark. So walk.



Seb: This isn't even the good sort of a girl taking you out the bar.

Kelsey: Get on with it. *over her shoulder* Iris! Where are you?! We've got him, we're leaving!



Iris: I hadn't finished my pool game yet.



-at their destination-

Seb: What kind of a place is this? And who on Simearth is he?

Kelsey: He's called a ghost. You might be one soon if you keep on annoying me.



Seb: How dare you? How dare you threaten me? Don't you know who I am? I'm in a dynasty! I'm a founder!

Kelsey: Don't make it worse for yourself. Spares have feelings too. Spares MATTER.

Seb: Oooh, spares matter do they? Well I have a purpose! A reason! I have requirements! You're just there because your watcher meant to have twins and got triplets by accident!



Kelsey: How. Dare. You.

Seb: My face. My beautiful face.



Iris: Help. Help me. I'm stuck in a mausoleum with a shark and a mad woman and I think I might be late for my tea.

Kelsey: Keep an eye on him for me, Rissy, I'm off to check some stuff.

Iris: And I'm always kept in the dark, too.



Seb: So, the mad woman. Why's a pretty girl like you hanging round with her?

Iris: She said she'd help me defeat the Sharks. That's my life goal.

Seb: As far as I can see, your Lifetime Wish is to be a Renaissance Sim.

Iris: Shark-catcher wasn't an option. Not my fault EA are really quite unconcerned about the risk of Sharks.

Seb: I'm not that bad, am I? Do you really want to kill me?



Kelsey (at the library): No. No. Maybe. No. No. This is impossible. This book's useless. I can't work with this kind of equipment.



Seb: No! I can't believe she said that! What did he do next?

Iris: It was awful, he totally flipped out. They broke up, obviously. After that and the llama incident, you can't blame him for breaking it off.

Seb: Totally unbelievable. Even I'm not that bad!

Iris: I never thought I'd say this, but you're not actually the worst person I've ever met.

Seb: Thanks. I think.



Iris: *half asleep* Just don't run away, she'll kill me.



Kelsey: Why did you not give me the information I want? I hate you, bookcase! May you be taken apart and used for firewood! No! May you be taken apart and used as a Shark tank!



Kelsey: This had better work. I'm not going into the Archives for nothing.



A: Okay. Target - locked.

T (via radio): You'd better have got the right one this time. Earl's Court was embarrassing.

A: Trust me on this. We're good.

[ArianaJade]

ArianaJade, the UK does have a constitution, it's just not a written document

You learn something new every day!

[RainBeau]

Never trust a Shark, Iris! He's bound to slip out while you're not looking!

[Tigerskin]

I hate to say this: but I want Seb to win! (It's definitely not cos he is strangely attractive... Ahem).

Go Sharky!